XWA Thursday Clash
**LIVE** from the Pete Maravich Assembly Center in Baton Rouge, Louisiana
October 5th 2000
"Little" Lance Reynolds: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the voice of the X-treme Wrestling Alliance, the original mutt, Rex Rottwyler!!!
**Crowd applauses and start a mix of "Rex" and "Holy Shit" chants**
Rex Rottwyler: Does everybody here in Baton Rouge wanna here it??!!
**Crowd pops enormously**
Rex Rottwyler: Okay, HOLY SHIT!!!
**Crowd cheers, while Rex is laughing**
Rex Rottwyler: Hello everyone, and welcome to the XWA, the X-ttrrreeeeeeeemmmme Wrrrreeeesssstliiiing Alliaaaaaaanncce!!!
**Crowd cheers, and starts up a "start the fucking show" chant**
Rex Rottwyler: We are live from the home of the LSU tigers, Baton Rouge, Louisiana and tonight we are going to find out what clash is all about! We'll be back, after these words!
**Commercial Break**
Rex Rottwyler: TNT, get ready for our first match of the night, and it is a number one contenders matchup where the"Sheriff" Jack Dallas takes on the "Innovator of Hardcore" Hardcore Harry. Ted, who's your pick on winning this one?
TNT: Well, Softcore Sally has finally woken up and has lived up to his name. As for Jack Palace, this guy reminds TNT of Stan "the Larian" Hanson, who is a legend in All-Japan. He's got the size, the stiff moveset, and the attitude to finish the "Innovator of Hard-on" away.
Rex Rottwyler: Sheesh....alright, so the big men are on their way to the arena, so let's go to the man that makes Lilian Garcia get down to her knees, Lance Reynolds!
**"Brain Damage" by Pink Floyd plays, as the "Innovator of Hardcore" Hardcore Harry walks down the aisle. Then, "Cowboy" by Kid Rock plays, as one-half of the XWA World Tag Team Champions, the "Sheriff" Jack Dallas makes his way to the ring**
"Little" Lance Reynolds: This match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the number one contendership for the XWA Hardcore Championship, with a 20-minute time limit. Your referee for this match is Elmer Gonzalez. First, in the corner to my left, from Colorado Springs, Colorado....weighing in at 294 pounds....the "Innovator of Hardcore"....Hardcore Harry!!
**Crowd gives Hardcore Harry a huge pop**
"Little" Lance Reynolds: And his opponent, in the corner to my right, from Amarillo, Texas....weighing in at 285 pounds....one-half of the XWA World Tag Team Champions...the "Sheriff".... Jack Dallas!!
**Crowd gives Jack Dallas a chorus of boos**
Rex Rottwyler: Hardcore Harry hits Jack Dallas with lefts and rights, and whips him, but Dallas ducks, and Dallas has got Harry with a gorilla-press slam......and turns it to a poweslam!! Dallas covers Harry, 1.....2....and Harry manages to get out. The "Sheriff" picks up Harry, and whips him to the ropes, Harry reverses, catches Dallas with a flying forearm!! Harry picks up Dallas, and whips him to the corner, and hits a charging clothesline!! Dallas is in a daze, and Harry whips himself to the ropes, catches Dallas.....hits him with a Dwayne Johnson DDT!! Cover by Harry, 1.....2.....and the "Sheriff" makes the kickout this time! Harry's got a piece of barbed wire from his tights, and is cutting Dallas's forehead with it!!
TNT: Wow, that's the first time that Wallace has done the blade job!
Rex Rottwyler: Idiot....Jack Dallas has been lacerated, and Harry hits Dallas with a reverse Michinoku Driver!! Unbelievable move by the "Innovator of Hardcore", cover, 1....2.....and Dallas raises his shoulder!! That was close, as Harry is climbing to the top rope, what's he going to do??!! Dallas moves out, and Harry misses the senton bomb!! Dallas is back up, and picks up Harry......Outlaw Driver!! He covers Harry, 1......2..........and Harry miraculously gets out!! The "Sheriff" has got Harry up, but Harry low blows him and samoan drops Dallas!! Harry covers him, 1.....2....and Dallas kicks out!!
