America's Most Eligible Bachelors!!!

Thank you for tuning in to America's Most Eligible Bachelors!  Today we have four cute single guys for you to choose from...

Bachelor number ONE... **insert cheesy 70's game show  music**

Meet Matthew!  He's an 18 year old college student from Atlanta, Georgia.  Matthew enjoys going to church, playing his guitar and chillin' with his homies...He's lookin for a girl with a good head on her shoulders with a sense of humor...
Here's Matthew!!!

Bachelor number TWO...

Meet Robbie!  He's a 21 year old college student from Atlanta, Georgia.  Robbie is looking for a woman he can go to hockey games with and shoot the breeze listening to good 80's music.  Knowledge of Marvel Comics a plus!
Here's Robbie!

Bachelor number THREE...

Meet Shaun!  He is also a 21 year old college student from Atlanta, Georgia (who looks an awful lot like Bachelor number 2).  Shaun is looking for a gal who is unique, enjoys baseball, and listens to punk rock music! 
Here's Shaun!

Finally, meet bachelor number FOUR...

Meet Joey!  Joey is a 22 year old dancer who sometime's moonlights as a singer!  He is looking for any girl!  He does have a few requirements...tight ass, big boobs (real or fake) and it doesn't matter what your face looks like, ladies!  Joey enjoys clubbing (dance or strip) movies (porno) and water skiing (right beside playboy photo shoots).
Here's Joey!

If one you gals fit the mold for any of these young hot guys...Email us here with your picture and we will connect you with the right people!  Thank you for watching America's Most Eligible Bachelor's!  Join us next time!  Same phat time, same phat channel!!!!  *cheesy 70's game show music**

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