My easier to remember URL: http://nsyncbritney.cjb.net

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ALSO CONTAINS SOME VULGAR LANGUAGE. DUH.

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'N Sync and Britney Spears Vent Site
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Thank You. You have arrived. If you've been here before, go ahead and skip right down to The Forum or My Menu.

I'm trying to make this site as organized as possible, but I don't want frames, got it? I have one site already with frames, sheesh...
I hate this site, that's why I made it pink.
There are at least 3 disclaimers on this site. You just gotta count them :)


IF YOU BELIEVE I'M JEALOUS, PLEASE CLICK HERE TO LEAVE.

WHY? BECAUSE I STOLE BRITNEY'S FRO AND I THINK I GOT JOEY PREGNANT.

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Guys actually dig this...?
(Hullo bad makeup!)		    
     And girls really like this image...?
    (Justin dressed them all.)

                                    

                     I rest my case...

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This is a place where YOU can vent as much as you want about
how annoying 'N Sync is or how slutty Britney Spears is.
It's all about you, cuz hey, it's the people - the
listeners of these horrid "musicmakers"
- that can make these people go
DOWN :)
Among that, I have provided many things for your reading
and viewing pleasure. You better laugh,
or I will be sad :(


Also, please read if you think I'm Britney or I'm a bitch - that is, if you believe there's a difference.
Read the About Me page.
dot I'm NOT BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Somehow I've managed to get many emails from "Britney fans" thinking I'M Britney! Sounds, funny, huh? Proves what idiotic fans there are that actually follow her. To actually see the emails, check my Emails section.
dot People who do NOT like this page love to judge me, don't ya? I try to be specific in my email page, and I still get dumb emails. If not, some people still post dumb stuff in The Forum. I will clear this now: I HAPPEN to be a 19 year old GIRL (proud to be a girl) who is NOT one bit jealous of Britney or 'N Sync. But I do this page for mere entertainment -- something that more appreciative visitors here DO like, THANK YOU.
Besides, if you like to diss ME, you don't belong here anyway.
P.S. A LOT of this stuff was written around when I was 16, 17 and I haven't had much time to update it so just IMAGINE it a bit more mature. Even I'm a bit ashamed, lol. Don't take me wrong, I'd make fun of them ANY day.
dot This site is "explicit" in words. Unless you don't mind encountering some cuss words, that means everyone is welcome here. But because everyone is welcome, that means that some are "welcome" to go beyond the limits. I would never post any type of pornography on here (yes, I mean even beyond the limits of Britney's photoshoots). I apologize if you encounter them. I would do my best to protect this site and if something's wrong and it bothers you, let me know and I will fix it. Other than that, making fun of N Sync and Britney is still allowed :)

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It's what you're lookin' for :o)
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Stuff to share:
Justin and Chris' dumb reactions!!! Check this out! It's a piccy I found (well, stole). And it's Justin and Chris' stupid reactions towards Britney's implants, stupidity, racism, incest probs, fake tan, sluttiness, bitchiness, etc. =)

New point N Sync WILL go down:
New Kids in the Block had dolls.
N Sync has dolls.
If you can't predict the future THIS easily, you need help.

March 26, 2001 - I still need more links!
- Seriously, I don't like Brit and N Sync very much. If you do or you follow them, it is VERY important if you can help get news for me. THANK YOU SO MUCH if you can. I just don't have the heart sometimes to actually find the nasty info. I know the general stuff-I just need the nasty stuff :)
March 25, 2001 RANDOM STUFF......
- See, when Britney first started out she was poor. She did her own makeup - heavy on the eyes AND lips *tsk tsk*). It's all obvious to us now, that because she's got more money, she can afford someone to make her look all beautiful - Justin. (Am I inferring that's she paying Justin to be her BF? Hmmmmmmmm)
- Hey, you all heard that Brit cussing in Rio thingie or whatever, right?
- There has been a major imbalance among the group of N Sync: Justin lost hair; therefore, JC had to gain hair. Oh, but what about Chris with his dreadlocks-minus dreadlocks thing? Clearly, he doesn't matter.




About Me                          A 'lil bit about me and this webpagedot
About Me Part 2 -- the jealousy factordot
Why I don't like 'N Syncdot
What I would do if I met Britneydot
Emailsdot


Vote -- Let's see what you think!                                             Who's worse? 'N Sync or Britney?dot
Justin and Britney?dot
Why did Britney get implants?dot


Profiles                                                            Britney Spearsdot
More coming


Pictures                  How they all should look like - permanentlydot
Britney Picturesdot
'N Sync Picturesdot
Brian Backstreet shoots Justin 'N Syncdot
The Boob Effectdot


Encounters                                  Encounters with Britneydot
Encounters with 'N Syncdot


Features                       Parodiesdot
Contract for Britneydot
Britney AOL Chat Transcriptdot
Britney talking about Backstreet Boysdot
Britney's Monstrous Toedot
Britney's Boob Pagedot
Pearlman The Bitchdot


Links                                            Some links to Anti, Humor pagesdot
Link me on your pagedot
Webrings I'm indot

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I just wanted to add:
This page was made by *me* and by the visitors
for doing everything that they've done:
being 'N Stink and Bitchney dissers. Thanks.


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