The Theatre of the Imaginary

After having neglected my university account for years, I have moved
everything here to Geocities so that the array of adverts will make
the web page appear to be different each time you visit.

The paint box is lone gone, although I may add it to this front page
simply for old times sake. For those of you who haven't gotten enough
of the university pages which were collecting dust, you can find them
here.

Other spots of recent interest include:

• Sigfile Follies , the stories so far.
  (I'll be adding some extra annotations....but of course to really appreciate
  the parodies fully it's nice to have read the book beforehand. Aren't you
  glad I've sold out and am quite happy to plug Amazon.com
  because let's face it, what were the odds you'd find Gunter Grass'
  "The Meeting at Telgte" at your local bookstore?)

• Another part of my childhood slipped away with the passing of
  Shel Silverstein. I've recently introduced his works to my
  daughter Julia, who is still too young to understand death,
  but could understand the idea that
  Uncle Shelby won't be coming out today.
  

• I was on conference in Orlando in April (1999! Note to self: Update web page) and aside from paying
  way too much for Disney merchandise I compiled my recent
  airline experiences into the quasi-autobiographical
  (I faked all the interesting stuff) On the Wing .

• Hey, speaking of new books, Stephen King recently (Again! 1999! ha!)released
  "The Girl who loved Tom Gordon". Being a fellow Red Sox fan,
  I was working on my own baseball novel
  The Girl who hated Calvin Schiraldi , wow, what a coincidence.
  

• I was hoping to zip down to Miami to meet up with Eric Seiden
  while in Florida but I never got the chance. I also would
  have liked to have met up with Judi Smith, who through the
  magic of television had a pilot for her own show Judi's World .
  

• The Dave Barry Miscellaneous Crap Page.
  Consisting mostly of my posts to alt.fan.dave_barry as well as links
  to people who actually have some Dave Barry related content on their pages.
• Hinterland Who's-Who.... Bob the Angry Flower
• As long as you're goofing around in geocities, check out my current favourite timewaster:
  Strategic Baseball Simulator .
  It's baseball and it's free and I bet even John Carney's 286 can play it.
  (Yes John Carney, I wrote "John Carney" just because I knew "John Carney"
  would show up when you ego surfed for "John Carney")
• The miracle that is Perl, I can waste time making SBS data files on Jeff's SBS Page

  Coming Soon: The John Carney page:

     
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