TNT: Hairy is adding himself with technical wrestling styles, which is pretty good for an extremist.
Rex Rottwyler: Harry rolls Dallas to the outside, and has got a stun gun, but Dallas gives Harry a hard smack with a...cow bell??!! The "Sheriff" has got the stun gun, and he just electricuted Harry!! Harry gets 3,000 volts of bolts. Jack Dallas gets a toaster and hits Hardcore Harry over the head with it!! Harry is busted open, and Dallas throws Harry back in the ring, and he brings in a chair.
TNT: It looks like the beginning of the end for Harold!
Rex Rottwyler: That's not good news for the "Innovator of Hardcore", and Dallas picks up Harry going for The Last Stand, but Harry is blocking it and kicks out! Harry whips Dallas to the ropes and is going for a clothesline, but Dallas ducks....wham! Double stiff clothesline by both men! Gonzalez is making the count, 1......2.....3...and someone just pin somebody! Well, I don't know who, but the ref is going to Lance, so let's go to him to get the result of the match.
"Little" Lance Reynolds: Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed by referee, Elmer Gonzalez, that since both men pinned each other, both men win the match and will go to XWA Autumn Avenge to take on the XWA World Hardcore Lightweight Champion, NightStalker!
Rex Rottwyler: So both men win the match and take on NightStalker in a three-way dance. Up next, Unfortunate takes on the return of Jeff Brady in the XWA International title tournament!
**Commercial Break**
Rex Rottwyler: We're back and ready for our second matchup, as one-half of the XWA World Tag Team Champions, Unfortunate takes on Jeff Brady.
TNT: Both of these men were tag team champions, but then Hardy wanted no part of the team. Since TNT is familiar with both of these men back at the Manitoban Ballet Show, they hate each other and it's really hard to pick a winner in this one.
Rex Rottwyler: So the competitors are making their granded entrances, and Lance is in the squared circle awaiting for the introductions.
**"I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" by Dizney Fist plays, as Unfortunate walks down the aisle. Then, "Canadian Bad Ass" plays, as Jeff Brady makes his way to the ring**
"Little" Lance Reynolds: This match is scheduled for one fall, and is one of the semi-final matchups for the XWA Intenrational Championship, with a 20-minute time limit. Your referee for this match is Mikey Saxson. First, in the corner to my left, from Parts Unknown....weighing in at 226 pounds....Unfortunate!!
**Crowd gives Unfortunate a chorus of boos**
"Little" Lane Reynolds: And his opponent, in the corner to my right, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada....weighing in at 234 pounds....Jeff Brady!!
**Crowd gives Jeff Brady a huge pop**
Rex Rottwyler: The bell rings, and the match starts. Unfortunate and Jeff Brady tie it up, and Unfortunate throws Brady to the corner, and gives him a knife edge chop. Brady doesn't feel it, as he gives Unfortunate a chop!! Both men chopping each other back and forth, as Brady has got the upper hand on Unfortunate with the chops. Brady whips Unfortunate to the corner, and Unfortunate does a Flair flip, and he goes back in the ring, as Brady hits a quick hurracanrana on Unfortunate!! Brady picks up Unfortunate by the hair, and whips him to the ropes, and goes over Unfortunate's back.....crucifix pin by Brady, cover, 1.....2..and Unfortunate gets out of it. Unfortunate's backup, and Brady gives him an inverted atomic drop!! Unfortunate is down, and Brady has both of his legs. A boston crab??!!.....no, he slingshots Unfortunate to the post, and Unfortunate hits the post hard, as Brady rolls Unfortunate with the school boy, 1.....2...and Unfortunate kicks out again!!
TNT: What fast pace action, Ray!
Rex Rottwyler: Jeff Brady picks up Unfortunate, and has him up.....brainbuster!! Brady covers him again, 1.....2......and Unfortunate puts his foot on the ropes. Brady frustrated on that one, and he once again picks up Unfortunate, and whips him to the ropes, but Unfortunate reverses and catches Brady!! A powerslam which he turned it into a inverted DDT!!
