Chapter Four - A touchy-feely shabbat

This chapter concerns itself with the first shabbat in Israel.

Friday, February 18 - Kibbutz Ein Gev [ top of page ]

We had some free time before shabbat, so I got changed and then headed to the beach, where Gill and I tossed stones into the Sea of Galilee. Some of the other guys got into a serious stone-skipping competition. Yuval and our Israeli guard and medic were able to produce some impressive throws. A result of their military training, no doubt. I would have joined them but I didn't want to embarrass myself. It is a shameful secret that I have a very girly arm and can't throw things to save my life.

Anyhoo, eventually it came time for shabbat. This was another instance where I was supposed to feel some sort of awe, shabbat in Israel and all, but at least it didn't make me angry this time. It was all very pleasant.

This was the first time we got into what Yuval called the "circle of love", which is a lovely tradition. You just stand around in a circle with your arms around each other. It often involves a lot of dancing, humming and swaying. Okay, the swaying annoyed me a little because of my very strong sense of rhythm and geometry. We weren't all swaying in the same direction at the same time, so certain parts of the circle were out of phase with others. It's totally nuts, but that's the kind of thing that bothers me.

After lighting the shabbat candles and doing all the stuff with the wine and chalah, we gave each other "shabbat shalom" hugs, another lovely tradition. At this point I was feeling positively upbeat about Judaism. Boy was that to change.

Marie, Esther, Lisa, I, and two other people (is it sexist that I only remember the girls?) hung around on the beach for a while longer before dinner having a conversation about dating. I don't remember exactly what was said, except for the part where I blew up at Esther and told her to rotate her chair so I didn't have to stare at her back. As for the actual content of the conversation, though, all I remember is the topic. In fact, the only interesting part of this anecdote is that we were able to hang around outside at night without freezing to death, due to the fact that we were some two hundred metres below sea level there, in a particularly warm region of Israel.

Shabbat dinner was pretty nice. I remember I sat across from Leah [lee-ah], not to be confused with Leah [lay-ah], and I will have more to write about her pretty soon. Stay tuned.

After the meal came the interminable singing. I like Jewish music as much as the next man (exactly how much does the next man like Jewish music, I wonder), but it just kept going. At least it wasn't prayers. Just songs. Still, we could have sung about half as much as we did and produced about the same effect. Incidentally, I have reason to believe that the interminable singing was part of a calculated plan to produce a sort of euphoric hypnosis in the birthrighters.

When the singing finally came to a close, we headed into the basement to play some "stupid games", as Yuval called them. Icebreaking games. Those were pretty pleasant, and I learned a few names, which I always have trouble with. Then we all headed our own ways.

A group of us went to the disco upstairs, but I couldn't take the noise and smoke so I left early. Why must I put up with an atmophere of 40% nitrogen, 10% oxygen, and 50% cigarette smoke, not to mention the bombardment with extremely loud Israeli music? This was not the last time I would walk disgusted out of a club in Israel.

The night concluded with a drunken after-hours party. I'm sure lots of interesting things happened at it, but I only attended briefly before going to bed, so I couldn't say. Drinking and partying just don't appeal to me, in Canada or in Israel.

Saturday, February 19 - Kibbutz Ein Gev [ top of page ]

We got to sleep in because it was shabbat. I intended to wake up at 9:00 but I ended up doing so at 10:00 instead. It didn't matter. I had breakfast and then we headed off to tour the kibbutz. At least that's what I thought we would be doing.

The "tour" began with the banana plantation. A vaguely hung-over-sounding guy who was originally from New Jersey made us answer a whole lot of questions about bananas. The only one I remember was, "Why do we put bags over the banana bunches?" I remember because people advanced about ten incorrect theories before the guy finally gave up and told us. It's to keep them from getting sunburned.

Now I like bananas as much as the next man (who probably likes bananas better than, say, Jewish music), but I really wanted to see how the Israeli equivalent of a Soviet commune functions. Unfortunately, instead of an actual tour we stopped just outside of the kibbutz proper and listened to an hour-long lecture on the kibbutz movement and kibbutz Ein Gev in particular. Interesting, to be sure, but I would have preferred something a little more hands-on.

The kibbutz lecture was followed by several hours of free time. Free time's great and all, but I had only been in Israel for a couple of days and thus had little need for rest. I would have killed to have had a similar block of free time about a week later. I spent the time watching people toss a frisbee around (which incidentally smacked Elena, a fellow birthrighter, right in the head at one point - it looked quite painful) and willing my skin not to burn.

It is apparently a Jewish tradition to have an extra meal on Shabbat, so that's what we did next. It actually amounted to little more than a snack. While we did this, Yuval taught us how to count to a million in Hebrew. I don't remember the word for "hundred", so I can't do it anymore. In any case, I think the point of this exercise was to teach us to do our roll call in Hebrew, which we ended up doing only once. We had enough trouble with it in English.

The snack was followed by the first in a long series of daily "programmes" that pissed me off. I know, I get pissed off easily. Anyway, in this one we had descriptions of three people and we had to decide which one was the best Jew. There was an intricate story to go along with this, but that was the gist of it.

So we discussed and discussed and I just wanted to kill everyone there to end the madness. I wrote part of a rant about it. I don't remember why I aborted the rant in the middle.

Good Jew - Feb. 19, 6:55pm

Man, that "good jew" discussion went on forever. We decided nothing, of course. That was the point. No such thing as a good Jew, blah blah blah.

I've really got to take Yuval seriously when he says to say what's on our minds and not worry about offending people.

ABORTED

When it was dark out and we had eaten, we ended shabbat with a touchy-feeling havdallah service, including the circle of love, out-of-phase swaying, and more hugging.

Chapter Five

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