Jedi's Folly
by: Shampoo30
Rating: R (Sex, Violence)
Keyword(s): Jedi, Obi-Wan, Anakin
Summary: This is an adventure story, about 1
year post-TPM. A month in the
country takes a strange turn. It has sex and some graphic violence, but both are there for
a reason. Enjoy!
Type:
Author's Notes: This story takes place about a year post-TPM. It
is about 90% PG rated, but as for the other 10%, well, I had to give it an "R."
Sex, violence, etc. Feedback please!!!
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Disclaimer: I do not own these charcters. They belong to George Lucas.
These characters are owned by Lucasfilms, Inc., and I'm making no money off them."You will leave in twelve hours. Go, and may the Force be with
you."
Jedi Master Mace Windus deep, mellifluous voice rang through the Council chamber,
signifying the end of the audience. To the three Jedi gathered in the circle's center, the
bass tones offered the phrase as both comfort and command.
Obi-Wan Kenobi, however, bowing alongside his apprentice Anakin Skywalker and fellow
Knight Jak Qado, was not feeling particularly comforted. In fact, he was distinctly
apprehensive. What were the Council and Supreme Chancellor Palpatine thinking? This
mission was out of the question.
But currently, twelve pairs of eyes, belonging to the most powerful Jedi in the Galaxy,
were focused upon him, judging him, seeing straight through him. He thus silenced his
objections and dutifully exited the Council chambers, hoping a solution to this situation
would present itself. Within the next twelve hours, if possible.
It took only a few minutes.
"Damn, what a boring assignment." Tall, black-haired Jak Qado, walking alongside
Obi-Wan as they left the Council chambers, sighed dramatically. "Must be nice, being
famous, Kenobi," he teased. "You get the exciting jobs. Youll spend a
month attached to the most beautiful woman in the Galaxy, eating fine dinners and
chaperoning lavish parties.
While I, on the other hand, will spend the next thirty days with a techie, in the woods,
staring at a bank of consoles. But, we all serve the Republic as best we may."
He looked back at a grinning Anakin, who followed the two down the long marble hallway.
"Kid, just make sure your Master enjoys himself, if you will."
Obi-Wan snorted. He knew his friend was teasing. Despite his jocularity, Qado was one of
the most dedicated Jedi in the Order, one who completed all his missions well and
faithfully. Nevertheless, a tinge of real regret lay hidden beneath the mans
jesting.
A hope formed itself within Obi-Wan's breast. "Jak," he began, tentatively,
"What if I didnt want to enjoy myself?"
The other Jedis black brows rose questioningly. "Whats that supposed to
mean?"
"Just suppose, if you can, that having fun is the last thing I want right now.
Lets say that thirty days in the woods is the most wonderful thing I could possibly
imagine at this very moment." Here Obi-Wan turned to Anakin, who was staring at his
master in horror, as if hed never seen him before. "Padawan, would you please
excuse us? Go to our chambers. Ill meet you there shortly."
Anakin bowed obediently but sulked off, mumbling to himself.
"Boy doesnt look too happy," Jak pointed out.
"Well. Hes actually the reason I wanted to speak with you." Obi-Wan
stopped walking, abruptly. He ran a hand through his shaggy mop of hair and threw Jak an
almost desperate look. "I cant take that boy to Ruxe Court!"
"Why not? Hes a good kid."
"Those people know nothing but gossip and greed, nonstop parties and debauchery.
Anakin is unfocused and distracted enough as it is."
"I thought he was making fine progress."
"Dont mistake me, hes made great strides in one short year. He learns
very quickly," Obi-Wan stated proudly. "But I hardly have enough time to work
with him. I can't spend a whole month tagging along after some frivolous rich woman who's
decided she needs a Jedi to protect her. Anakin needs my time and attention more
than she does."
"But the Council has ordered it. Lady Omanna requested your presence from Supreme
Chancellor Palpatine specifically," Jak pointed out reasonably. "Three attempts
have been made on her life already. Her marriage to Sto of Piraan will form an important
alliance with the Republic. And its only for one month, after all."
"Not so. This sort of situation has arisen constantly, time and again, since I
assumed Anakins training. One month becomes two, two become three, and before you
know it, a year has passed." Obi-Wan sighed. He was reluctant to admit his fears, but
he needed Jak to understand the seriousness of the situation. "The month isnt
really the point. Its Anakin. Hes special. Theres so much raw
power there-- nearly too much-- sometimes it almost frightens me. Dont tell me you
cant feel it." He looked at Jak intently. "Hes reaching a crucial
stage in his training. I dont know where the Councils heads were in this
matter, but what they ask is foolish. I need you to help me."
"Ah. You want me to follow the frivolous rich woman around."
Obi-Wan was thankful for his friends intuition. "Exactly. If I take Anakin with
me to the listening post, I can escape Holonets scrutiny and train my apprentice in
peace. If Im lucky, the galaxy will use that month to forget my existence
altogether."
"Hmph. Thats doubtful. Lady Omanna certainly wont forget your existence.
She has high hopes for you, you know."
