Joey's theme song, set to the tune of Sublime's Lovin (What I got)

Lovin' (Justin, remember that)

Early in the mornin' as
JC gets me on my feet
I go to the kitchen for French toast that
Lance is about to eat (dee, dee, dee, dee, dee)

Got to find a reason
a reason things go wrong
Got to find a reason why
my hoes are all gone

Chris has got his Busta
and JC can get high
Justin has some mad skillz but is
he really THAT fly?!?

**guitar interlude by JC or Brian, ha! see BOP page to understand)**

My career's too short
so I gotta love it now
cuz I might not get love and Justin
would have to show me how (no!)

never had to battle
for da hunnies before..this
but now Justin's takin' them and
I'm getting..dissed

I'll take a small example from
the torment of JC,
when Justin is around my next ho
I'll mention m-M-M-C-c-c-c

Love's what I'll get
it's within my reach
I'll just down a few more twinkies
and brush my too-white teeth but

hoes go back to Justin
as soon as I'm done
is he really all that?
I've got to get some

of whatever he's got
it's within my reach
actually I think it might just
actually be his bleach, so..

CHORUS
Lovin....is what I'll get
(Justin remember that)
and 5 more steaks...are what I want
(Big Lou remember that)
and ladies...are what I'll fuck
(after my 10 corn dogs)
and home cookin'...is what I like
(Lance, remember that)

I don't cry when
Chris takes all my food
Okay, I do, but
it's all good

I'll load up on all of
JC's pot..
um, (sorry Lou),
CAFFEINE is what he's got

F**kin', and eatin'
it's all the same
those and tormenting Chris about
his age keeps me sane

I hopefully hope that everyone understands meeee......

**Chris spins**

CHORUS

(Lance mumbles incoherantly in the background, as usual)

This is the worst song I've ever heard! Send me back!!!