075 / 4.01 Back in the Saddle Shoes Again Jill gets laid off from her job and decides to go back to college. 076 / 4.02 Don't Tell Momma After lecturing Jill about impropber car care, Tim accidently drops a 3 ton beam on it during a specail "Tool Time." Brad and Randy get kicked off the bus. 077 / 4.03 Death Begins at Forty After Harry has a heart attack, Tim begins to worry about his health, since his 40th birthday is approaching. 078 / 4.04 The Eye's Don't Have It Mark is embarressed that he has to get glasses 079 / 4.05 He Ain't Heavy, He's Just Irresponsible Tim's brother, Marty, tells Tim that he's leaving his wife. Tim upsets Jill by making a big hole in the floor while installing central vacuuming. 080 / 4.06 Borland Ambition When Harry's brother sells his 20% of the store, Al becomes the new, less than silent, partner. 081 / 4.07 Let's Go to the Videotape Tim records Jill's speech at the library but forgets to turn it off when he complains about it at the hardware store. 082 / 4.08 Quibbling Siblings Jill tells Tim that Randy feels that Tim isn't paying him enough attention, made worse when Brad gets to be Tim's assistant on "Tool Time," for Al. 083 / 4.09 My Dinner with Wilson During Thanksgiving dinner, Wilson announces he's moving. Upset at the news, Tim urges Wilson to stay. 084 / 4.10 Ye Olde Shoppe Teacher Tim gets a visit by his favorite shop teacher who first recognized his need for "more power." 085 / 4.11 Some Like It Hod Rod Jill accidently leaves Tim's hot rod out in a snowstorm the night before it's going to be featured in a magazine. 086 / 4.12 'Twas the Night Before Christmas Marty and Nancy come for Christmas with their twin girls and so do Jill's fighting parents. 087 / 4.13 The Route of All Evil Brad gets a paper route and it soon becomes too much for him. 088 / 4.14 Brother, Can You Spare a Hot Rod? Tim sells the hotrod, upsetting the family, especailly Brad. But he and Brad decide to rebuild another one. Jill takes Randy clothes shopping. 089 / 4.15 Superbowl Fever Tim has a Super Bowl TV party for his friends while Jill is sick upstairs with the flu. 090 / 4.16 Bachelor of the Year Tim is hurt that Mark wants to do his assignment on "The Most Interesting Person he Knows" on Wilson and not him. Al is selected as one of the most eligible bachelors. 091 / 4.17 It's My Party For Randy's birthday party, Tim applies 16 layers of polish on the dance floor and Randy's date, Michelle, slips on it and hurts her ankle. 092 / 4.18 A House Divided While fixing a gas leak at Benny's aunt's house, the house blows up and Tim is sure it's not his fault. 093 / 4.19 The Naked Truth Tim accidently sees Marty's wife, Nancy, in the shower. 094 / 4.20 Talk to Me Tim and two guys commiserate about their mates on Tool Time. Tim accidentally crushes dinner and then drops Jill's ring down the furnace. Furthermore, he calls Jill as "old hen" on Tool Time. 095 / 4.21 No, No, Godot Jill gets theater tickets the same night as a hockey game and Tim convinces Al to help him sell them outside the arena and they get arressted for scalping tickets. 096 / 4.22 Tool Time After Dark - Part 1 Tim ignores Jill's advice, eats too much Polish food and spends an entire night watching old Tool Time episodes. 097 / 4.23 Tool Time After Dark - Part 2 Tim ignores Jill's advice, eats too much Polish food and spends an entire night watching old Tool Time episodes. 098 / 4.24 Sisters and Brothers Tim gets stuck in the middle when Jill's career- driven sister, Carrie, comes to observe Jill's world so she can decide if the married life would suit her too. Meanwhile, Tim's brother, Marty, moves to Detroit; and Al and his brother, Cal, have it out on Tool Time. 099 / 4.25 A Marked Man When a champion pig-caller comes on "Tool Time," Tim loses his hearing. When of the boys may have stolen an expensive Swiss Army knife from the hardware store. 100 / 4.26 Wilson's Girlfriend Jill acts as a matchmaker, roping Wilson into his first date in 20 years. And Tim promises to give Wilson a few pointers to the big event. 101 / 5.01 A Taylor Runs Through It Jill's cousin is getting married up north and Tim decides to turn it into a family vacation, which injures Jill. 102 / 5.02 The First Temptation of Tim The new producer of "Tool Time" wants to replace Al. Brad gets detention on the first day of school and detention in detention. 