Controversy

There are some people that claim that a dog is man's best friend. I, on the other, more argumentative hand, believe that a man's best friend should be his toilet. Think about it. It's always there for you, strong, dependable and ready to take your punishment.

Perhaps an even more controvercial issue is the difficult spelling of the word 'contruversial'. Some people tend to take the more simplified method, with a minimal number of letters, such as 'contrvrshl'. I, however, find it to be more accurate to spell words the long way, because I figure, with all those exceptions to all those rules, there are probably a lot of 'ough's and 'tsch's and 'zxy's. Henceforth, I have derived this spelling of the word: Kounthreivverschioule.


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