Lance "Crooked Letter" Bass

So what is Lance doing at this party? He's not dancing, shooting up, drinking, nailing a girl..how boring is this? Does he do ANYTHING?

Lance...what a man!  Girly? Used to be..gay? Who knows? Who cares? He still looks good, and has that "power" over any girl with good sense-the power of BASS.  Mmm, what can we say? He's grown up, and it looks like he did a good job of it! 

Whew!  Look how much he's changed!!  Aaah, look at him now...

"Girl were you alone?" Giddy Up-The only good part of the song!
"And they all wished me well, and I knew that I knew, the only gift I wanted was youuuuuuu." The Only Gift---it shakes the car baby!
"He was all wild and stuff" Speaking of the beloved Toby---may he finally rest in peace without Lance's constant nonsense talking.
"Don't break the glass!" N The Mix--I must say he is looking incredibly good in Justin's clothes
"I personally voted for Lauryn Hill" Teen Choice Awards.  Yeah, right, your hillbilly ass listens to Lauryn Hill!

Hey, look at Lance!  He's sitting down and taking out some headphones.  Garth Brooks?  Shania Twain?  Let's go see what he's listening to....

Lance is too girly!  I want to see the others! Send me to da front door again.

times today, while Lance cried twice as much.

Lance's fans cried for Toby