103 / 5.03 Her Cheatin' Mind Tim joins Jill's book club when he finds out her study partner, Chirs, is a young, attractive man. 104 / 5.04 Jill's Surprise Party Tim throws a surprise party for Jill, but she's out of town. Bud decides Al needs a new look. 105 / 5.05 Advise and Repent Jill gets an A on a psycology paper and advices Randy's girlfriend's parents, making problems worse. 106 / 5.06 Let Them Eat Cake Tim and Al hope to win one of the awards that usually go to "Cooking with Irma." Brad throws a Halloween party without his parents' permission. 107 / 5.07 The Look Tim gets offered season tickets to the Pistons, but doesn't ask Jill before he spends 4000 dollars on them. When she finds out, he gets "The Look," the same that Harry gets from Dolores. 108 / 5.08 Room Without a View When Randy decides he can't live with Mark anymore, Tim does a "Tool Time" project of creating a room in the basement for Randy. But he's afraid to sleep in it. 109 / 5.09 Chicago Hope Jill hopes to spend time with Tim again on thier trip to Chicago, but he has business meetings all day. 110 / 5.10 Doctor in the House Tim gets an honorary Ph.D., and student Jill and Al are less than thrilled. Even Wilson seems upset. Tim thinks he was chosen because of Tool Time, but when he's accepting the degree, he finds out the real truth. 111 / 5.11 That's My Momma Tim's visiting mother doesn't want to spend time with him, but goes out with Tim's old shop teacher, Mr. Leonard. 112 / 5.12 'Twas The Flight Before Christmas Tim and Al get stranded in an airport in Alpena on Christmas Eve. Ilene thinks Al is too attached to his mom. The boys do the roof display without Tim. 113 / 5.13 Oh, Brother Tim regrets hiring his brother Marty to help out on "Tool Time." 114 / 5.14 High School Confidential Randy's science and math abilities land him in classes at the high school where his older brother Brad feels overshadowed. Tim and Al introduce "The Man's Bedroom" on Tool Time. 115 / 5.15 Tanks for the Memories Jill's tank driving abilities are far superior to Tim's. Al takes care of the boys and shows them his "Tool Time" game. 116 / 5.16 The Vasectomy One Jill wants Tim to get a vasectomy when a 43 year old friend of hers gets pregnant. Randy gets voted "best butt" by the girls at school. 117 / 5.17 Fear of Flying Jill is upset when Mark wants to take flying lessons. The crew of the Columbia space shuttle visits "Tool Time." 118 / 5.18 When Harry Kept Delores When Dolores comes to work at the hardware store, Harry is upset. Tim's advice backfires and he wrecks Harry's marriage. On Tool Time, country music superstar Alan Jackson performs his hit song "Mercury Blues." 119 / 5.19 Eye on Tim Tim is interviewed for a TV program and Jill is upset by the reporter's advances at him. 120 / 5.20 The Bud Bowl While bowling with Bud and his wife, Tim wants Jill to throw the game to protect his job. Brad's girlfriend, Angela, sets up her sister and Randy. 121 / 5.21 Engine and a Haircut, Two Fights Brad gets a new haircut that Tim hates. Randy gets a part in "Romeo and Juliet" and is less than enthusiastic about Jill's help. 122 / 5.22 The Longest Day After a routine medical checkup for the boys, it's discovered that Randy may be suffering from cancer. The family endures a long and painful wait for the results of Randy's blood test. 123 / 5.23 Mr. Wilson's Opus Wilson takes over as director of Randy's school play but, he takes all the fun out of Shakespeare. Tim has his heart set on set designer but also gets upset when Wilson wants him to completely redesign the set. 124 / 5.24 Shopping Around Tim's mom is wants to go out with Mr. Leonard, but Tim & Jill see him out with another woman and force him to tell Tim's mother the truth. 125 / 5.25 Alarmed by Burglars After a burglary at Wilson's, Jill allows Tim to go all out in buying a fancy security system for their home. But it's most alarming when they keep setting it off themselves. Wilson retaliates by taking up a petition with the neighbors. 126 / 5.26 Games, Flames and Automobiles. Al thinks his Tool Time board game will give him the financial security to propose to Ilene. But faulty wiring on the product sends his plans up in flames, along with his investment of his life savings. 127 / 6.01 At Sea Jill finds Brad and Angela making out in his room anf asks Tim to talk to him man-to-man. 128 / 6.02 Future Shock Jill's distress over catering to Tim's daily routine leads both to dream of their senior years, and each has a different view of how Tim's "self-discipline" has affected their lives. 129 / 6.03 Workshop 'Til You Drop Bud's divorce announcement makes Jill drag Tim to a couples therapy workshop hoping to improve their communication. 