CRAZY Chris, YO!

Chris be so crazy!!!  I think I wanna have yo bay-bee!

Okay, we admit it, we like Chris.  We know a lot of you do not, but we do!  How could you not like him!  He's friggin cool!  A while back we didn't like him at all.  In fact, we used to have hilarious discussions about us capturing Chris and grinding him up to make Chris Burgers and sell them after concerts to make some money!  But then, we started to listen to him when he sang,  when he talked, AND when he cracked jokes!  You know what we realized?  Chris is DA MACK DADDY AND A HALF!!!  That man is awesome in concert, he hardly EVER misses notes, he can sing falcetto better than anyone we have ever heard, and that, my friend deserves major PROPS!

So you wanna check out Chris while he's spinnin' his records? Cool! Walk over to him and see if he'll stop a moment to talk to you HERE....

Want to see a hot, fine guy?? Who is it, do you ask? Well, it's...Chris!! No, way, you might say. The ugly 'N Syncer? Well, yes. He's fine right...
HERE, on the Chris Hot Page.

Chris is too old for me! And he ISN'T funny! I want to go BACK!

Chris took

Viagra pills today.