"What is that supposed to mean?" Obi-Wan asked, clueless. He shook his head and
continued with his train of thought. "Anyway, you see my dilemma. And your place in
its solution. If I can convince the Council, will you agree to trade places with me?"
Jak sighed. He could deny his friend nothing. "I will."
A look of distinct relief crossed Obi-Wan's face. "Thank you, my friend. You've done
me a great service, and I won't forget it." He turned and strode briskly back the way
he had come, trying to catch the Council before they dispersed.
****
"Specifically requested, your presence was."
Masters Yoda and Mace Windu had remained behind, waiting in the Council chamber, almost as
if they had known Obi-Wan would return.
Obi-Wan took a deep breath before replying. He'd respectfully stated his reasons for
refusing the mission, but so far, their faces revealed nothing of their true thoughts in
the matter. "I understand that, Master Yoda. But my skills, as well as those of my
Padawan, are more suited to maintaining the forest communications array. Jedi Qado can
protect
the Lady Omanna before her wedding as well as I. Perhaps even better." He decided to
be more blunt. "And my usefulness as a public relations envoy is insignificant next
to my need to properly train Anakin."
A long look passed between the two Jedi Masters. Obi-Wan had to force himself to stand
still, to not shift his feet in nervousness, as his elders communicated silently.
At last Mace Windu spoke. "There is a possibility you could be recognized, even away
from the capital. You do understand the need for secrecy in this matter? The Piraani must
not discover the listening post. The existence of such technology is questionable enough.
If the Piraani learn about it, they may not only refuse to join they Republic, but
could create a galaxy-wide backlash against the Senate."
Obi-Wan knew about the post. Hidden in the Piraani jungle by Chancellor Palpatines
private corps, it would secretly monitor systemwide transmissions, looking for threats to
Lady Omanna and her upcoming marriage. Quiet and secluded, it was exactly what Obi-Wan was
looking for. "I understand, Master. But I can disguise myself, and Anakin and I will
assume other identities. I will say he is my brother."
Yoda sighed. Hed always taken a personal interest in Obi-Wan Kenobi, but lately that
young man, who had once guided Qui-Gon so sensibly, had grown disturbingly bolder.
However, his plan made sense. Yodas own misgivings about young Skywalker warned him
that Obi-Wan needed ample time to devote to the boys training.
But Mace Windu had more questions. "The Supreme Chancellor will not be pleased. Nor
will the Ruxians. What will we tell them?"
"Tell them Im unavailable. Tell them Im ill, or something
Please--"
Further reply was cut off by Yodas quiet decision. "Deal with Chancellor
Palpatine and the Ruxians, we can."
Mace Windu, unsurprised, leaned back and calmly nodded his agreement. "Yes. We can
deal with them. We will do as you wish, Jedi Knight Kenobi."
Relief surged through Obi-Wan. If anyone could deal with upset politicians, it was Mace
Windu. "Thank you Masters. With your permission, I'll go--"
Mace Windu cut him off. "Do not forget. If you are discovered on the planet, the
Senate will be furious. Proceed with extreme caution. Send no transmissions from your
location."
"Recognized, you must not be. Shave your head, perhaps." Yoda had developed an
intense distaste for Obi-Wan's current, unkempt look.
"Absolutely not."
Mace Windu cocked a silent eyebrow.
The young Jedi, though sheepish, took a deep breath and barreled onwards. "If my hair
is a problem, I will dye it. Anakin and I will avoid contact with outsiders as much as
possible. We will not be recognized."
"Then we trust you will make good use of this time. Please ask Jedi Knight Jak Qado
to return here. Go, and may the Force be with you."
"Thank you, Masters." Obi-Wan bowed out gratefully.
****
The day-long hyperspace trip to Piraan was uneventful for all three Jedi.
As the new official Senate envoy to the Ruxian court, Jak Qado had boarded the red
ambassadorial shuttle to Piraans capital city of Riaga. He would spend the next
month at the side of a miffed Lady Omanna, making sure she remained safe until her wedding
took place and treaties between Ruxe and Piraan were signed.
Unlike Jak, who traveled in style, Obi-Wan and Anakin took commercial transportation to
Piraan. The two disembarked at Soochee spaceport on the outskirts of Riaga, where Obi-Wan
purchased a two-seat speeder to take them to their home, four and a half ground-hours
away. They bore with them little luggage, carrying only a few changes of clothes and
toolkits.
Obi-Wan forced their ancient speeder a bare few inches above pitted, half-paved roads.
Piraan was a verdant jungle planet. The scenery was beautiful to look at, but not good for
driving. The steamy atmosphere reduced visibility, and insurgent vegetation crawled over
and through the roads, breaking up the permacrete. It took most of Obi-Wans
concentration merely to avoid the boulders and yet stay on the road.
The two Jedi had shared barely a word since leaving the spaceport. Obi-Wan was irritated
by the oppressive heat and bad roads. Anakin, for his part, was still somewhat miffed over
Obi-Wans decision to switch missions.
The boy couldnt remain silent for long, however.
"Why couldnt I have picked my own name? I hate An-Paj. Its a girls
name."