TNT: Eat your heart out Christian!
Rex Rottwyler: A super-innovative move by Unfortunate, as he covers Brady, 1......2....and Brady brings up the right shoudler!! Unfortunate picks up Jeff Brady, and Brady is still fighting......hits him with a dominator!! Brady is down, and Unfortunate asks a fan for a chair, as he gets one.
TNT: Brady's getting the con-chairto!
Rex Rottwyler: Unfortunate places the chair on Brady, and he climbs on the second rope in the corner......Unfortunate hits a splash on Brady with the chair!! Cover by Unfortunate, 1.....2....and Brady still has life left!! Now Unfortunate applies a tequila-sunrise maneuver, and Brady is in pain!!
TNT: Time to call the Undertaker, and bury the "People's Death".
Rex Rottwyler: You know, I thought you guys were good friends. Brady is not giving it up just yet, as the fans are on their feet, and they're making Brady fight off the hold!! He's trying to elevate himself out of the hold, as he breaks it up by going near the ropes. Unfortunate stomping on Brady's leg, as he picks him up......powebomb!! That could be over, but Unfortunate doesn't attempt to pin him, as he's going to the top rope in a moonsault position!!
TNT: Another top-rope move by the Unfortunate one?
Rex Rottwyler: Let's see if he could pull it off.......no!! Brady rolls out, as Unfortunate misses the moonsault!! Unfortunate is back up, as Brady is also. Unfortunate going for a right, but it is blocked by Brady, as Brady gives him a left, and right consecutively!! Brady whips Unfortunate.....back body drop!! Brady picks him up and whips him again......huge gutwrench suplex!! Brady is a house on fire, and he is telling the fans that the Crowd Pleaser is coming up!! Holy shit!! From underneath the ring, Jack Dallas hits Jeff Brady on his back, and Unfortunate kicks Brady to the gut....Evenflow DDT!! Cover by Unfortunate, 1.....2......3....and this one is over, thanks to a sneaky Jack Dallas. Here's Lance with the official word.
"Little" Lance Reynolds: The winner of this match....Unfortunate!
Rex Rottwyler: Look at this sick scene, as you see Dallas picking up Unfortunate by celebrating. Wait a minute, Brady dropkicks both men to the outside, and they're leaving through the crowd. Plenty of more action to come, so don't go away!
**Commercial Break**
The Enterprise is seen in the back.
Truth: Yo, Josh I think it would be better if I won the International Title Semi-Final Match, because like I never won that title yet and The Wiz wants the World Title doesn’t he? Josh Silver: Yes…..But The Wiz did win in the rocks paper scissors contest. Truth: Hey I will quit right now Silver if you don’t give me that damn shot. **Suddenly The Wiz storms in** The Wiz: Hey Borgir, you washed up fag! You want to threaten Silver? Heh you want to threaten MY ENTERPRISE! Well walk right out bitch cause I am ready to kick your ass all over that damn ring just like I kicked you and your cousin’s asses without the help of Chris. Truth: You know Wiz you are nothing without Chris. Wiz: You know old man Borgir Deathlok was right. You are old and can do nothing without the help of your younger cousin, who I may say is getting a World Title Shot because he is a lot better then you! You couldn’t even beat Norris without the help of me! Silver: Shut the fuck up you too! Number 1: Wiz this is MY Enterprise. Truth you want to leave then get the hell out of the executive locker room! Tonight you will figure out a way to job and I really don’t give a shit who fucking jobs! Now if you don’t figure a plan you will either beat each other up which is fine, or I will just fire both your asses now get to the ring! **The Wiz and Truth leave still glaring at each other**Rex: WOW, Huge tension between the Enterprise. And it looks like they are up right now, so take it away Lance!
