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Welcome to Mike's big ass webpage of stink and fury!
Mike
Stink
Fury
    So, who this this wonderful human being known as Mike, and what is his fascination with stink and fury? First let's take a little quiz about the man, to help us seperate the myth and legends from the facts.
True or False
1. Mike was born and raised in the
Greater Portland, Maine
area?
or
2. Mike is a 33 year old student  in cognitive biopsychology at
or
Bullshit?
3. Mike really really loves the
True?
or
Bullshit?
4. Mike never misses an opportunity to eat, no matter where he is?
UMaine
New York Yankees
Click on your answer below
True?
or
Bullshit?
5. Mike is an ancient Aramaic word for goat?
True?
or
Bullshit?
Multiple Chioce (Extra Credit)
According to Mike's philosophy (Mikeism), one should never miss an opportunity to do what?
A. Go for a jog?
B. Have a snack in the bathroom?
C. Donate to the Special Olympics?
D. Pass gas and blame it on your mother?
O.K., So what does any of this have to do with stink and fury? Very little I'm afraid, but hopefully it gave you a chance to giggle a little bit. Other than that I'm afraid this page serves no useful purpose. Hope you had as much fun reading it as I did making it.
Click here to see a flying pig!
Click here to see boobs!
Click here to see a huge penis!
Hey Kids, Ted Says...
True?
Bullshit?
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with the goal of obtaining his PhD. in neuroscience.
Only click here if you have 5 minutes to waste
Click here to see the greatest music video ever!
Click on this link to take a virtual tour of the University of Maine's Nature Trails
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