"It most certainly is not a girls name."
"Well, it sure sounds like one."
"No, it doesnt." Obi-Wan was getting exasperated. "Sabe is a
girls name. Bant is a girls name. But An-Paj is most definitely a boys
name. I knew an An-Paj, once, at Temple."
"Ill bet he was a real sissy."
"No, he was not! Youre just being argumentative." Obi-Wan threw his
Padawan a cranky glare as he swerved to avoid a large rock in the middle of the road.
"Youll learn to like it. How about if I just call you An? And
dont forget to call me Owen."
"All right, Master Owen, Ill shut up about the name." But
Anakin wasnt done quite yet. He threw a sly look at his masters shaggy,
white-blonde mane. "By the way, did you know you look horrible? If you want a
disguise, you should just shave your head like Master Windu. Youd look a lot
better."
"I will do no such thing." Obi-Wan pushed a stray, sweaty lock away from his
eyes so he could see to drive. He'd bleached it to disguise himself, but had gotten a
little carried away. The ends had fried up something nasty. Privately, he knew it looked
terrible, but wasn't about to admit that to anyone. "I swore that when I became a
Knight, I wouldnt cut my hair for at least three years. I have two left, and I
dont care who hates it. So you can just drop that subject as well."
"Aww. Let me have a little fun. It was you, not me, who had us banished to the middle
of nowhere."
"Of course it was me. I am the master, after all. Or have you forgotten that?"
"No, Master Owen, I havent."
"Just Owen."
"Oh, OK. Owen." Anakin decided to give it a rest. He could tell Obi-Wan wasn't
really in the mood to hear complaints-- his master was positively testy. Anakin closed his
eyes and breathed deeply of the hot, humid air. He seemed to absorb the stifling moisture
through his pores, as if he couldn't get enough. "At least this planet has good
weather."
"You, my young apprentice, are insane. The weather is the only bad thing about
it." Obi-Wan again pushed his damp, nose-length bangs from his eyes with an impatient
gesture. His hair was at an awkward length-- too long to keep out of his eyes, but too
short to pull back. And so sticky, even the wind wouldnt budge it. "The
humidity is frightful. I thought that coming from a desert planet like Tatooine, you'd
prefer dryer air."
"Not a chance. I hated the desert. I thank the gods every day that Qui-Gon-- and
you-- took me away from there." Anakin turned a contrite look upon his
overheated master. "I know I dont always act like it. Like Im thankful.
Just sometimes I miss
" A sad look passed over his small face for an instant,
quickly smothered. A Jedi didnt miss his mommy. "And I know I'm being
argumentative. I'm sorry."
Obi-Wan nodded, accepting his apprentice's apology. "Ana--, I hope that you realize I
made the right decision here. Despite what you may think, you would have hated Lady
Omanna's court." His face took on a look of distinct distaste. "It's full of
nothing but desperate, deceitful people, with too much money and too much time on their
hands. For all that they are important members of the Republic, you would have found
yourself as disgusted as I by their excesses."
"Oh. Well, you're probably right."
"I am always right. You should know that by now." Obi-Wan smiled at Anakin.
"Now, we can spend more time together." And now for a reward.
"Also
I've decided to begin your lightsaber training. With a real
lightsaber."
Anakin's eyes widened in glee. "Wow! Really?"
"Yes, really. Though I may regret it when you slice me in half."
Obi-Wans dry humor was lost on Anakin. "Finally! I've already built one, you
know."
"I know."
"Oh. Hope you're not too mad."
"No, not really."
"Thanks." Anakin's face clouded momentarily. "Will we have time, what with
watching and fixing the communications array and all?"
"Of course. Well have time for lots of things."
****
Four and a half hours later, sweaty and dusty, the two incognito Jedi followed the long,
twisting driveway to their temporary home. Their first sight of it was not promising.
While it was situated in a beautiful, grassy area with a verdant jungle-like wood behind
it, it appeared somewhat primitive. The outer walls were made of rough bark, and the
windows appeared to be real glass.
No one, thought Obi-Wan, used glass in buildings anymore-- it was transparisteel all the
way. Obi-Wan pulled up the speeder near the ancient-looking door. The place had sure
looked different on the blueprints theyd been given. With trepidation, the two
got out and ascended a rickety-looking wooden porch.
Obi-Wan hesitantly reached out to touch the door lock panel. It was surrounded
by
metal? Examining the walls closely, he could see that the wood exterior was only a
façade. Underneath a thin layer of paneling, the building was composed of molded steel.
As modern as could be. He looked down at Anakin, to see if his apprentice had noticed as
well.
Anakin gave his master a grin. "It looks like one of those vacation cabins you see on
the Holonet." He lowered his voice comically. "For the galactic traveler who
wants to leave everything behind but comfort."
"Exactly what I was thinking." Returning Anakins smile, Obi-Wan entered a
code into the pad.
The front door slid open with a whoosh, and they entered a small, blue-walled hallway.
