Subjects I shall be ranting about:

    I'll be attempting to add to this and rework it on a regular basis...

    PCs and why Macs are better
    Pros and Cons of Being a tall girl
    Random Rantings (or what REALLY irritates me)
    A Helpful list for Guys....
    Things I like (imagine that!)

Just bear with me- ok?
There's always been a huge debate/fight/all out war about who's computer OS is better, Mac or the "PC". The author is extreemly biased, having used both a Mac and PC and whereas finding them both powerful, the Mac is far more intuitave and useful. But like I said, I am biased. For me, as a student, the mac is powerful, but yet at the same time easy to use. I can't spend 5 hours searching for a missing directory on my C drive- I need to find my files and be able to work on them. Easy is hard. It is obvious that the harder you program something, the more polished and easier it will be to use- right? What's so wrong with a computer that's easy to use? Isn't it macho enough? If you feel so, inform me. I would love to know.

Gentlemen, I would like to know what's wrong with tall girls? Do you like to be able to tuck the little woman under your arm or what? Perhaps we intimidate you. Being viewed as some sort of Amazon princess has it's disavantages. Believe it or not, you tall guys should know this, we don't like to be asked why we aren't playing basketball. Then again, being tall has it's advantages. We tend to be slimmer and have good body shape. Also, I'm less likely to be hit on by a "Hey there Baby-" kind of guy. People are also going to come up and ask you why you don't model. Highly flattering, but then again, I'm kinda superficial, but trying to work on it. No one messes with you thinking you to be tough, so that solves the problems of fights. Okay, by now, at least I hope so, you have a curiousity about how tall I am. 5 feet, 11 and a half inches, and proud of every inch of it...

Stuff I HATE!

1. Guys chasing down blondes, or staring and then saying, "I don't even like blondes..." or...
2. "She's just a friend!"
3. "I need my space." Then laying their head on your lap.
(I just noticed I'm ranting specifically about guys, I am sorry- just let it go- I need this :) )
4. FLIRTING!!!! Just don't do it. It's not a good idea. Don't look stupid just for a guy- okay?
5. People saying, "You're freaking out." It's okay- you're just too retarted to know I was joking!
6. People talking about people behind their back. Especially some girl barely clothes with it all hanging out commenting out how some other girl is a slut. Oh-kay then.
7. People that whine (like me).
8. Boys acting all macho around their friends but all different by themselves.
9. Just generally acting stupid.
10. Stupid lists!

Here's some help for you guys out there-

TOP 21 WAYS TO MAKE A WOMAN FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU

1. Call her the next day.
2. Always laugh at her jokes.
3. Tell her (truthfully) that you can't wait to see her again.
4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.
5. Call her just to say you were thinking about her.
6. Bring her a teddy bear and chicken soup when she's sick.
7. Write her a poem.
8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).
9. Bring her flowers for no reason.
10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.
11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.
12. Kiss her in the middle of a sentence.
13. Take her for a walk at sunset and stay to look up at the stars. 14. Tell her something about you that no one else knows.
15. Remind her that you still think she's beautiful.
16. Take a bubble bath together.
17. Watch a sappy movie with her.
18. Surprise her with a candlelight dinner.
19. Never stop trying to impress her.
20. Tell her you love her.
21. Never forget how much she means to you.

New, Revised, and Less Schmoopy.... TOP 21 WAYS TO MAKE A WOMAN FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU

1. Leave the seat down so she doesn't fall in the toilet.
2. Always laugh at her jokes.
3. Tell her (truthfully) that you can't wait to see her again.
4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.
5. Call her just to say you were thinking about her.
6. Bring her comics and some miso when she's sick.
7. Write her a poem (in iambic pentameter).
8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).
9. Bring her flowers for no reason.
10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.
11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet (like chocolate).
12. Kiss her in the middle of a sentence.
13. Take her to the zoo and let her frolic.
14. Tell her something about you that no one else knows.
15. Remind her that you still think she's smart, even after she *accidently* microwaved a metal spoon.
16. Take a bubble bath together.
17. Watch an Ewan McGregor movie with her.
18. Surprise her with any sort of cooked food.
19. Never stop trying to impress her.
20. Tell her you love her.
21. Give her more closet space.

Stuff I like.....

1. My crazy friend Kit. You don't know him, but if you did, you'd know why I put him here.
2. Chocolate.
3. People. Family, teachers, friends...
4. Animals! We can learn about ourselves by holding a goat. (It honestly works)
5. Learning, and new adventures
6. Wenatchee (don't tell anyone)

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