075 / 4.01  Back in the Saddle Shoes Again
            Jill gets laid off from her job and decides to go back to 
            college.
076 / 4.02  Don't Tell Momma
            After lecturing Jill about impropber car care, Tim accidently
            drops a 3 ton beam on it during a specail "Tool Time." 
            Brad and Randy get kicked off the bus.
077 / 4.03  Death Begins at Forty
            After Harry has a heart attack, Tim begins to worry about his
            health, since his 40th birthday is approaching.
078 / 4.04  The Eye's Don't Have It
            Mark is embarressed that he has to get glasses
079 / 4.05  He Ain't Heavy, He's Just Irresponsible
            Tim's brother, Marty, tells Tim that he's leaving his wife. Tim 
            upsets Jill by making a big hole in the floor while installing
            central vacuuming.
080 / 4.06  Borland Ambition
            When Harry's brother sells his 20% of the store, Al becomes 
            the new, less than silent, partner. 
081 / 4.07  Let's Go to the Videotape
            Tim records Jill's speech at the library but forgets to turn it
            off when he complains about it at the hardware store. 
082 / 4.08  Quibbling Siblings
            Jill tells Tim that Randy feels that Tim isn't paying him enough
            attention, made worse when Brad gets to be Tim's assistant
            on "Tool Time," for Al. 
083 / 4.09  My Dinner with Wilson
            During Thanksgiving dinner, Wilson announces he's moving. 
            Upset at the news, Tim urges Wilson to stay. 
084 / 4.10  Ye Olde Shoppe Teacher
            Tim gets a visit by his favorite shop teacher who first 
            recognized his need for "more power."
085 / 4.11  Some Like It Hod Rod
            Jill accidently leaves Tim's hot rod out in a snowstorm 
            the night before it's going to be featured in a magazine.
086 / 4.12  'Twas the Night Before Christmas
            Marty and Nancy come for Christmas with their twin girls and 
            so do Jill's fighting parents. 
087 / 4.13  The Route of All Evil
            Brad gets a paper route and it soon becomes too much for him.
088 / 4.14  Brother, Can You Spare a Hot Rod?
            Tim sells the hotrod, upsetting the family, especailly 
            Brad. But he and Brad decide to rebuild another one. Jill takes
            Randy clothes shopping.
089 / 4.15  Superbowl Fever
            Tim has a Super Bowl TV party for his friends while Jill is 
            sick upstairs with the flu. 
090 / 4.16  Bachelor of the Year
            Tim is hurt that Mark wants to do his assignment on "The Most
            Interesting Person he Knows" on Wilson and not him. Al is 
            selected as one of the most eligible bachelors.
091 / 4.17  It's My Party
            For Randy's birthday party, Tim applies 16 layers of polish on
            the dance floor and Randy's date, Michelle, slips on it and 
            hurts her ankle.
092 / 4.18  A House Divided
            While fixing a gas leak at Benny's aunt's house, the house blows
            up and Tim is sure it's not his fault.
093 / 4.19  The Naked Truth
            Tim accidently sees Marty's wife, Nancy, in the shower. 
094 / 4.20  Talk to Me
            Tim and two guys commiserate about their mates on Tool Time.
            Tim accidentally crushes dinner and then drops Jill's ring down 
            the furnace. Furthermore, he calls Jill as "old hen" on Tool 
            Time. 
095 / 4.21  No, No, Godot
            Jill gets theater tickets the same night as a hockey game and
            Tim convinces Al to help him sell them outside the arena and
            they get arressted for scalping tickets. 
096 / 4.22  Tool Time After Dark - Part 1
            Tim ignores Jill's advice, eats too much Polish food and spends 
            an entire night watching old Tool Time episodes. 
097 / 4.23  Tool Time After Dark - Part 2
            Tim ignores Jill's advice, eats too much Polish food and spends 
            an entire night watching old Tool Time episodes. 
098 / 4.24  Sisters and Brothers
            Tim gets stuck in the middle when Jill's career-
            driven sister, Carrie, comes to observe Jill's world so she can 
            decide if the married life would suit her too. Meanwhile, 
            Tim's brother, Marty, moves to Detroit; and Al and his brother, 
            Cal, have it out on Tool Time. 
