Act III Scene III

Scenes from a Maul

Murderer #1:

You said we'd kill a man, or maybe two

This is another fine mess we are into

Are you the men I've come to see

the coach sent in a play with me

I have always wanted to see

Just who this third murderer be

I hear the sound of distant drumming

I think the man is near us coming

Help me hold this new man still

Not now it's he we're supposed to kill

Help the man has gotten loose

And now he's turning on the juice

After him, and do it pronto

He's heading for that white bronco

Do you think that was MacDavis?

I think not he deals with Avis

And if I correctly read the words

the jeep he rented was from Hertz

Hold there son, I think I've found

A lucky penny on the ground

Look out, a trap dear old dad

A man is running this way mad

Too bad for him, I saw it first

His luck has gone from bad to worse

Out of the way or you'll be trampled

Can you not see how quick he's gamboled

Son, pay attention to what I say

I don't give out advice every day

The most important thing in life

Is Aaaaarrrgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Dies]

I wish my advice you had heeded

I told you, you would be stampeded

So I'll help MacDonald if he does wish

to know he'll never serve Filetancefish

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