Through open doors on either side of them, they could see a sparsely but
pleasantly-furnished living room and a small study. Walking down the hall, they
found a tidy kitchen, a refresher room, and a door which opened onto another, green-walled
hallway, with several closed doors.
Suddenly, Obi-Wan turned on his booted heel and strode, past a startled Anakin, back to
the living room. He stood in its center, hands on hips, a disgusted look on his reddening
face.
He couldnt believe it. Despite its outwardly rustic appearance, the place was clean,
comfortable, and modern. There was only one problem.
It wasnt cooled.
He searched the walls and floors for vents, hoping against hope. "This is insane. How
could anyone live on this planet without central cooling in every building?"
Re-entering the room, Anakin shrugged at his masters incredulity. "I dunno. I
dont think its so bad."
Obi-Wans only reply was a grunt. It wasnt bad, it was a travesty. If only
Piraan had a slightly more hospitable environment, he could deal with it. Jedi were taught
to use their powers to equalize their bodies, to be able to survive in the harshest
environments for short periods of time. But they would be stuck here a whole month. Amid
such oppressive heat as this, there wasnt much any Jedi could do.
"Im beginning to think, An," Obi-Wan said, wiping his brow, "that
Ill give you one final task before I let you begin using a lightsaber. You, my young
apprentice, will build your master a cooling unit."
Anakin waved it off. "No problem. I can do that in a flash."
"I wasnt serious." But he looked at Anakin speculatively.
"Uh
Could you?"
"Sure. Ill need parts, though."
"All right. Once we get settled in here, we can drive back to that town we passed
half an hour ago." Well need food and supplies, anyway, he told himself
guiltily. "There arent any big spaceports around, but a even a town that small
ought to have a parts shop."
"If there is, Ill find it. I can spot a parts shop a lightyear away. I spent
most of my life in one."
"Well, lets see how well you memorized the layout of this building, first. Take
me to the communications room. We wont activate it until 0800 hours tomorrow, but I
think we should get a look at it now."
"All right." Anakin was just glad Obi-Wan was normally such a calm person.
Hed looked almost apoplectic for a moment, there. Followed by his master, he walked
back to the green hallway, where he stopped at the next-to-last door on the left. It was a
matte, grey, steel door with "STORAGE" painted on it in peeling white letters.
It looked quite
nondescript. "Want me to open it?"
At Obi-Wans nod, Anakin entered a code into a lockpad hidden in a wall recess, and
the door slid open, releasing a blast of arctic air.
Obi-Wan grinned a grin of pure ecstasy as they crossed the threshold. He should have
realized at least one room in this building had to be kept cool. Sensitive equipment like
they were guarding required temperature and humidity control to function at optimum
levels. "Ah. Looks like Ill be spending a lot of time in this room." He
closed his eyes and leaned against the doorframe, savoring the chilly environment. "I
think Ill set up my bed in here as well."
Anakin looked skeptical. "Good luck. Theres not a lot of room."
"Ill make room."
But the boy was right. The white-walled chamber was only about fifteen feet square, and
almost all of that space was taken up with equipment and viewscreens. He recognized some
of the technology as standard communications equipment, but other items hed seen
only in schematic form, in their mission data.
Anakin, examining the equipment, seemed disgusted by its simplicity. "This stuff is
no big deal. Theres even a program to monitor and filter transmissions, so we
dont have to." He looked a question at Obi-Wan. "Why do they even need a
Jedi to run this thing? A techie could do it, no problem."
"Hmmm. Youre right about that. In fact, I turned down the offer to bring a
technician with us, because I knew we wouldnt need help." He looked at
Anakin seriously. "I dont know if you realize this, but some of this technology
is
legally questionable. And morally. I believe the Jedi Council wanted someone they
could trust to look after it."
"Do you think someone might attack us to get to it?" Anakin looked excited at
the possibility. "Wow! We might have to fight! Thats why they let us come here.
Because youre the best there is at fighting!" Here Anakin put on his meanest
face and swung his arms through the air, making battle noises and destroying imaginary
attackers.
Obi-Wan was alarmed. "Absolutely not! Theres no threat of fighting
whatsoever." He kneeled and grabbed Anakins shoulders, stilling the boys
wild motions. "Their reasons involved diplomacy, not danger. I had us sent here so we
could relax, and accelerate your training."
"No fighting? Not even to protect the equipment?" Anakin looked seriously upset.
"No. Virtually nobody knows its here." Obi-Wan tried to joke the boy out
of his unusual disappointment. "Starting tomorrow, the only person Ill swing a
lightsaber at is you. Youd better be ready."
Anakin still looked somewhat displeased, but he hadnt expected much in the first
place. "Oh, all right. Just when this was looking exciting."
"Dont worry. Ill keep you so busy, youll never notice the lack of
excitement. Now, lets change and go get some food and parts, shall we?"
****
After a refreshing shower, Obi-Wan and Anakin boarded the speeder and drove back into
town. Despite their clean state, things were again somewhat tense between the two. All
because Obi-Wan wouldnt let Anakin drive.
They were nearly to town when Anakin finally broke the silence. Arms crossed and face
mutinous, he glared at Obi-Wan. "Why do I need the cap? Its
stupid-looking."
