Look! It’s GingaMan Red! Uh, I mean, the Red Galaxy Ranger, Leo Corbette! Ya know what? In keeping with the usual insane musings of our merry little group, Blue, Starhawk, and I have set out to give the leader of these new Rangers a nickname. And in the tradition of such historic nicknames as “SkunkBoy”, “BleachBoy”, “Paranoid Boy”, and “SpaceBoy”, the only rule is that it must end in “-Boy”. *smirk*

There seems to be a pattern forming with the names we’ve come up with so far. It looks like we’re picking on his amazing ability to stand in the line of fire and always get hit. Unlike the other Rangers, past and present, who can stand in the middle of an intergalactic war and the blasts will pass harmlessly by them. *smirk*

Want to add one? Want to pick your favorite? Just let us know! This list will keep growing, so join in our fun! *grin*

TargetBoy

KlutzBoy

Bulls-EyeBoy

FractureBoy

TooIgnorantToGetOutOfTheLineOfFireBoy

NeedsToRealizeWhenHe’sAtAHighRiskForGettingInjuredBoy

MyDeadBrotherWillAlwaysSaveMeBoy

TooNaiveToRealizeThatHe’llGetHurtBoy

JustTooDarnSlowToGetOutOfTheCrossfireBoy

SlugBoy

MistakenlyThinksHe’sInvulnerableBoy

IdiotBoy

GetOutOfTheWayBoy

Let'sHopeHeHasGoodMedicalCoverageBoy

NeedsSomeLifeInsuranceBoy

MagnaBoy'sFavoritePunchingBagBoy

IfLittleMagnaBoyWereHereHe'dKickHisAssTooBoy

I'mNotExpendable'CauseI'mTheLeaderBoy

TheyCan'tKillMeOrTheyWon'tBeAbleToUseTheLightsOfOrionBoy

BandageBoy

MummyBoy

DeathMissionBoy
(contributed by Silver Ranger Girl) Thanks! :)

RoadKillBoy

YouCanBeTheRedRangerBroBecauseI'veGotMagnaBoy'sSwordNowBoy

GoOnIDareYouToHitMeBoy

IWishTheyWouldStartTheNewSeasonSoICanMakeFunOfHimAgainBoy

MoveItOrLoseItBoy

MaybeIfIRipOffMyShirtInTheOpeningCreditsI'llGetUsHigherRatingsBoy
(well, he's right there. *smirk*)

OfCourseI'mTheFirstRangerToBleedOnTheShowWhoElseWouldItBeBoy

IBlewUpTheMegaShipAndNowI'mInDeepTroubleBoy

IScrewedUpBigAndI'mQuicklyBecomingTheMostHatedCharacterInPRBoy


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