Lord Wellington's Dungeon

LorD WelLinGton's DuNgeOn
What a bitchy slut, how dare you entering my suit in rudeness, without even knocking!! I can predict that you are from the future, by the look of your ugly nostrils and corpulent figure. Is that bags under your eyes, did you floss today, it seems not, whore!!Show your hand, now.... Come on, show it Show it durn ittt. Well you are definitely one whory person, you sleep like a dog, you eat like a pig and definitely a snobbish person indeed. You mutha f@&67r you should get out now before I burn your bitchy self, and that is my prediction. Adieu darling and for my love tips, I ran out of it, so next time, you betta come back.

RestOraTiOn
You should take 1/2 spoon of honey mixed with Irish paprika. Then take a couldron full of dahlia petals and coffee on a cup. Mix it gently while adding boiling water. Quickly add 5 chizzled mushrooms and vodka and stir in. After 3 second of stirring shove it up your bitchy mouth and you'll be unbitchy for sure..


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