130 / 6.04 Burnin' Love Tim encourages Randy to express his true feelings for Lauren, who, like Tim, is a real car enthusiast. But Randy is crushed when he finds out that she's going out with Brad's friend, Jason. 131 / 6.05 Al's Video Producer Al selects Tim to direct his how-to video. But Tim's "vision" of the project leads to creative differences - and his firing. Jill gets a computer. 132 / 6.06 Whose Car is it Anyway? Jill uses an inheritance to buy herself a foreign sports car, which she prohibits Tim from driving. 133 / 6.07 I was a Teenage Taylor In a battle of Halloween pranks, Brad and Randy score the first fright, then turn Tim and Jill's retaliatory effort around on them. But who will laugh last? 134 / 6.08 Jill and Her Sisters Jill's sisters, who are "neurotic, especially when they argue," arrive to help plan their parents' 50th-anniversary party. 135 / 6.09 The Toolman Delivers While Tim drives Jill and a very pregnant Heidi to his Classic Car Man of the Year awards banquet, Heidi goes into labor. Jill and Tim act as coach and receiver, respectively, while Wilson instructs them over the phone. 136 / 6.10 The Wood, the Bad and the Hungry The cast appears in animated form during a brief dream sequence in this touching Thanksgiving episode. The story concerns Tim's freeloading friend Benny, whose past boorish behavior puts him off the Taylors' holiday guest list until Tim sees him in line at a soup kitchen. Tim's change of heart is followed by the dream, filmed in stop-motion animation by the studios of Claymation creator Will Vinton. In the fantasy, Tim gathers a myriad of items for those less fortunate and comes to realize that "real charity is about giving of yourself." The show also includes cameos (in human form) by race-car drivers Michael and Mario Andretti, who compete against Tim in "the Butterball 500," a turkey-carving race, which is called by famous Indy 500 announcer Jack Arute. 137 / 6.11 Workin' Man Blues Brad throws himself into his new part-time job at a sporting- goods store. But Jill and Tim become concerned when it appears that work is Brad's top priority. 138 / 6.12 No Place Like Home Tim's brothers join to help their mother move out of the family home, but Tim objects to the new owners' plans for the place. 139 / 6.13 The Flirting Game Jill wonders if flirting with a potential boss might help her get hired. 140 / 6.14 The Karate Kid Returns Karate-student Mark successfully intervenes when a bully accosts Randy, who takes a different sorts of beating when the story hits the school paper. The Beach boys visit Carl Wilson's cousin, Wilson. 141 / 6.15 Totally Tool Time A tense Tim troubles the Tool Time team when the audience include two Swedish buyers who are considering the show for the European market. Will Tool Time's "Salute To Men" (featuring "The Man's Gym") have the desired result? 142 / 6.16 A Funny Valentine A singer hints that her relationship with Tim's father was more than casual. Tim forgets where he hid Jill's Valentine's Day gift. 143 / 6.17 Wilson's World After a critic declares performance artist Wilson out of touch with reality, the Taylors' neighbor decides to be more like others, more like Tim. 144 / 6.18 Something Old, Someone Blue Al reveals a secret to Tim and the guys before his wedding to Ilene. 145 / 6.19 Communication Breakdown The kids are using the phone way too much so Tim convinces Jill to let Harry's son Dennis install a second line. Unfortunately when Dennis takes a break, Tim takes over with the help of Brad and Randy. A blowup between Harry and Dennis keys Jill and Tim into a bigger question of sensitivity and discipline with their boys. 146 / 6.20 My Son, the Driver Jill's instincts are correct when she predicts something bad will happen on Brad's first night out with his driver's license - but it's more serious than Brad admits. 147 / 6.21 Insult to Injury Plans call for Tim to drive a steamroller on the next Tool Time, which will break a Bob Vila record. And he refuses to let his separated shoulder interfere. 148 / 6.22 Family Unties The boys don't share Jill's desire for quality time together during the family's annual weekend at a hardware expo, which is also enhanced by Tim's Tool Time remotes. 149 / 6.23 The Feminine Mistake Tool Time gets the go-ahead to create a special 3D effects show, featuring in-your-face antics from Tim, Al and Heidi. When Jill discovers that Brad's girlfriend caters to his every need, she insists that Tim sets an example for the boys by acting more like an equal partner. 