099 / 4.25  A Marked Man
            When a champion pig-caller comes on "Tool Time," Tim loses his
            hearing. When of the boys may have stolen an expensive
            Swiss Army knife from the hardware store.
100 / 4.26  Wilson's Girlfriend
            Jill acts as a matchmaker, roping Wilson into his first date 
            in 20 years. And Tim promises to give Wilson a few pointers 
            to the big event. 
101 / 5.01  A Taylor Runs Through It
            Jill's cousin is getting married up north and Tim decides
            to turn it into a family vacation, which injures Jill.
102 / 5.02  The First Temptation of Tim
            The new producer of "Tool Time" wants to replace Al. Brad gets 
            detention on the first day of school and detention in detention.
103 / 5.03  Her Cheatin' Mind
            Tim joins Jill's book club when he finds out her study 
            partner, Chirs, is a young, attractive man. 
104 / 5.04  Jill's Surprise Party
            Tim throws a surprise party for Jill, but she's out of town. 
            Bud decides Al needs a new look. 
105 / 5.05  Advise and Repent
            Jill gets an A on a psycology paper and advices Randy's 
            girlfriend's parents, making problems worse.
106 / 5.06  Let Them Eat Cake
            Tim and Al hope to win one of the awards that usually go to 
            "Cooking with Irma." Brad throws a Halloween party without his 
            parents' permission.
107 / 5.07  The Look
            Tim gets offered season tickets to the Pistons, but doesn't ask
            Jill before he spends 4000 dollars on them. When she finds out,
            he gets "The Look," the same that Harry gets from Dolores.
108 / 5.08  Room Without a View
            When Randy decides he can't live with Mark anymore, Tim does 
            a "Tool Time" project of creating a room in the basement
            for Randy. But he's afraid to sleep in it. 
109 / 5.09  Chicago Hope
            Jill hopes to spend time with Tim again on thier trip to Chicago,
            but he has business meetings all day.
110 / 5.10  Doctor in the House
            Tim gets an honorary Ph.D., and student Jill and Al are less 
            than thrilled. Even Wilson seems upset. Tim thinks he was chosen
            because of Tool Time, but when he's accepting the degree, he 
            finds out the real truth. 
111 / 5.11  That's My Momma
            Tim's visiting mother doesn't want to spend time with him, but 
            goes out with Tim's old shop teacher, Mr. Leonard. 
112 / 5.12  'Twas The Flight Before Christmas
            Tim and Al get stranded in an airport in Alpena on Christmas
            Eve. Ilene thinks Al is too attached to his mom. The boys do the 
            roof display without Tim. 
113 / 5.13  Oh, Brother
            Tim regrets hiring his brother Marty to help out on "Tool Time."
114 / 5.14  High School Confidential
            Randy's science and math abilities land him in classes at
            the high school where his older brother Brad feels
            overshadowed. Tim and Al introduce "The Man's Bedroom" on
            Tool Time. 
115 / 5.15  Tanks for the Memories
            Jill's tank driving abilities are far superior to Tim's. Al 
            takes care of the boys and shows them his "Tool Time"  game.
116 / 5.16  The Vasectomy One
            Jill wants Tim to get a vasectomy when a 43 year old friend of 
            hers gets pregnant. Randy gets voted "best butt" by the girls 
            at school.
117 / 5.17  Fear of Flying
            Jill is upset when Mark wants to take flying lessons. The crew of 
            the Columbia space shuttle visits "Tool Time."
118 / 5.18  When Harry Kept Delores
            When Dolores comes to work at the hardware store, Harry is 
            upset. Tim's advice backfires and he wrecks Harry's marriage. 
            On Tool Time, country music superstar Alan Jackson performs
            his hit song "Mercury Blues." 
119 / 5.19  Eye on Tim
            Tim is interviewed for a TV program and Jill is upset by the 
            reporter's advances at him.
120 / 5.20  The Bud Bowl
            While bowling with Bud and his wife, Tim wants Jill to throw 
            the game to protect his job. Brad's girlfriend, Angela, 
            sets up her sister and Randy.
