Don't Make Me Give It Up
I got network TV basic cable too
I got UHF I get Pay Per View
I got the Brady Bunch, Golden Girls
Facts of Life, A Different World
Doogie Howser, Cosby Show
Letterman, Arsenio
Gilligan, The Price is Right
60 Minutes, Vanna White
Thirtysomething, Wonder Years
MTV, Roseanne, and Cheers
Full House, Seinfeld
Star Trek, a mind meld.
Don't make me give it up.
L.A. Law, Jeopardy
Dallas, Coach, and Dynasty
Murphy Brown, Happy Days
Jeffersons, Growing Pains
Andy Griffith, Weather Channel
Sally Field, and Oprah's Panel
Honeymooners, HBO
Cinemax and 210.
News shows, talk shows
miniseries, game shows.
Don't make me give it up!
Now I don't usually like to gloat
but let me tell you 'bout my remote.
I can turn it on, turn it off, turn it up, and turn it down
freeze the frame, back it up, stop the tape, mute the sound.
Channel up, channel down, crank it high, keep it low
show the date, set the time, monotone, or stereo!
On the couch or in the bed,
there's nothing like that infrared.
Don't make me give it up!
After this point in the song my tape is freaking out. If anyone knows
the rest of the words, please email them to me ASAP :)
