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DR. EVILS THOUGHTS OF ENGLAND

I first stumbled  upon this insigificant country whilst I was indulging in my regular Sunday barium meal. Ah, I thought, as the chamicals sluiced throught my colon, this will make a ideal dumping ground for the nuclear waste from my giant "laser" experiments. that was until i discovered a quaint little concrete village called "Birmingham".

  All those re-inforced breeze blocks and exhaust fumes remind me of my childhood, So in my infinite wisdom I have decided to turn "Birmingham" into a conversation area. I shall rename it "Eviltopia".

  I plan to rettire there when I hand over the reigns of my ebil empire to Mini-Me. Until then I shall have to live in the lap of luxury at the top of a skyscraper that doubles as a coffee shop.