Links That
Don't Stink
LOUD WARNING!
Links with a 
in front of them feature grown-up language and/or
politically incorrect humor ONLY. Caveat linktor! (That's faux
Latin for "let the Web-surfer beware!")
Best Free Stuff...
- The
Cult of Mike
The
Untitled Page
Something
Wicked This Way Comes
Three of my favorite GeoLadies sites: Katy Young's online
shrine to actor Michael Ironside, Dolores Hooper's textual
musings (and home of THE comprehensive Ironside
filmography), and Carla Brumble's witty SF/horror film
page. Visit 'em all!
- CyberSleaze
The latest rock 'n' roll gossip from ex-MTV'er Adam
Curry's Metaverse.Com
- Jackie The Jokeman's
Jokeland
Stand-up comedian, beer lover, and Howard Stern gagwriter
-- that's Jackie Martling. His site features some of the filthiest
jokes around, and some of the funniest, too. Stop in,
laff yer butt off, maybe buy one of his CD's or videotapes
or T-shirts or coffeemugs.
- Taglines
Galore!
More one-liners than you can shake a (virtual) stick at!
Searchable by keyword or category, or check out the "100
Random Taglines Of The Day."
- Famous Pied
Faces List
From Laurel and Hardy to Jodie Foster in Bugsy Malone,
a list of almost every celeb who's had a pie thrown at 'em.
With graphics links and reviews (some by yrs truly!)
- Joe Bob Briggs
Or, what you'd get if you crossed Siskel & Ebert with
a "You might be a redneck if..." joke. When it
comes to yahoo/white trash reviews of drive-in movies,
Joe Bob is The Man. Internet Fu. Three stars. Da Flatline
sez check it out.
- Home Bass
If you play bass, this is Moby Links for you.
Instruments, amps, accessories, players, all dedicated to
holding down that bottom line.
- Zippy
Meets Meta-HTML
Let Bill Griffith's (in)famous cartoon pinhead scramble
the contents of any Web site. Yow!
- Valley
URL
Another, like, totally awesome HTML filter, I am sure. Gag
me with a hypertext link...
- ONAWING&APRAYER
Productions, Ltd.
(No, my space bar didn't break, that's how it's spelled!)
Home of Ken Favata -- Web-page designer, First Amendment
activist, and celebrity-cheesecake bon vivant.
Stop in and ask to tour the stables...
Send mail to dflat@juno.com