121 / 5.21  Engine and a Haircut, Two Fights
            Brad gets a new haircut that Tim hates. Randy gets a part in 
            "Romeo and Juliet" and is less than enthusiastic about 
            Jill's help. 
122 / 5.22  The Longest Day
            After a routine medical checkup for the boys, it's discovered 
            that Randy may be suffering from cancer. The family endures a 
            long and painful wait for the results of Randy's blood test. 
123 / 5.23  Mr. Wilson's Opus
            Wilson takes over as director of Randy's school play but, he 
            takes all the fun out of Shakespeare. Tim has his heart set 
            on set designer but also gets upset when Wilson wants him to 
            completely redesign the set. 
124 / 5.24  Shopping Around
            Tim's mom is wants to go out with Mr. Leonard, but Tim & Jill 
            see him out with another woman and force him to tell Tim's 
            mother the truth.
125 / 5.25  Alarmed by Burglars
            After a burglary at Wilson's, Jill allows Tim to go all out in 
            buying a fancy security system for their home. But it's most 
            alarming when they keep setting it off themselves.  Wilson 
            retaliates by taking up a petition with the neighbors. 
126 / 5.26  Games, Flames and Automobiles.
            Al thinks his Tool Time board game will give him the financial
            security to propose to Ilene. But faulty wiring on the product
            sends his plans up in flames, along with his investment 
            of his life savings.
127 / 6.01  At Sea
            Jill finds Brad and Angela making out in his room anf asks Tim
            to talk to him man-to-man.
128 / 6.02  Future Shock
            Jill's distress over catering to Tim's daily routine leads both 
            to dream of their senior years, and each has a different 
            view of how Tim's "self-discipline" has affected their lives. 
129 / 6.03  Workshop 'Til You Drop
            Bud's divorce announcement makes Jill drag Tim to a couples 
            therapy workshop hoping to improve their communication. 
130 / 6.04  Burnin' Love
            Tim encourages Randy to express his true feelings for Lauren, who, 
            like Tim, is a real car enthusiast. But Randy is crushed when 
            he finds out that she's going out with Brad's friend, Jason.
131 / 6.05  Al's Video
            Producer Al selects Tim to direct his how-to video. But Tim's 
            "vision" of the project leads to creative differences - and his 
            firing. Jill gets a computer. 
132 / 6.06  Whose Car is it Anyway?
            Jill uses an inheritance to buy herself a foreign sports car, 
            which she prohibits Tim from driving. 
133 / 6.07  I was a Teenage Taylor
            In a battle of Halloween pranks, Brad and Randy score the first 
            fright, then turn Tim and Jill's retaliatory effort around on 
            them. But who will laugh last? 
134 / 6.08  Jill and Her Sisters
            Jill's sisters, who are "neurotic, especially when they argue," 
            arrive to help plan their parents' 50th-anniversary party. 
135 / 6.09  The Toolman Delivers
            While Tim drives Jill and a very pregnant Heidi to his Classic 
            Car Man of the Year awards banquet, Heidi goes into labor. 
            Jill and Tim act as coach and receiver, respectively, while Wilson 
            instructs them over the phone. 
136 / 6.10  The Wood, the Bad and the Hungry
            The cast appears in animated form during a brief dream 
            sequence in this touching Thanksgiving episode. The story 
            concerns Tim's freeloading friend Benny, whose past boorish 
            behavior puts him off the Taylors' holiday guest list until Tim 
            sees him in line at a soup kitchen. Tim's change of heart is 
            followed by the dream, filmed in stop-motion animation
            by the studios of Claymation creator Will Vinton. In the fantasy, 
            Tim gathers a myriad of items for those less fortunate 
            and comes to realize that "real charity is about giving of 
            yourself." The show also includes cameos (in human form) by 
            race-car drivers Michael and Mario Andretti, who compete 
            against Tim in "the Butterball 500," a turkey-carving race, which 
            is called by famous Indy 500 announcer Jack Arute. 
137 / 6.11  Workin' Man Blues
            Brad throws himself into his new part-time job at a sporting-
            goods store. But Jill and Tim become concerned when it appears 
            that work is Brad's top priority. 