"Because of your braid. I wont let you cut it off, and someone might recognize
you as a Jedi Padawan." Obi-Wan looked over at his apprentices gray, knit
head-garment. It was pretty bad. But necessary. "You didnt hate it when we
drove over here, so whats the problem now? Besides, its only for contact with
other people."
"We could just use Jedi Mind Trick, make them forget they ever saw it
"
"The cap is much easier. And less damaging to your soul."
"Hmmphh." Anakin wasnt impressed by his masters logic. "Is that
why you picked those ugly clothes? No onell want to come within ten yards of us. Not
if they have any taste, anyway."
"What?" Obi-Wan spared a glance from the road to his baggy, puce-colored tunic
and grey pants. Anakin was right. They were pretty revolting. "Well, it is a
disguise, after all. I certainly couldnt dress as my usual dashing self. Id
attract too much attention."
Anakin let a small laugh escape at that. Obi-Wan almost never joked. "Right. As if
you could ever be dashing."
Obi-Wan gave him a look of mock hurt. "I can. You just dont see it because I
dont have to impress you."
"Yeah, right. Hey, up there, on the left. With the dirty window. Thats a parts
dealer."
"Youre the expert." Obi-Wan pulled the speeder up in front of the shop,
avoiding the rusty tools piled out front.
"Yeah, I am an expert." Anakin cast his master a stern look as they climbed out.
"And youre no good at shopping. Let me do the talking."
Obi-Wan couldnt argue. Anakin was right, he was terrible at shopping. Extending his
arm, he invited his apprentice to precede him into the shop.
****
The door monitor beeped. Kettie Selva looked up in surprise from a transmitter shed
been repairing at the counter. Surely she didnt have a customer, this late in
the day.
It was not just a customer, but two. Human, from the look of them. She peered at the pair
through the fading light filtering through her grimy storefront window.
One appeared to be a teenager, with stringy, overbleached hair covering the upper half of
his face, and several days growth of beard covering the lower half. He was
accompanied by a cute kid in a weird cap. She didnt recognize either of them. She
called out to them, warily. "Can I help you with something?"
To her surprise, the teenager ignored her, turning to examine a pile of oilcans. The boy
bounced up to the counter and grinned at her.
"Yeah. We need some parts for a cooling unit." He held up a small hand and began
ticking off items on his fingers. "Freon coils, parafilm tubing, a
twelve-two-vee generator, plasteel casing--"
Kettie interrupted him. "Sounds like youre trying to build one from
scratch."
"Yep, I sure am." He gave her a smirk that would have been flirtatious if it
werent coming from a kid so small. "I can build anything."
"Can you?" She found herself smiling at his diminutive charm. "You could
just buy a whole new one, you know."
"Nah. I could build one better than any thatre sold." He turned and called
to the badly-dressed older kid, who was roaming the back of the store. "Isnt
that right, Owen?"
The kid called Owen mumbled an affirmative, without looking up.
"Owens my brother. Im Ani. Oh, and Ill also need some extra spanner
heads, for my toolkit, and some oil for our speeder, and
" He proceeded to
enumerate an entire machine shops worth of needs.
Kettie wondered how they were going to pay for all of this. She hesitated for a moment,
thinking. She didnt know them, and she rarely had customers she didnt know.
But there was little chance of a robbery. She could take care of herself. If they
couldnt pay, they wouldnt get the parts-- it was that simple.
Making a decision, she began retrieving some of the items. She had to ask the kid to slow
down, once or twice, so she could keep up. He certainly knew his stuff.
Before long, the counter was piled full with bits of machinery. She decided it was time to
say something. "Hold on for a second. How are you going to pay for all of this,
Ani?"
Finally, the kid called Owen approached the front of the store. He put his hand in the
pocket of his muddy grey pants. She tensed, waiting for trouble
But he only pulled out a credit chip. "This ought to cover it," he said, in
surprisingly cultured tones.
Taking the chip, she peered over the piles on the counter, trying to get a better look at
him. He reached up to brush the hair from his face, exposing blue eyes. Suddenly, she
could see he wasnt a teenager at all, but a young man, perhaps her own age.
And not bad looking, except for the hair. And clothes. She studied him curiously as she
scanned the chip. "Anonymous credit source. But its good. All right, Ani, keep
buying."
The man grinned at her then, a beautiful smile, which transformed his scruffy visage into
something transcendent, elusive. Kettie felt her knees go weak.
He spoke, again, in that lovely voice. "Dont go overboard, An. We still need to
buy some food. We dont want to starve over the next few weeks."
The boy wasnt concerned. "No problem. Im almost done."
"So, youre new here?" Kettie somehow got the words out. Her tongue had
become suspiciously tied.
Ani answered, coming up to the counter with another armload of tools and parts. "Yep.
We live out on Road Five--"
"An
." Owen shot the kid a look. "She probably wouldnt know it.
Its pretty far from here."
Kettie waved it off. "Thats all right. Everyone knows that place. Its
pretty nice. Been deserted for a while." She wondered at the mans hesitation.
