My 150-Word Essay on Evolution
Well, uh, gee whiz, I guess maybe it has uh, maybe something to do with uh, maybe like living things like um, those little things, what are they called? Oh yeah, now I remember. They are called Amoeba. Yeah. And the Amoeba, they um, they like make more Amoebas, and they kind of get better. They do not really get uh, better, um, but they can like, do things, no, not really. Gosh, this is a stupid essay. I hate science. What do I care about these stupid things? How do I know what evolution is? I've only been here for seventeen years. Well, it will be eighteen in only a couple months. Evolution takes forever. I'd have to live thousands of years just to see one stage of evolution, like when the frogs moved out of the water and became reptiles. Hey!! Four. Three. Two. Done!
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