138 / 6.12  No Place Like Home
            Tim's brothers join to help their mother move out of the family 
            home, but Tim objects to the new owners' plans for the place. 
139 / 6.13  The Flirting Game
            Jill wonders if flirting with a potential boss might help her 
            get hired. 
140 / 6.14  The Karate Kid Returns
            Karate-student Mark successfully intervenes when a bully 
            accosts Randy, who takes a different sorts of beating when the 
            story hits the school paper. The Beach boys visit Carl Wilson's 
            cousin, Wilson. 
141 / 6.15  Totally Tool Time
            A tense Tim troubles the Tool Time team when the audience 
            include two Swedish buyers who are considering the show for 
            the European market. Will Tool Time's "Salute To Men" (featuring 
            "The Man's Gym") have the desired result? 
142 / 6.16  A Funny Valentine
            A singer hints that her relationship with Tim's father was 
            more than casual. Tim forgets where he hid Jill's Valentine's 
            Day gift. 
143 / 6.17  Wilson's World
            After a critic declares performance artist Wilson out of touch 
            with reality, the Taylors' neighbor decides to be more like 
            others, more like Tim. 
144 / 6.18  Something Old, Someone Blue
            Al reveals a secret to Tim and the guys before his wedding 
            to Ilene. 
145 / 6.19  Communication Breakdown
            The kids are using the phone way too much so Tim convinces 
            Jill to let Harry's son Dennis install a second line.
            Unfortunately when Dennis takes a break, Tim takes over with 
            the help of Brad and Randy. A blowup between Harry and Dennis 
            keys Jill and Tim into a bigger question of sensitivity 
            and discipline with their boys. 
146 / 6.20  My Son, the Driver
            Jill's instincts are correct when she predicts something 
            bad will happen on Brad's first night out with his driver's 
            license - but it's more serious than Brad admits. 
147 / 6.21  Insult to Injury
            Plans call for Tim to drive a steamroller on the next Tool Time, 
            which will break a Bob Vila record. And he refuses to let his 
            separated shoulder interfere. 
148 / 6.22  Family Unties
            The boys don't share Jill's desire for quality time together 
            during the family's annual weekend at a hardware expo, which 
            is also enhanced by Tim's Tool Time remotes. 
149 / 6.23  The Feminine Mistake
            Tool Time gets the go-ahead to create a special 3D effects 
            show, featuring in-your-face antics from Tim, Al and Heidi. 
            When Jill discovers that Brad's girlfriend caters to his every 
            need, she insists that Tim sets an example for the boys by 
            acting more like an equal partner. 
150 / 6.24  Taps
            Jill's father dies and she has to deal with the guilt after she 
            faked being sick that weekend so he wouldn't come to visit. Tim 
            has to deal with the various ways the boys deal with the loss. 
151 / 6.25  The Kiss & the Kiss-Off
            Pamela Lee makes a special guest appearance when she returns as
            Lisa, the Tool Time girl who left the show to become a paramedic. 
            Tim, who is as excited as everyone else to see her again, 
            invites Lisa to temporarily resume her part on the show without 
            consulting the current Tool Time girl, Heidi. Randy finally 
            gets up the nerve to ask Lauren out on their first official 
            date. 
 152 / 7.01 Quest for Fire
	    The Taylors vavcation in upper Michigan where Tim considers 
            giving up “Tool Time,” Randy trys to be alone with Lauren, 
            Brad breaks up with Angela, and Mark dresses oddly. 
153 / 7.02  The Clash of the Taylors
	    Tim is upset when Randy writes a tell-all story  Binford; 
            Jill starts counseling families
154 / 7.03  Room at the Top
            Tim is excited when Jill says he can build her an office 
            in the attic, but he’s upset when she later changes her mind.   
155 / 7.04  Pump You Up
            Tim becomes Brad’s “trainer” when he’s offered a soccer 
            scholarship; Randy and Lauren try to avoid a double date 
156 / 7.05  A Night to Dismember
            For a video class, Mark makes a movie in which his character, 
            Clark, kills his family, played by Jill, Tim, Brad, and Randy, 
            which worries Jill.   
