The Top 10 Ways to Protest Roundhouse's Cancellation

10. Refuse to wear anything but flannel until it returns.
9. See if that Unabomber guy will make a bomb that looks like a Doc Marten.
8. Tape your parent's eyes open and make them watch Roundhouse until their heads explode. (What a way to go!)
7. Put wheels and a motor on your dad's easy chair.
6. Yell "Reprise the theme song and roll the credits!" at the end of every phone conversation.
5. Give your dad a dance bumper for Father's Day.
4. Refuse to sing any hymns in church except "Jump in the Fire."
3. Make the Roundhouse logo out of Spam and Macaroni and force feed it to Nickelodeon executives.
2. Call up a radio station 10,000 times requesting "I Want to be a Rebel."
1. Chain yourself to the front of Nickelodeon Studios and sing "I Only Want to be Me."

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