• The Fugative * - formula Hollywood action flix
• Pretty Woman * - this was nominated for Best Picture?
• The Unforgiven ! - this was Best Picture?
• Thelma and Louise * - anti-male bullshit
• Dances with Wolves ! - politically correct boring garbage
• Jerry Maguire * - SHOW ME THE WAY OUTAHERE
• Ghost * - Whoopi Goldberg--spare me please
• The Prince of Tides * - I hate Barbara Striesand, she's like rancid budder
• Ulee's Gold * - incredibly dull, Peter Fonda as Forest Gump
• Howard's End * - dull and boring English bullocks
• The Thin Red Line * - a good war movie ruined by its useless verbal baggage
• The Piano * - mind numbingly boring. Prison inmates should be forced watch this movie over and over again as a fit punishment for the crimes.

! = Best Picture Oscar
* = Nominated for Best Picture Oscar

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