“Little” Lance Reynolds: It’s time for a SEMI FINALS MATCH FOR THE INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP! The referee is senior ref Jimmy Sanchez! It is a 20-minute time limit! **”Down” by Stone Temple Pilots comes on and out walks out Truth to HUGE HEEL HEAT** Lance: Making his way to the ring first he is weighing in at 262 pounds. He stands 6’6 and is from Del Ray Beach, Florida! He is the NEWEST member of Silver Enterprises. He is the Mystery, the XWA’s Answer to God! He considers being the best non-XWA! The 37-year-old veteran who has never held the International Championship! He is…TRUTH! **After the boos die down out walks The Wiz to “Follow the Black Brick Road”. He gets a lot of Heel Heat also except there is no Silver at his side neither at Truth’s. Truth is getting ready in the ring!** “Little” Lance Reynolds: Next he is only 20 years old! He stands 6’4 and weighs 275 pounds! He is considered to be the corporate champion. At the Pay-Per-View he will fight Little C his former Wac-Off partner for a shot at the World Title! But tonight he will try to move up and get a shot at the INTERNATIONAL TITLE this Sunday! He is also from Silver Enterprises! The man is…THE WIZ! Rex: Alright the bell has sounded and now the new Enterprise is about to break up. TNT: I don’t know Tex but where is Gold? I mean he is usually always by Liz’s side. Rex: I don’t know Teddy good question. Alright Wiz goes right up to the face of Steve Borgir and starts trash talking! He then gives Truth a very hard shove that makes Truth go off the ropes! TNT: Nice easy move by Liz. Rex: But Truth just bounces off the rope and clotheslines The Wiz. Wiz is down. Cover!? Cover? 1…2…3 And Truth wins! WHAT A SCAM BY SILVER! The Wiz is back up and shakes hands and smiles with Truth. He also asks for a mic! (Very Pathetic) The Wiz: All you very stupid people out there actually thought Truth and I were fighting. What assholes! We have to save our energy for the World Title match at the PPV cause I know we will not need it tonight vs. Starr and Little Fucker, I mean C. **HEEL HEAT** Wiz: Now Truth will get his deserved International Title when he beats whomever the hell he has to fight. I don’t even know the guy’s name he sucks so much! I just want to say one more thing to the cocksucker Norris. Chris bring all you got to autumn’s Avenge because your best won’t equal my least. Now Truth let’s get the hell out of this town because honestly it sucks. Truth: Uh, Dude we have one more match tonight remember. The Wiz: I know Borgir but Josh will get us out of it, I mean I sorta want to get laid again by those girls last night! They were totally awesome! **Suddenly “What If” comes on and The Real Commish Josh Silver comes out! Silver: Well don’t answer Truth cause I wanna get laid so your match is canceled lets go boys! ** Nick Davis walks out with a contract** Nick Davis: Sorry to spoil both of your little plans but I have two bad things to tell you of which these are both from Henry Tokyo who has a LOT more power then you Silver. Number 1 this here contract says no other woman allowed in the arena except girlfriends and wives. Number 2 on that subject No sex or Blow Jobs! Now onto the match. Silver I don’t care what you say this match will take place and if your boys walk out tonight they are both fired! Silver: SHIT FUCK! Fine Davis but you will pay Rex: We’ll be back for the rest of the Explosive show in a minute! **Commercial Break****"Bulls on Parade comes on and out walks Drought with a mic**
Drought: Heh, everybody it looks like my match is scheduled next for Clash. I am to recieve a World Title Shot if I win. Well I got to go. You see Lonnie just paged me in the hospital and I have to get there quick. Our baby might be on its way as we speak, as I Rick Sanders speaks. I might be away for a while but I shall never be forgotten! Devin, we will meet again in the future I promise you that! But tonight I hope I just hope you will feel BEREAVEMENT **And with that Rick Sanders runs to the back** **Commercial Break** Rex: Amazing news from the New Generation. I hope he gets back as soon as he can! TNT: TNT hopes not! Rex: Well the next match which is part of our huge double main event here on Clash will pit The Enterprise, Truth and Wiz against the team of Little C and Sean Starr.Rex: Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all sex's it is time for our main event. Coming to the ring first the challenger weighing in at 230, coming to the height of 6'2" The New Flesh” Devin Borgir.
