Some Misc. Info About Yours Truly

My new, awesome MySpace profile.
So don't think I'm stuck on myself, i had a bunch of amusing pictures of myself and thought someone might enjoy looking at them, if anyone is interested in learning about the webmistress. Enjoy. (PS-the above picture is from Des Plaines, i'm getting ready for Trixie. It's one of the only pictures i like of myself.)

Wanna hear some of my thoughts? Really? Are you sure? O.K.

*PICTURES*
*Three shots of me when i was 15 and 16 years old. Yes, that is me. 1. 2. 3.
*Raggedy Mandi Shots. 1. 2. 3.
*Columbia in the park. 1. 2. 3.
*Trixie Mandi. 1. 2. 3. 4.

*LIKES/TURN ONS*
*Favorite TYPES of music: Industrial, Techno-Industrial, some Femme, old Alternative, misc.
*MUSIC: Skinny Puppy, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult & Front 242 are right up there, too! other music likes: Lords of Acid, Nick Drake, Portishead, Faith No More, oHgr, Nine Inch Nails, Everlast, Billie Holiday, Jane's Addiction, Download, Mr. Bungle, My Scarlet Life, Primus, Marilyn Manson, Bjork, Tricky, David Bowie, Ween, Tori Amos, Traci Lords, BT, Sneaker Pimps, Karma Sutra, Pigface, RevCo, Frontline Assembly, MC 900 Foot Jesus, The Tear Garden, Enigma, Legendary Pink Dots, Even in Blackouts (of Course!!), Ride, Butthole Surfers, old-school Ministry/Red Hot Chili Peppers, Single Gun Theory, John Lee Hooker, Henry Rollins' Spoken Word. (Favorite classical is Beethoven's Symphony #9 "Sonata Quasi Una Fantasia" ("Moonlight Sonata.")

*Favorite TYPES of movies: Comedy, drama, mystery, fantasy, musical, some sci-fi, misc.
*FAVORITE MOVIES: Rocky Horror Picture Show (Duh), Shock Treatment, Student Bodies, Foxfire, Orgazmo, Hackers, Dirty Duck, Spirit of '76, Dogs in Space (RIP Michael Hutchence), Pootie Tang, A Chorus Line, Cannibal: The Musical, Batman Returns, The Beat, Legend of Billie Jean, Heathers, Grease, Grease 2, Witches of Eastwick, Ever After, Clue, Labyrinth, Empire Records (yeah, i'll admit it...), The Craft, Mystery Men, Nightmare Before Christmas, Matilda, Sleeping Beauty, The Dark Crystal, The Last Unicorn, Pecker, Tank Girl, Blues Brothers, The Princess Bride, The Pirates of the Carribean, Big Fish, The Witches, Pump Up the Volume, Beetlejuice, Long Kiss Goodnight, Edward Scissorhands,, Wayne's World 1 & 2, Pulp Fiction, Freeway, Four Rooms, Legend, Noises Off, Return to Oz, Better Off Dead. On a side note, i love timothy burton, steve buscemi, and anything cirque du soleil. ;)

*FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Three's Company, Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Addams Family, Daria, South Park, SMURFS, Dexter's Laboratory, That 70's Show, Futurama, the now-defunct Another World, Aeon Flux, MXC (Most Extreme Challenge), Roseanne, One Life to Live, Whose Line is it Anyway?,Degrassi High/Jr. High, MST3K, Kids in the Hall, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Wallace & Gromit, Law & Order, Count Duckula. Just b/c i like these shows doesn't mean i watch them...i use the VCR timer. plus half of them aren't even on any more. TV sux.