Everyone in town knew somebody had moved in there--just not who. "So what are you
doing out there?"
The man cut the kid off before he could answer. "Comm systems repair. Family
business."
"Ah. That explains the parts." She finished debiting the chip and handed it
back. She tried, nervously, to make conversation. "Yeah, that place isnt too
bad, for an old vacation house. Lots of room. Theres a nice little cold spring out
back, but of course you know that..." Damn, she thought, but I sound stupid.
Owen looked interested. "Really? I hadnt seen it." He started picking up
parts from the counter, and motioned for the kid to do the same. Arms laden, he began to
walk for the door. "We shall have to check that out, soon. Thank you for your help,
Miss
?"
"Selva. Kettie Selva."
"Ah. Goodbye, Miss Selva."
Ani gave her a grin as he headed out the door, burdened with purchases. "Bye, Kettie.
It was nice to meet you. And thanks!"
Then they were gone.
She watched them through the window, all the way down the street, before closing her shop.
****
Later, Obi-Wan and Anakin sat in their small kitchen, eating their cold dinner. It was so
damnably hot, Obi-Wan hadnt been able to bring himself to turn on the stove to cook
anything. But the fruit and cold cuts theyd purchased were delicious.
Anakin was happy, beginning to realize the two of them would have plenty of things to do
out here. Hed talked nonstop since theyd left town.
"I think Kettie was very pretty," Anakin announced between mouthfuls.
"Dont you think so?"
"Mmm. I suppose." Obi-Wan hadnt thought she was anything out of the common
way. Short, pleasant female, shirt and pants, shoulder-length dark hair, dark eyes. But he
could see no harm in encouraging Anakin. "I take it you prefer those petite,
dark-haired beauties, then?"
Anakin grinned almost evilly. "Yeah. Like Padme. The Queen, I mean." Then a
thoughtful look came over his young face. "But I like other kinds of girls too, you
know. Im not picky."
Obi-Wan almost choked. "I guess not. You seem to have an unusually strong interest in
females, especially older females, for someone your age."
"Nah, not really. Why? Didnt you used to like girls?"
"Sure. I still do. But when I was your age, all the girls I knew were potential Jedi.
Off-limits." Obi-Wan waggled his eyebrows suggestively. "But I dont meet
very many, nowadays. You do realize, Ana--" he caught himself, "An, that the
life of a Jedi Knight is a very lonely one? Youll have a reputation to uphold. You
cant form many attachments, and you cant just run about the galaxy,
sowing the seeds of destruction. You have to be circumspect."
"Circum-what?" Anakin looked confused. "And what do you mean, sowing
the seeds of destruction?"
"Umm. Never mind about that." If Anakin didnt know, then now was not the
time for that conversation. "And circumspect means being careful about what you do.
How you behave, and treat other people."
"Oh. You mean, like uphold the honor of the Jedi, dont break anybodys
heart, stuff like that."
"Yes, something like that." Time for a change of subject. "Now that
were done eating, why dont we go and check the perimeter alarm? I gathered
from your Kettie that people are already interested in our presence here. Well need
to make sure no curious locals come peeping around."
"Shes not my Kettie. And cant we just use the Force to feel if anyone
comes by?"
"Of course. But we have to sleep sometime. We need to be up early to activate the
comm system."
"Oh, OK. I guess youre right." But Anakin wanted to continue their earlier
interesting conversation. "But first tell me what you meant, about seeds of
destruction. I wanna know," he persisted.
"Later." Obi-Wans voice was final. "Now is not the time. Dont
you want to explore?"
"Yeah, sure. Lets go," he sighed. Anakin had been with Obi-Wan long enough
to know that tone of voice.
****
Master and apprentice tromped through the grass, heat and humidity, surveying the
perimeter of their temporary property. It wasnt large, perhaps a few acres. They
were thankfully quite alone out here-- all that surrounded them were miles upon miles of
jungle and farmland.
Every dozen yards or so, they stopped to inspect the small, wood-camouflaged posts that
composed the electronic fence of their perimeter alarm. All the posts theyd checked
so far appeared to be in good working order. Obi-Wan hadnt really been concerned--
after all, theyd been set up to protect very sensitive equipment-- but he found it
never hurt to make sure. He was tired and sweaty, though, and ready to go back inside. He
planned on paying a brief visit to the communications room when they were done. Just to
check on things, of course.
They had made it almost all the way around the edge of their property when they
encountered a small stream. Unlike the rest of the murky, swampy water theyd passed
on their sweaty trek, this stream ran sparkling clear in the light of Piraans two
purple moons. Obi-Wan bent to dip a hand in it, testing its temperature. Anakin was
astonished when his
master began splashing himself with it, laughing.
"What are you doing? Didnt you already have a shower tonight?"
Obi-Wan, grinning, ignored Anakins disdainful tone. "Feel this. Its
amazing." He cupped a hand in the water, catching just enough to splash Anakin
in the face with it.
"Aggh! Its freezing!"