150 / 6.24 Taps Jill's father dies and she has to deal with the guilt after she faked being sick that weekend so he wouldn't come to visit. Tim has to deal with the various ways the boys deal with the loss. 151 / 6.25 The Kiss & the Kiss-Off Pamela Lee makes a special guest appearance when she returns as Lisa, the Tool Time girl who left the show to become a paramedic. Tim, who is as excited as everyone else to see her again, invites Lisa to temporarily resume her part on the show without consulting the current Tool Time girl, Heidi. Randy finally gets up the nerve to ask Lauren out on their first official date. 152 / 7.01 Quest for Fire The Taylors vavcation in upper Michigan where Tim considers giving up “Tool Time,” Randy trys to be alone with Lauren, Brad breaks up with Angela, and Mark dresses oddly. 153 / 7.02 The Clash of the Taylors Tim is upset when Randy writes a tell-all story Binford; Jill starts counseling families 154 / 7.03 Room at the Top Tim is excited when Jill says he can build her an office in the attic, but he’s upset when she later changes her mind. 155 / 7.04 Pump You Up Tim becomes Brad’s “trainer” when he’s offered a soccer scholarship; Randy and Lauren try to avoid a double date 156 / 7.05 A Night to Dismember For a video class, Mark makes a movie in which his character, Clark, kills his family, played by Jill, Tim, Brad, and Randy, which worries Jill. 157 / 7.06 The Niece Wilson's niece Willow comes to visit, and decides to stay. Tim becomes impatient because Wilson no longer has time for him. 158 / 7.07 Jill's Passion Jill has a sexy dream about a guy she met at the gym who mistook her and Tim for brother and sister. 159 / 7.08 Losing My Religion Randy questions the basis of religion when a hospice patient he’d been visiting takes a turn for the worst. 160 / 7.09 Thanksgiving Tim is offered a luxury box at the Silverdome for Thanksgiving for him and the family. While on a tour, he blacks out the stadium. Rodney Dangerfield visits Jill and the boys. 161 / 7.10 The Dating Game Al becomes depressed when he finds out Ilene is engaged, so Tim pretends to be single to help him meet some women. 162 / 7.11 Bright Christmas New rules for the lighting contest make Tim’s roof display more difficult. Jill is upset that her mother is dating so soon after her father’s death. 163 / 7.12 Old College Try Tim begins to teach an auto-class at the local college and begins hanging out with the students after he decides his friends are too old. 164 / 7.13 An Older Woman At Brad’s first party since he and Angela broke up, he meets a college girl and they decide to get married. 165 / 7.14 Tim 'The Landlord' Taylor Tim buys a house to rent out and Al becomes the nightmare tenant. Randy and Brad argue over a shirt. 166 / 7.15 Say Goodnight, Gracie After spending time with Marty’s twins, Tim decides he wants to have more children. 167 / 7.16 What a Drag Tim finds some marijuana in the gazebo when he falls through its roof and he and Jill worry about who it belongs to. 168 / 7.17 Taking Jill for Granite The Taylors do a kitchen remodeling, but a surprise is in store when Tim and Jill find out who the installer is. 169 / 7.18 Futile Attraction Tim thinks Al and Heidi are having an affair when she answers the phone at his place 170 / 7.19 Desperately Seeking Willow Jill worries about Willow when she doesn’t return from a night out while staying with the Taylors. 171 / 7.20 The Write Stuff Randy is upset when Brad’s Sports column gets more attention in the school paper than his serious one. 172 / 7.21 The Son Also Mooches Tim worries about his mother's money when she loan his brother Jeff money for an investment 173 / 7.22 Believe It or Not Wilson is upset when Tim tells everyone about Wilson’s encounter with an alien- something Wilson would rather Tim had kept to himself. 174 / 7.23 Rebel Without Night Driving Privileges Randy’s upset when his driving privledges are different than Brad’s were when he got his license. 175 / 7.24 Tool-Thousand-One: A Space Odyssey When a Binford tool is going to be used in space, Tim and Al compete over which one of them will get to be the one to go up and use it. Mark changes his appearence to impress a girl. 176 / 7.25 From Top to Bottom When Jill appears on a TV show, “Women on Top,” she makes embaressing comments about Tim. 177 / 8.01 Whitewater For Tim's birthday, Jill takes whitewater rafting in California. 