Griselda's WitchCove

Griselda's WitchCove
Welcome...tales of slime bitch gives rash and spare me itch, followed with a thousand bore, born an ugly looking whore.. Tails of reptiles and brew of cold bitter mollass, this bitch will only do good to harrass. Well your future is pretty bad, child you must be prepared, the advent of your bitchiness is coming. Pray, for I cannot help you but to cast a spell. Your face is nothing but some slut's face, I can no longer look at it. I'm sorry but is that your nose or I'm just seeing things. That hair, that walk, your are definitely an weird looking whore. If I have to measure your bitchiness, my whoroscope thermometer will explode, you are nooot only ugly but also an Imbicile! What kind of mother bore you, child! You look so mentally retarded that your headddd is bigger than your body! impecable, darling, quick chant this spell...

SpeLl
Fair is fair, but bitch is bitch
Listen to me o Gaia spirit, help me from this very witch..
Prepare me for a tranformation
beyond image of a plastic surgeon
give me no longer of that bitchy symptoms
and stir me a good Dartoms
Oh hear ye.. spirit Tonaee from the breeze island o' Hawaii
Give slim fast and jenny craig
so I don't a lunch brake.. Hoingg... (repeat ten times a day)

Escape before I repelled the spell
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