"Exactly. This must be from the cold spring your Kettie told us about." He stood
up excitedly and began pushing through the vines and undergrowth, following the stream.
"Come on. It should be this way. Must come from an
underground water source."
"Not so you can splash me again. I told you, I hate the cold." Anakin wiped his
face with his sleeve, but followed Obi-Wan curiously. "And shes not my
Kettie."
"Mmm-hmm." Breaking into a clearing, Obi-Wan spotted the pool. It was small, a
few yards in diameter, and so clear he could see its bottom in the moonlight. He stopped
up short and stood, gazing at it in simple awe. He thought he might weep tears of joy.
Anakin caught up, bumping into Obi-Wans stationary backside. He strained to see what
had his master so enrapt. It was just a pretty little pond, with a grass bank and trees
surrounding it. No big deal. But in the distance
"Hey, Mast--, I mean, Owen, look. You can see our house through the trees." He
pointed a finger through the haze at the lights. "Pretty weird, huh? We couldve
looked out our window and seen this. Hey, what are you doing?"
Obi-Wan had wordlessly begun to remove his clothes. Shirtless, he sat down and pulled off
his boots, tossing them into the underbrush carelessly.
Anakin was appalled. "Youre not actually going in there, are you?
"I sure am."
"Youre nutsen."
"Ugh. What did I tell you about talking like Jar Jar?" Obi-Wan didnt wait
for an answer, but vaulted into the pond. He let out a sharp yell as he slammed into the
icy water, quickly smothered as he submerged.
He didnt come up. Anakin, standing on the bank and looking down through the
ponds clear surface, began to wonder if his insane master hadnt succumbed to
the freezing water and drowned. After a moment, however, Obi-Wan broke the surface,
gasping.
Anakin wasnt impressed. "Youre turning blue."
Obi-Wan stuck an arm out of the water and examined it. "No, Im not. Thats
just the moonlight."
"Yeah, well, Im going inside. You can freeze if you want. See you." The
boy stomped off through the viney underbrush, towards the house.
Obi-Wan ignored him. He submerged himself in the blessedly cold, clear water again,
thinking that maybe he could just spend the whole month here. Let everyone else fry in the
heat, and be damned.
****
"Are you ready?"
"Ready."
"Then push the button."
Anakin depressed the black button on the wall of the small, secret communications chamber.
He then joined his master at a terminal, where Obi-Wan monitored the computerized start-up
procedure. Screens came to life and lights began to blink, all according to plan. Then the
buzzing started.
"Whats that horrendous noise? Is something broken?" Obi-Wans face
looked distinctly alarmed as the humming became a roaring, filling the chamber.
Anakin looked down at his datapad, then back at the older Jedi. He had to yell to make
himself heard. "No. Thats normal. Thats the cloaking distortion
field."
"Are you sure? That cant be normal!" Obi-Wan yelled back. "It sounds
like the death throes of a sandcrawler! Somethings broken!"
Anakin got up and walked to the door, motioning impatiently for Obi-Wan to follow him.
Once they were outside, he depressed a notch on a panel. The door slid shut, abruptly
cutting off the dreadful noise.
Anakin slapped a palm against the door approvingly. "Soundproofed."
Obi-Wan stared at the closed door, incredulously. "Thats what a distortion
field sounds like?"
Anakin shrugged and gave Obi-Wan a look that said, duh. "Well, yeah. Thats the
frequency they had to use to cloak the transmission signature. It works just like a comm
jammer. The bad guysll never know were listening in."
Obi-Wan still looked dubious. "Ive spent a lot of time around machinery, but
Id never realized
"
"Thats cause youve always been inside the ship. I used to have to repair
things like this. For smugglers, and other slame-os"
Obi-Wan gazed at Anakin, impressed despite himself. The boy had been through a lot in his
short life. At Anakins age, Obi-Wan hadnt even left the security of the Jedi
Temple. "Well, its a good thing I brought you here then, isnt it? I
probably would have shut the whole thing off in a panic."
Anakin waved it off. "Awww. You never panic."
"Youre right. I dont." He sighed. "Looks like I wont be
sleeping here again."
"So thats where you were."
"Of course. A Jedi uses not only the Force, but what is provided him, to aid him in
all endeavors."
Anakin snorted. "I slept fine. In my room. Why are you so hot all the time?"
"I really dont know." Obi-Wan brushed a stray, white-blonde lock from his
eyes impatiently. His hair was grimy and sweaty already. "But a Jedi also uses the
Force for strength, to overcome adversity. Lets go exercise."
"Ummm. I thought maybe I could go into town, first. Just for a bit. I wanted to pick
up some more parts for that cooling unit I promised you."
"Absolutely not. We have plenty of supplies." Obi-Wan shot Anakin a sly glance.
"I appreciate the thought, but Ill survive. You can wait a few more days to see
your girlfriend."
"Oooh! Shes not my girlfriend. Shes too old."
"You think so?" Obi-Wan teased. Then he relented. He didnt want to get
Anakin too worked up, before they even had a chance to work on Jedi exercises. "Well,
in any case, women are no excuse to miss training. Bring your muscles. Youll need
them."