157 / 7.06  The Niece
            Wilson's niece Willow comes to visit, and decides to stay. 
            Tim becomes  impatient because Wilson no longer has time 
            for him. 
158 / 7.07  Jill's Passion
            Jill has a sexy dream about a guy she met at the gym who mistook 
            her and Tim for brother and sister.  
159 / 7.08  Losing My Religion
            Randy questions the basis of religion when a hospice patient 
            he’d been visiting takes a turn for the worst. 
160 / 7.09  Thanksgiving
            Tim is offered a luxury box at the Silverdome for Thanksgiving 
             for him and the family. While on a tour, he blacks out the 
             stadium. Rodney Dangerfield visits Jill and the boys.  
161 / 7.10  The Dating Game
            Al becomes depressed when he finds out Ilene is engaged, 
            so Tim pretends to be single to help him meet some women.
162 / 7.11  Bright Christmas
            New rules for the lighting contest make Tim’s roof display 
            more difficult. Jill is upset that her mother is dating so 
            soon after her father’s death.
163 / 7.12  Old College Try
            Tim begins to teach an auto-class at the local college and 
            begins hanging out with the students after he decides his friends 
            are too old.
164 / 7.13  An Older Woman
            At Brad’s first party since he and Angela broke up, he meets a 
            college girl and they decide to get married.   
165 / 7.14  Tim 'The Landlord' Taylor
            Tim buys a house to rent out and Al becomes the nightmare 
            tenant. Randy and Brad argue over a shirt. 
166 / 7.15  Say Goodnight, Gracie
            After spending time with Marty’s twins, Tim decides he wants 
            to have more children. 
167 / 7.16  What a Drag
            Tim finds some marijuana in the gazebo when he falls through 
            its roof and he and Jill worry about who it belongs to. 
168 / 7.17  Taking Jill for Granite
            The Taylors do a kitchen remodeling, but a surprise is in store 
            when Tim and Jill find out who the installer is. 
169 / 7.18  Futile Attraction
            Tim thinks Al and Heidi are having an affair when she answers 
            the phone at his place 
170 / 7.19  Desperately Seeking Willow
            Jill worries about Willow when she doesn’t return from a 
            night out while staying with the Taylors.
171 / 7.20  The Write Stuff
            Randy is upset when Brad’s Sports column gets more attention 
            in the school paper than his serious one.
172 / 7.21  The Son Also Mooches
            Tim worries about his mother's money when she loan his 
            brother Jeff money for an investment
173 / 7.22  Believe It or Not
            Wilson is upset when Tim tells everyone about Wilson’s 
            encounter with an alien- something Wilson would rather 
            Tim had kept to himself. 
174 / 7.23  Rebel Without Night Driving Privileges
            Randy’s upset when his driving privledges are different 
            than Brad’s were when he got his license.
175 / 7.24  Tool-Thousand-One: A Space Odyssey
            When a Binford tool is going to be used in space, Tim and Al 
            compete over which one of them will get to be the one to go up 
            and use it. Mark changes his appearence to impress a girl.  
176 / 7.25  From Top to Bottom
	    When Jill appears on a TV show, “Women on Top,” she makes 
            embaressing comments about Tim. 
177 / 8.01  Whitewater
            For Tim's birthday, Jill takes whitewater rafting in California. 
178 / 8.02  Adios
            The Taylors say goodbye to Randy when he is accepted into a 
            year-long study prgram in Costa Rica; Tim holds auditons 
            for lyric creations to the "Tool Time" theme
179 / 8.03  All in the Family
            Jill's sister and Tim's brother get a little too friendly... 
            and interrupt Tim and Jill's plans to spend some intimate 
            time together. 
180 / 8.04  Taylor Got Game
            Brad is worried about his SATs and is also faced with the tough
            decision of whether to accept an offer to play
            professional soccer in Europe. 
181 / 8.05  Al's Fair Lady
            Al gets a new, very rich, girlfriend, Trudy, who buys him a car 
182 / 8.06  Bewitched
            When Wilson disappears after the Halloween party, Tim becomes 
            the prime suspect. 
