Cordelia and Willow. "I need a favor..."

This is the best. Cordelia, Xander, Buffy. "What the hell are you doing here!?!?" "I'm undercover!" "Not under much."

Xander:You'll slay...We'll party!

Cordelia: Feels like home...if it's the fifties and you're a psycho.

Vamp Xander: Buffy-the slayer? Cordelia: No, Buffy the dog-faced girl. Who do you think I'm talking about?

Xander: So, in your world, I'm like this badass vampire? People afraid of me? Oh, yeah, I'm bad.

Cordelia: But she's the slayer. Shouldn't there be different rules for her? Willow: Yeah, sure, in a fascist society. Cordelia: Right! Why can't we have one of those?

Cordelia:....the slayer's a basket case, I say we've hit bottom. Xander: I have a plan. Cordelia: No, here's a lower place.

Cordelia: Wait, zoom in on that. Xander: I can't. Cordelia: Why not? They do it on TV all the time. Xander: Not on a regular VCR they don't.

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