Poems
From Tschuk!

First, let me say that these are not serious poems. My poems are humerous. If you want serious poems, go buy Jewel's book of poems. When you're done vomiting, come back here and read mine.

My favorite of these poems is The Pigeon. Give it a read. It will make you want to go out and read some Edgar Allan Poe. And hey, if you like my poems, I suggest you visit my Storiess Page.