183 / 8.07  Not So Great Scott
            Tim accidentlly tells Heidi that one of Jill's patients  
            is seeing her husband, Scott.
184 / 8.08  Tim's First Car
            Jill trys to find Tim his first car; Mark helps out Brad by
            making him videos to send to prospective colleges 
185 / 8.09  Mr. Likeable
            Al gets a role in a TV movie, staring with Morgan Fairchild. 
            Tim has trouble convincing everyone he's happy for Al. 
186 / 8.10  Thanks, But No Thanks
            Tim invites his brother, Marty, and his girls to stay at the 
            Taylor household when he discovers that Marty and his wife
            are separated. 
187 / 8.11  Home for the Holidays
            Randy returns home unexpectedly for Christmas and discovers 
            all the changes that have gone on in his absence. Tim discovers 
            that his biggest rival in the annual neighborhood lighting 
            contest is Al. 
188 / 8.12  Ploys for Tots
            Tim and Jill try to teach Marty the best way to parent 
            when one of the twins keeps throwing tantrums to get her own way. 
189 / 8.13  Chop Shop 'Til You Drop
            Brad's new car is stolen and Tim & Al go undercover to catch 
            the crooks
190 / 8.14  Home Alone
            Tim is alone for the weekend so that he can write a book for 
            Binford. However, he is distracted by dreams of fame and fortune. 
191 / 8.15  Knee Deep
            Brad blames Tim for possibly ruining his soccer career 
            when he injures his knee on a piece of hardware during a 
            "Tool Time" shoot at the house.
192 / 8.16  Mark's Big Break
            Tim commissions Mark to make a video to celebrate the completion 
            of his hot rod. When Tim is disappointed with the result, 
            Mark films a new version - with a dance number set to "Greased 
            Lightning." 
193 / 8.17  Young at Heart
            The plans for Tim and Jill's 19th wedding anniversary go awry 
            when Tim is caught on security cameras in a 
            compromising position with his new female mechanic 
194 / 8.18  Love's Labor Lost, Part I
            Plans for a ski trip are put on hold when Jill needs an 
            emergency hysterectomy. Tim helps her face the situation, 
            but becomes frightened when complications arise during 
            surgery. 
195 / 8.19  Love's Labor Lost, Part II
            Tim waits for news on Jill's surgery. Jill will be fine, 
            although she had to have her ovaries completely removed, 
            not partially as was first thought. Jill's mother comes to 
            visit, to help with her daughter's care and with her mood swings. 
196 / 8.20  Neighbors
            Tim and Wilson's friendship is tested when Wilson wins 
            $10,000 and decides to build an elaborate greenhouse in his 
            backyard - which blocks the Taylor family's view. 
197 / 8.21  A Hardware Habit to Break
            When Harry tells Tim he's selling the store, Tim buys it, but 
            doesn't know what he's doing wrong when business drops.
198 / 8.22  Loose Lips, Freudian Slips
            When Mark secretly films Jill insulting one of her professors
            and he sees the tape, she worries her grade on her thesis 
            will suffer.
199 / 8.23  Trouble A Bruin
            Troubles brew on Tool Time when Bud mandates that no non-Binford
            products are to be used on the show. Brad has to decide 
            whether or not to play soccer earlier than he is scheduled 
            to when he has an opportunity to play for a UCLA soccer 
            coach/scout.
200 / 8.24  Dead Weight
            Tool Time continues to be a "jewel" despite the continued
            excess presence of the Binford name. Things rapidly turn sad 
            when Al decides to take his mother out to dinner to tell her 
            he's going to get married... and she has a heart attack and 
            dies. 
201/ 8.25   The Long and Winding Road (3 parts)
            As the Taylor's bid farewell after eight wonderful years: 
            Tim quits "Tool Time" after Morgan pushes him too far. On 
            their last show, the K & B All- Tool Band and Mario Andretti 
            make appearences.  
            Tim and the boys look back on the past eight years in their
            home as they prepare to move to Indiana after Jill recieves 
            an incredible job offer. 
            Al and Trudy get married in the Taylor's backyard.   

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