Act V Scene V

Not so much of a Grand finale as a Grand FINALLY!

MacDavis :

Aha so now it's MacDonald they're sending

the play then must be close to ending

Well I must say that jump was fun

And now your Tyrant days are done

Has the job I've done ruling been that obscene?

Just check out the articles in MacFrank Magazine

There is one magazine and just one that I read alone

Since I got my picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone

I feel this businees has become quite absurd

Why, 5 weeks of rhyming is what I've endured

Finally my true hate is revealed

This rhyming law you could have repealed

You could have done the very thing

To keep MacBain from starting to sing

Geez you're right I am the King

I feel like such a ding-a-ling

Well screw the law then, let's be friends

But I want to see how this play ends

Can it be that you don't know

The witches practically told me so

Foolish man I can't be beat

by one who is made of meat

You should know that since I was a little boy

that I have only eaten food that is made with soy

So now your tyrant days are through

I'll get those witches and their little cat too.

Lay on then,

What?

Come and Fight!

To the victor go the spoils of might

[Exit, fighting]

I vonder who up dere iz vinning

A new story is soon beginning

The swords that those men are rending

Can we just skip to the ending?

Wook! A man is jumping down

I wonder who now wears the crown

Fear not my friends, it's only me

MacDavis is now history

Why are you carrying with you that Pumpkin?

Whoops! I thought it was the head of that Bumpkin

You muzt be pleazed to be our King

I am so happy I kould zing

Break out the wine, bubbly and sherry

A song is hardly necessary

Why would you address me as the King

I never asked for any such thing

The only thing that I did want

was to open my fast-food restaurant

But the throne my friends, who wants the thing?

I don't vant to be King, I zhought you vanted to be king

You see I have a job offer I think is pretty

To play Herkuleze in Noo York Zitee

Well someone here must want the job

We can't give it to any old slob

What exactwy does da King do?

I thought you were one, aren't you?

I'm just wunning da show for a fwiend

Until da cwusades come to an end

Well I think it would be excellent to own a crown

To be King of this Hamlet, this happening town

To end up with nothing would be such a bummer

MacArthur Park can be re-built by the Summer

Then what a glorious end to this most trying day

We shall celebrate at my place if I can find the way

Stop near the Liquor mart and pick up some Snapple

Then we'll make Daquiri's with my MacIntosh apple

Three cheers for MacKeanu King of the Scots

Lets blow the treasury on beer and some shots

What say we wait till it is dark

Then we go and snuff out Denmark [Exit All]

MacBeavis :

Heh-heh-heh-heh, Are we the only ones left, ya prick?

Yeah, Let's torch the place, I brought my Bic

Hehhehehehehhehhehhehhehehheheheheh.

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