TNT: Stefon is in the ring. Rex: Now the reining and defending Xwa heavyweight champion of the world, "The Wicked Extremist" weighing in at 6'1" 260 Deathlok! TNT: There is the bell. We are underway, Rex: Deathlok explodes out of his corner catching Devin off guard. He takes him down in a quick swoop. Deathlok has the crowd behind him now. He picks up Devin and starts giving him jabs to the gut. Left, right, left; right this is a straight delivery of punishment. Deathlok throws Devin to the ropes; Devin ducks a clothesline Devin turns kick the Deathloks gut, Grabs Deathlok by the head, DDT. TNT: Dumbjock is just got his head slammed into the mat, haha! Rex: The champ is back up, the two begin to try to trade punches. Each one blocking the other. Lok grabs Devin's arm Mean right to the face. Devin hits the mat. Deathlok is going up the turnbuckle. He looks to his fans for support he flies of the top. Devin rolls out of the ring. Deathlok just a Mouth full of crow on that one. TNT: A mouth full of crow, what the hells are you talking about? Rex: Nevermind, Devin is back up on the apron as Lok gets to his feet, Devin grabs him and suplex's him to the floor. Devin picks up a chair at ringside, He starts laying into Deathlok lying on the floor. Devin is starting to kick him now. Devin has become bored with this and crawls back into the ring. TNT: Dildo is still out on the floor, Devin is gloating in the ring. Rex: Devin rolls out to the floor, and picks up Lok and throws him into the ring. Lok is trying to get back to his feet Devin takes him and slings him to the turnbuckle. He climbs up to the second rope and delivers the ten punches. Deathlok grabs Devin and slams him on the floor. Deathlok is back into this match; He starts slamming Devin into the ground over and over. He picks him up subtends suplex, Devin is up but I do not think he wanted to be. Deathlok slings him to the ropes he comes back, BEREAVMENT! Deathlok goes for the win, 1, 2 and the challenger kicks out! TNT: I knew Heaven would do it! Rex: Breath Stock now runs across the ropes, looking for a leg drop and he has his mark! He now pulls Devin to the corner of the ring! Lok running full speed…LOW BLOW BY DEVIN BORGIT! Now both men are down! Devin the first one up he goes to pick Deathlok up and throws him into the ropes! SPINEBUSTER AND DEVIN IS GOING UPSTAIRS! TNT: Heaven taking a little too much time there. Rex: Nevertheless Teddy he still executes a beautiful frog splash! And now gives us the sign that this match is over! He picks Deathlok up, low blows him…KILL SWITCH! SURPRISE SURPRISE! Now Devin won’t pin Deathlok. Why in the bloody hell? He is now going outside to our ring announcer and takes the World Title Belt and puts it on his waist! TNT: Calm Down Tex, Heaven is just showing everyone how he is going to be the real Worlds Champion! Rex: He goes to the ring and is met there by a SPEAR! LOK HIS PUMPED ONCE AGAIN! The belt is off Devin and now Deathlok is whipping him with it! He now attaches it to Devin’s face! SPINNING HEEL KICK! HOLY SHIT WHAT A KICK WAIT BEREAVEMENT OUT OF NOWHERE AFTER THE HEEL KICK! 1…2…3! DEATHLOK RETAINS THE TITLE! And he is not proving it as he continually beats on the punk Devin. Deathlok continue the guy deserves it! TNT: EMT’s COME OUT HURRY! Rex: Dublin look who is coming down the ramp! ITS NOT EMT’s it’s the ENTERPRISE! THE ENTERPRISE DOUBLE TEAMING ON LOK AND DEVIN IS STANDING THERE SURPRISED! HE SHRUGS AND LEAVES AND DEATHLOK GETTING THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF HIM BY THE ENTERPRISE! HERE COMES NORRIS AND STARR. STARR NORRIS AND DEATHLOK IN THERE TOGETHER! XWA vs. ENTERPRISE! WE ARE OUT OF TIME SEE YOU AT THE PAY PER VIEW! **COPYRIGHT 2000 XWA**