What household chore do you hate?

"The question should be: Is there any household chore I like?"

If you were trapped in a television show for one month, which show would it be?

"THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW, so I could silence all the guests, and on the final day, I'd eliminate the host."

If you could have an superpower, which would it be?

"The power to be invisible."

You couldn't be paid enough to do what job?

"As with any respectable person, the list of things I couldn't be paid enough to do would fill a library."

If you hold your own talk show, what would you do to make it unique?

"I'd revive FIRING LINE, which was the longest-running and most distinguished talk show in television history. It is sad to consider that my generation's answer to FIRING LINE is the inane POLITICALLY INCORRECT."