****
The next fortnight passed peacefully. Obi-Wan and Anakin developed a daily routine of
training and meditation, breaking once every two hours to check the communications
array. Chancellor Palpatine had made it clear he wanted to be informed of any
transmissions that threatened the Republic in the slightest, but the Jedi Council had
agreed to accept the station only for the purpose of protecting Lady Omanna. And only if a
Jedi staffed it.
But so far, no suspicious or disturbing transmissions had come through. They received a
daily coded message from Jak Qado, informing them of the situation at Court. Lady Omanna
had been somewhat miffed when Obi-Wan didnt show up to protect her, but Jak had
quickly calmed her and gained her trust. The treaty conferences between the Ruxians and
Piraani were proceeding well, and no further attempts had been made on Lady Omannas
life.
The perimeter alert had gone off numerous times, but never because of any threat. It was
always some animal or another, jumping directly into the electronic beam. Anakin had
assumed the task of fine-tuning the system, once or twice a day, to detect progressively
larger and larger disturbances.
Overall, Obi-Wan was extremely pleased with their situation. The boy was doing better than
ever at his exercises. He was learning to fine-tune his skills with the Force, finding the
patience and inner peace he needed to practice control. The rustic and laid-back
atmosphere of the country had calmed Anakin considerably.
Not to mention calming Obi-Wan as well. Despite his impatience with the heat and humidity,
which hadnt abated one whit, he was learning to appreciate the solitude of their
rural life. Their property had plenty of room to practice running and leaps, and privacy
enough to work on lightsaber skills. They hadnt returned to town, so he hadnt
yet gotten his cooling unit, but he took swims every night and lay on the banks of their
pond, reveling in the cool air surrounding the little spring.
After a couple of weeks, however, they began to run out of food. And Anakin began to get
antsy, wanting to visit the town again.
He also said he wanted a real meal. Obi-Wans limited culinary skills had forced them
to survive on the simplest fare. So to reward the boy for his good behavior, Obi-Wan
agreed to eat dinner one night in a local restaurant, provided it wasnt crowded.
That night had come.
****
"Watch that broken permacrete! This thing can only travel so far above the
ground."
"I see it! Calm down." As an extra reward, Anakin had been allowed to drive.
"I raced pods, for crying out loud. I can handle one little road."
"Nasty little jungle trail, is more like it." Obi-Wan forced himself to relax.
He rarely let Anakin drivehed become too used to being the one in control.
Even when hed traveled the galaxy with Qui-Gon, his Master had been content to let
Obi-Wan take care of any driving or piloting that was required.
"No, its not. Its pretty." Anakins voice was solemn.
"Spend a few long years in the desert, and almost anything green looks pretty."
"Youre right. It is pretty. As are all living things. Without life, we
wouldnt have the Force." Obi-Wan closed his eyes and took a deep breath.
"Im sorry, An, that Im so testy. I dislike the heat."
"I know. Youve said it enough."
"Hmmm. Youre right. Youre teaching me a valuable lesson, you know.
Qui-Gon never complained. I didnt used to, either. I dont know whats
come over me."
Keeping his eyes on the road, Anakin asked, somewhat sadly, "What was he like? As a
Master, I mean."
"Calm. Caring. Strict but unconventional." Obi-Wan wondered if he should admit
it, then decided he should. "Much different than I am with you. But our relationship
was not similar. He was already a lot older than I, when I became his Padawan. And you are
different from me at that age."
"Yeah. You already had all that Temple training and stuff." Anakin sounded
almost despondent.
"Yes, I did. But you are special. And a good learner. Dont forget that."
Obi-Wan realized he was treading a dangerous path with this conversation. He wasnt
sure where to take it. Ironically, he decided Qui-Gon would have known. But Qui-Gon
wasnt here to help.
Barely a Knight, Obi-Wan had been handed a nine-year-old Padawan with an astronomical
midichlorian count. Almost any Jedi would feel trepidation in that situation, but Obi-Wan
knew he couldnt let Anakin see any hint of his inner fears. He had to remain
confident, for his apprentices sake. Without that confidence and control from his
master, the boy could become fearful, vulnerable.
The thought of Qui-Gon gave him strength. Obi-Wan decided to display a little firmness
now, to defuse this awkward conversation. "I was a Padawan long enough that I know
how to treat one. And to train a good one. Dont forget that either, my young
apprentice."
"I wont. How could I? Hey, were here. And theres a
restaurant."
Obi-Wan was thankful for the distraction. "Worlds End Inn. Doesnt sound
too promising. But theres probably not much else, around here."
"Its deserted. You wanted deserted."
"That I did. Im trying to avoid the locals."
"Welp, not many locals here. And with what youre wearing, no one will talk to
us anyway." Anakin pulled up in a small, overgrown lot next to the low,
unpretentiously-steel-grey building. "Can I order anything I want?"
"Provided its non-alcoholic. I dont care how heavily you drank on
Tatooine, I wont put up with it."
Anakin giggled boyishly. His earlier pensiveness had vanished completely.
"Darn."
On to Part 2
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