DM5 Page IX
"No, YOU drop YOUR gun!" Dr. Schlong said back.
"Look, I'm a secret agent working for the FBI, now you better drop that gun and prepare to be arrested!" Sunny ordered again.
Meagen suddenly realized something. "Oh! So that's why you're still here! Cool!"
Sunny said, "I know! I get to investigate all kinds of crap, and it's cool as hell."
SUDDENLY, the fisherman got up and punched Sunny in the face, knocking her out (again). The fisherman took her gun.
"And just who would that be?" Meagen asked.
Dr. Schlong smiled. "Not all of my clones became dumb victims. I actually managed to hide one from the lab, and convinced it to do my bidding."
The fisherman removed his suit, and revealed himself. Who could it be?
It was none other than Sabrina.
"Sabrina?" Meagen said. "How could you listen to him? I mean, the original Sabrina fought against this type of stalker shit! Why..."
"Shut your mouth, Meagen," Sabrina replied. "The original Sabrina was just a stupid blonde whore, who's totally inferior to me!!"
Dr. Schlong added, "She's also MUCH superior to my OTHER Sabrina clone..."
Meagen was confused. "You mean there's a second clone of Sabrina? I never saw her."
Dr. Schlong laughed. "Ha! You've seen this clone before- everytime you looked in the mirror!"
Meagen's heart skipped a beat. "No! That can't be true!! That's IMPOSSIBLE!! I have memories, I have a family, they can't all be fake! I don't even look that much like her!"
"Believe it, bitch!" Sabrina responded. "Not only did the lab erase your memory, they gave you a new one. Your parents just adopted you, and your genetic makeup changed just enough so that no one would suspect that you're actually a worthless failed experiment."
Meagen said to herself, "I can't believe it... my whole life... is fake..."
"Yep, and it's time to end your fake life right now!" Sabrina told her as she aimed her pistol.
BUT THEN Meagen screamed, "NOOO!" and leaped forward, grabbing the gun. She and Sabrina got into a huge struggle, pulling each other's hair and clawing each other's face. Dr. Schlong wanted to shoot Meagen, but he was afraid he'd hit Meagen instead. What was the superintendent to do? He joined in the fray, and what followed was 5 minutes of pure carnage as they all wrestled for control. At one point, both guns flew from the three of them and they managed to pull away from each other.
There was a second of hesitation as each of them tried to get reoriented, and then Meagen ran to one of the guns on the floor, picked it up, and fired three time, directly hitting Sabrina twice in the chest and once in the forehead. Sabrina fell and was dead before she hit the floor.
Dr. Schlong tackled Meagen, who was caught off guard, and they once again got into a brawl. After a few minutes, they both splitted and grabbed the guns. They were both facing each other, holding and aiming their guns at each other.
"In my head I've been keeping track," Dr. Schlong began. "And the gun you have is empty!"
Meagen responded, "These guns look almost exactly alike. How do you know yours isn't the empty one?"
After this, Meagen squeezed the trigger. All there was was a click.
Dr. Schlong smiled. "Goodbye, Meagen."
Meagen closed her eyes. It felt like everything was going in slow motion as Dr. Schlong pulled the trigger. Nothing but a click.
Finally, Meagen was able to exhale. As Dr. Schlong realized his pistol was out of bullets, Meagen realized the safety was on in hers. She turned the safety off and aimed.
Meagen smiled, "Ditto." She fired.
Dr. Schlong fell to the floor, a bullet in his head.
It was just then that Sunny got up. "Cool," she said. "Looks like you didn't need my help after all!"
Gary was pounding on the door again. Meagen told him, "Stand back, Gary!" and she shot the lock off, allowing her to open the door. Sunny and Meagen both told him what happened.
"We have to hurry," Meagen said afterward. "Because if we don't, a whole bunch of celebrity zombies might start invading the city!!"
ALL OF A SUDDEN Danielle burst through one of the walls in the room!
"RUN!" Gary yelled as they all fled.
Danielle stayed in the room, looking at the Scream mask, costume and knife. She picked up the mask and put it on.
Meagen, Sunny, Gary, and Scott, who met up with them earlier, were waiting outside the civic center as a news van pulled up next to them. Constance and Ricky got out of the van.
"Glad you could make it," Meagen said to them. "Hey, where's Chris? And why are your clothes all loose like that?"
Constance answered, "Chris got killed, and me and Ricky were, uh, at the dry cleaners, yeah, that's it!"
"Right..." Meagen said, more than a little suspicious. "Anyway, I already told you about the killers being dead, but if we don't act now hundreds of celebrity zombies might find their way out of the building and start doing all kinds of crap. Good thing Sunny's got access to a ton of assorted weapons!"
Sunny came by and equipped everybody with either a shotgun or a flame thrower. She handed Meagen her gun.
"Hey, you found my shotgun!" Meagen said. "You found Sparky!"
Ricky looked at her funny. "You named your shotgun Sparky?"
"So?" Meagen snapped. "You gave your penis a name!!"
"Hey, don't make fun of Woody like that," Ricky said back.
"OK," Sunny instructed. "Here's the plan. Scott, you and me will guard the entrance so we can make sure no zombies get out. Ricky and Constance, you two will go to the ventilation regulator and fix it so we can filter and thin out all the gas in there. And Meagen," Sunny finished. "You and Gary will plant the bomb. All you do is pull the bar out of it, and we'll all have 60 seconds to clear out and find somewhere safe before the building blows up with all the zombies in it. Everybody got it?"
"Got it!" was everyone else's response.
"Let's do it! And don't forget to put your gas masks on! You can't take them off until Ricky and Constance get the ventilation running," Sunny reminded them. "And Meagen, here's the bomb..."
Meagen was reluctant to hold such a powerful explosive, so she told her, "You better let Gary hang on to that."
Sunny then gave it to Gary, who put it in a backpack he was carrying.