Act I Scene I

Enter Three Witches.

Cassandra:

When again shall meet we three?

In the Meeting at Telgte parody

How are we to get thus?

I refuse to take the bus

Let us make a deal with Avis

then off we go to meet MacDavis

Before we leave, our pace to quicken,

I could go for a MacChicken

A raw one, that is served at Scholars'

Gather now and hear our hollers.

The fare is foul but the Fowl is fair

Just don't order the specials there.

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