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Kevin is a curious fellow. "How to determine how this lighter sounds?" he thought to himself one evening at the dinner table. "Perhaps it would be best to hold it next to my ear!" Unfortunately for Kevin, but fortunately for the rest of his family, Kevin's ear is located in close proximity to his hair. | |
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One day, Kevin and his family were enjoying a beautiful day at the zoo. The sun was high in the sky, and everyone's spirits were well. As the family took a break, Kevin decided to capitalize on one of the zoo's lovely benches. He laid himself down and closed his eyes, hoping to revitalize himself for the remainder of the day.
In a playful bit of tomfoolery and skulduggery, his family, being the pranksters that they are, decided to play a little joke on Kevin. They placed a sign that said, "Pot-Bellied Poppa - Do Not Feed" on his paunch, took pictures, and showed passers the fruit of their treachery, all unbeknownst to Kevin. Kevin likes to take naps. |
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| Kevin is a guy you can always count on at family functions to be ready with a digital camera. His family might act like they don't appreciate the opportunity to preserve their image for posterity, but years from now they will be glad. When they sit around wondering, "What does our youngest sister look like?" they will be able to refer to the various pictures (pictures that would not exist if not for Kevin) and see that their sister has long, blonde hair. And I suspect that they will give Kevin a call and say, "Thanks, Dad." |