*TURN ONS: SVX's, people who use their turn signals when driving, gentleness, sense of humour, a quick wit, honesty, sincerity, open-mindedness, cuddling a lot, industrial music, bettie page, when you're dating someone and they get you or make something for you just to let you know they're thinking about you, white roses, dead flowers (more natural in this state), chocolate, going on walks, rain, thunderstorms, vinyl, fishnet, long hair, shaved-punk-yet-current hair or certain dreadlock do's, chokers, corsets, piercings, afros, being laid-back, the ocean, the moon, big boots, rubber chickens, rubber duckies, tall stripper platforms (the bigger heel/platform, the cooler i feel!) Angelina Jolie, Harley's, people who know how to fucking support themselves, straightforwardness, interesting accents.

*DISLIKES/TURN-OFFS* *TYPES of music I hate: country, most rap, (gangster rap), most hip hop/R&B, easy listening, trendy crap.
*MUSIC I despise: Eminem, Mariah Carey, Garth Brooks, Offspring, Backstreet Boys & all the other little shit boy bands out there, the "new" busty Janet Jackson, Vanilla Ice, Poison, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Stone Temple Pilots, Blues Traveler, The Macarena, brittany spears/christina aguilera (can't tell the bitches apart), the majority of the "buzz clip" bands like Creed, Blink 182, etcetc.

*TYPES of movies i hate: HORROR, westerns, sports, war, most suspense, most slapstick, skinflix (tho i did watch the beginning of john wayne bobbit: uncut, everyone should see that it is hilarious, lemmy from motorhead finds the missing dick...).
*MOVIES I DESPISE: Titanic, Child's Play, Pet Cemetary, Last Exit to Brooklyn, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, The Mod Squad, Fargo, The Natural, Romeo & Juliet, Cruel Intentions, Election...There has to be more, dammit! What are they?!? I s'pose I've blocked them from my memory...

*TURN OFFS: People who don't use their turn signals, most religion, violence, LIARS, egomaniacs, cars as status symbols, stalkers, spiders, meat, sandals, racism/sexism/basically any form of bigotry or hatred, major name-brand clothes (except Catherine Coatney & Jeannie Nitro), Clinton, politics, laziness, getting tan, drugs, excessive swearing, excessive drinking, cigarettes, spicy food, being purposely ignored or forgotten, being blown off or hung up on, people who spend their whole lives making others feel inferior, people who judge without really looking or understanding.

*MISC. INFO*

Potato Casserole Recipe.

*MY COLLECTIONS: RHPS/Shock Treatment Memorabilia, anything SMURFY , Bats. Rubber Duckies, candles & cool candleholders, Porcelein dolls, aluminum cans, awesome dancer clothes, Rocky Horror Tshirts... Did i mention Smurfs? Oh, I did...

*MY OBSESSIONS: RHPS, Smurfs, chokers, SVX's, art, purple, black, piercings, bats, cars, rubber ducks, rubber chickens, my jobs, chocolate, animals, fetish clothes (to wear out, not use. (Catherine Coatney/Jeannie Nitro)). .

*MY PETS: Schnauzer/Australian Terrier puppy (Gromit--he looks like Scrappy Doo), 2 guinea pigs (Herman and Pip), Angora Hamster (Zeke), 2 siberian hamsters (Nix & Blix), 3 fighting beta fishies (no names yet), My ghost (Betty). I also still consider my deceased Poodle (Chewbacca/Chewy), my Lovebird (Vincinni/Vinni), my guinea pig Spanky, and my cockatiel (Cosmo) part of the family.

*GENERAL INFO:

*Born June 24th, 1977. that's the year elvis died, the day before George Michael's Birthday, and the same day as a Spanish holiday where they celebrate swimming pools (St. John's Day).
*MY JOBS: oil change shop; dancing & bartending(NOT stripping) at a biker bar, being a messy pain in the ass to my parents.
*BASIC INFO: I've been involved in Rocky Horror for 12 years now. I graduated in 2000 from college (UW-Parkside) with an art major (focus in computer graphics)/English Minor. I love sculpture, ceramics (porcelain), stipling, ebony shading, and abstract painting. I love Edvard Munch! (he's the one who made the Scream painting that the shitty Scream movies are copied off of. But my favorite painting of his is called "The Vampyre". check my art page for a picture.) I got dumped by my boyfriend of 1yr 8mos on Xmas eve of 1999 over religion. So at this point i'm pretty disgusted with religion, b/c it's my opinion that if you love someone, you can work through anything. but i guess not so that's where i am in my life. I have one evil sister (Kerry) who has a really cool husband (Brian), and my niece Izabella Marie (i call her Izzie, they call her Bella), (and their 3 cats Livia, Lottie, and Disco, and some misc. dog. plus kerry is due to have another baby girl in june!), one evil mom and a pretty cool dad (still married). I love chocolate, cheese, and fruits. Favorite dishes: potato casserole, rice royale, chocolate chip rice crispy treats, fettucine alfredo, homemade french fries, veggie burgers/hot dogs (i'm a vegetarian going on 14? years). This is how i feel a lot of the time. SPIDERS ARE EVIL!!! ALL OF THEM! Purple is a great color, black is a great non-color, and white clothes are a product of the devil. I'm a very reliable and trustworthy person. (altho i have problems showing up places on time...) My room is a junkpit of collections, art shit, clothes, and misc. stuff. I drive a 1992 Nissan Sentra XE coupe, I baby it. i also own a 1997 Subaru SVX LSi, black, MINT condition! Yay! I also have a 1997 Toyota Celica GT. it's beautiful! I have 27 piercings currently, i've pierced myself 31 times total. i have 3 in my nose, 13 in my left ear, 6 in my right ear, 3 in my bellybutton, and 2 hoops on the right side of my tongue. (i've pierced it twice more but taken it out. i plan on having 3 on one side and a barbell on the other side.) i've also pierced the web of my left hand twice (my favorite piercing).

THINGS I FIND HILARIOUS:
*Those stupid snap-on toupee's for bald guys.
*This was for sale on eBay. Tell me it doesn't look like Santa is getting it on with the My Little Pony. Go on, i know you're impressed.
*"Cat-Scans." Smushed cats. }:)
*Richard Simmons
*Mullets. EW.
*The "Rotato!"
*Home Shopping Network/QVC
*The Menards Guy, Ray
*Eagle Man!
*The Isuzu Vehi-cross. And the Pontiac Aztec. Ugh.
*Those chicks on ebay who wear underwear and then auction it to horny guys who will pay up to $50 for a single item. Pathetic.
*Late Night Phone Sex Commercials.
*It's always scary to be driving and look over to see the person in the car next to you picking their nose in total oblivion.
*People who bike around with a humongous neon helmet & every part of their body padded up.
*Oh yeah-and speedwalkers. Healthy, but pretty dorky-looking.
*Those funny street signs with the stick people, where it says "no dumping" or something and actually has a little stick figure of a dog taking a shit next to its owner.
*Harley's that are being ridden by yuppies or business men or-the funniest i've seen--a guy in flipflops.
*On the flip side, big tough burley guys riding little dinky yamaha's or suzuki's or something.
*Cats in full-loaf position. This is where they tuck every part of them underneath and they look like a loaf of bread. My guinea pig was in a constant state of full-loafness. What a great thing.

FAVORITE CATCH PHRASES:
*There are 2 kinds of people in this world: those who can count, and those who can't.
*He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
*Peace?!? Visualize using your turn signal!
*There are 2 things to know to gain you ultimate success in life:
1: Never tell everything you know.
*If abortion is murder, then male masturbation is involuntary manslaughter.
*Remember, there's no "I" in "TEAM"...but there is an "M" and an "E."
*Neuter Gingrich.

*Don't use large words where diminutive ones will suffice.
*Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
*Dear Aunty Em, Hate you, Hate Kansas. Took the dog. Love, Dorothy.
*Dear Dorothy, Hate you, Hate Oz. Took the ruby slippers. Good luck getting home. Love, Toto.
*Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
*Real Eyes Realize Real Lies.
*What do they ship styrofoam in?
*Why do you park on driveways and drive on parkways?

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