178 / 8.02 Adios The Taylors say goodbye to Randy when he is accepted into a year-long study prgram in Costa Rica; Tim holds auditons for lyric creations to the "Tool Time" theme 179 / 8.03 All in the Family Jill's sister and Tim's brother get a little too friendly... and interrupt Tim and Jill's plans to spend some intimate time together. 180 / 8.04 Taylor Got Game Brad is worried about his SATs and is also faced with the tough decision of whether to accept an offer to play professional soccer in Europe. 181 / 8.05 Al's Fair Lady Al gets a new, very rich, girlfriend, Trudy, who buys him a car 182 / 8.06 Bewitched When Wilson disappears after the Halloween party, Tim becomes the prime suspect. 183 / 8.07 Not So Great Scott Tim accidentlly tells Heidi that one of Jill's patients is seeing her husband, Scott. 184 / 8.08 Tim's First Car Jill trys to find Tim his first car; Mark helps out Brad by making him videos to send to prospective colleges 185 / 8.09 Mr. Likeable Al gets a role in a TV movie, staring with Morgan Fairchild. Tim has trouble convincing everyone he's happy for Al. 186 / 8.10 Thanks, But No Thanks Tim invites his brother, Marty, and his girls to stay at the Taylor household when he discovers that Marty and his wife are separated. 187 / 8.11 Home for the Holidays Randy returns home unexpectedly for Christmas and discovers all the changes that have gone on in his absence. Tim discovers that his biggest rival in the annual neighborhood lighting contest is Al. 188 / 8.12 Ploys for Tots Tim and Jill try to teach Marty the best way to parent when one of the twins keeps throwing tantrums to get her own way. 189 / 8.13 Chop Shop 'Til You Drop Brad's new car is stolen and Tim & Al go undercover to catch the crooks 190 / 8.14 Home Alone Tim is alone for the weekend so that he can write a book for Binford. However, he is distracted by dreams of fame and fortune. 191 / 8.15 Knee Deep Brad blames Tim for possibly ruining his soccer career when he injures his knee on a piece of hardware during a "Tool Time" shoot at the house. 192 / 8.16 Mark's Big Break Tim commissions Mark to make a video to celebrate the completion of his hot rod. When Tim is disappointed with the result, Mark films a new version - with a dance number set to "Greased Lightning." 193 / 8.17 Young at Heart The plans for Tim and Jill's 19th wedding anniversary go awry when Tim is caught on security cameras in a compromising position with his new female mechanic 194 / 8.18 Love's Labor Lost, Part I Plans for a ski trip are put on hold when Jill needs an emergency hysterectomy. Tim helps her face the situation, but becomes frightened when complications arise during surgery. 195 / 8.19 Love's Labor Lost, Part II Tim waits for news on Jill's surgery. Jill will be fine, although she had to have her ovaries completely removed, not partially as was first thought. Jill's mother comes to visit, to help with her daughter's care and with her mood swings. 196 / 8.20 Neighbors Tim and Wilson's friendship is tested when Wilson wins $10,000 and decides to build an elaborate greenhouse in his backyard - which blocks the Taylor family's view. 197 / 8.21 A Hardware Habit to Break When Harry tells Tim he's selling the store, Tim buys it, but doesn't know what he's doing wrong when business drops. 198 / 8.22 Loose Lips, Freudian Slips When Mark secretly films Jill insulting one of her professors and he sees the tape, she worries her grade on her thesis will suffer. 199 / 8.23 Trouble A Bruin Troubles brew on Tool Time when Bud mandates that no non-Binford products are to be used on the show. Brad has to decide whether or not to play soccer earlier than he is scheduled to when he has an opportunity to play for a UCLA soccer coach/scout. 200 / 8.24 Dead Weight Tool Time continues to be a "jewel" despite the continued excess presence of the Binford name. Things rapidly turn sad when Al decides to take his mother out to dinner to tell her he's going to get married... and she has a heart attack and dies. 201/ 8.25 The Long and Winding Road (3 parts) As the Taylor's bid farewell after eight wonderful years: Tim quits "Tool Time" after Morgan pushes him too far. On their last show, the K & B All- Tool Band and Mario Andretti make appearences. Tim and the boys look back on the past eight years in their home as they prepare to move to Indiana after Jill recieves an incredible job offer. Al and Trudy get married in the Taylor's backyard.
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