FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS AND ENJOY THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! THE ADVENTURE HAS BEGUN IN SUNNY , FLORIDA......THROUGHOUT THE TOUR WE WILL BE HITTING SMALL HONKY TONKS BETWEEN MAJOR CITY STOPS.......OUR NEXT MAJOR STOP WILL BE ATLANTA, GEORGIA....FROM THERE WE HEAD TO BILOXI, MISSISSIPPI......NEXT WE STUMBLE INTO NEW ORLEANS....THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS WHERE WE MIGHT STAY A BIT....
OUT OF NEW ORLEANS WE HEAD TO TEXAS ..... NEVADA......ARIZONA......AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST....WE STUMBLE INTO THE CITY OF ANGELS IN SUNNY CALIFORNIA.....GRAB YOUR BAGS AND GET ON THE BUS FOR THE WILDEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE.....SEATS STILL AVAILABLE....JOIN OUR TWO CRAZY BARTENDERS AS THEY STUMBLE ALONG EAST TO WEST.....WEST TO EAST.....NORTH TO SOUTH....AND SOUTH TO NORTH....
SPACE AND GERG.....THE CRAZY BARTENDERS WHO WILL BE DRUNK OFF THEIR ARSE.
SCRUFF....THE BUS DRIVER WEAVING THE TOUR ACROSS THE LAND.
AYLA...TOUR MANAGER...RESPONSIBLE FOR BOOKING CITY APPEARANCES & OUR OFFICIAL TEQUILA TASTER!
TASHAL.99.....THE DJ KEEPING THE BUS ROCKIN ALL NIGHT LONG.
SPLIFF...THE BBQER...COOKIN THE GRUB FOR ALL TO EAT.
LEA...OUR WAITRESS..SERVING ALL OUR PASSENGERS ALONG THE WAY.
MISS KITTY....PHOTOGRAHER....CAPTURING ALL FUNNY MOMENTS AS WE STUMBLE ALONG.
MOONIE.....THE GRAPE SQUISHER...PROVIDING US WITH FRESH WINE ALONG THE WAY.
T-BEAR & TJ....TAG TEAM MAP READERS AND KEEPING THE BARTENDERS STRAIGHT.
KIMBERLY....TAN COORDINATOR WHO WILL KEEP US FROM BURNING.
LINDA...WHO WILL BE MAPPING THE ADVENTURE THROUGH LYRICAL POETRY.
LEGAL EAGLE....OUR LEGAL SUPPORT...HOPEFULLY KEEPING OUR ARSES OUT OF THE SLAMMER!
REBOK...THE TUTOR FOR OUR TARBENDERS...PREPARING THEM FOR THEIR APPEARANCES.
SMOKE...KEG CHANGER...KEEPIN THE SUDS FLOWING.
SKYE...MAKE-UP ARTIST...KEEPIN THE TARBENDERS LOOKIN GOOD FOR THEIR VARIETY ACTS.
STONE DAGAIN...GIGOLO...READY TO PROVIDE HIS TALENTS FOR THE LADIES WHEN NEEDED.
DANGEROUS BLONDE...TOUR BUS ENTERTAINER.
ELLE FRESCO...ONE OF OUR TOUR GROUP SECURITY GUARDS.
HOTREDHEAD...OUR OTHER TOUR SECURITY GUARD.
CRAZY SEXY COOL...THE GIGOLOS PERSONAL BODYGUARD.
TOMCAT...OUR PRIZED MASCOT AND DESIGNATED DRIVER IF NEEDED.
DD...OUR VALUED FINANCIER..HER CREATIVE INVESTMENTS WILL MAKE THE TOUR A SUCCESS.
MTN BABE...TOUR NURSE...CHECKING BLOOD LEVELS IN OUR ALCOHOL SYSTEMS.
PURPLE 69...COED NUDE SPORTS ADVISOR...KEEPIN US IN TIP TOP SHAPE.
RINKO...OUR EYE IN THE SKY...USING HIS PARROT SKILLS TO CHECK TRAFFIC.
STARMAN...OUR MECHANIC...KEEPIN THE BUS RUNNING IT'S BEST.
SKOOLY...OUR OFFICIAL NUT INSPECTOR....BEER NUTS THAT IS.
B-GIRL...OUR LIGHTING SPECIALIST...PUTTIN ON THE BEST OF LIGHT SHOWS.
MAD DOG...RESIDENT DRINKER AND ASSISTANT KEG CHANGER...A REAL TROOPER!
SKIMBLE...A MOST VALUED PASSENGER...SHE IS OUR RAY OF SUNSHINE.
WELL...THE TOUR HAS STARTED MY FRIENDS....HOPE YOU'LL ENJOY THE ADVENTURES OF OUR TWO TARBENDERS AND THEIR FRIENDS......JUST CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW TO HEAD TO MIAMI.....THE PAGES DO HAVE SOME GRAPHICS ON THEM...SO PLEASE BE PATIENT WHEN LOADING...THANKS....ALSO....THIS WILL BE A BAR BY BAR TOUR.....WITH LINKS CONNECTING TO THE NEXT BAR OR ADVENTURE......BUT IT WILL BE STEP BY STEP.....SO WATCH FOR NEW LINKS TO APPEAR.....SO ENOUGH SAID.....LET'S GO.....GET READY TO STUMBLE.....KEG BY KEG...BOTTLE BY BOTTLE...MOMENT BY MOMENT.....THERE'S NEVER A DULL MOMENT WITH THE SPACE-N-GERG TOUR!
OK....LET'S GO TO MIAMI!
THE TOUR LIVES AGAIN! LATEST PAGE - Miracles never cease...it's finally here....enjoy...hehehehe...LICKY STICKY
** LINKS TO AID YOU IN STUMBLIN' ALONG WHERE YOU LEFT OFF:
TIME TO REST & RECOVER!...
PARTEEE AT THE PALACE!!...
BREAK TIME AGAIN!...
JAMMIN' AT JAMS!...
FUN IN THE SUN!...
WHO SAYS CRIME CAN'T BE FUN!...**hehehe**
**singin' along w/Willie:**..."ON THE ROAD AGAIN"!...
OUTRAGEOUS IN ORLANDO!!...
JUST CHILLIN'!...
COME & GET SLOPPY W/US AT THE SALOON!!...
THE SKYE'S THE LIMIT!!!...
YOU'LL NEED YOUR 'DEPENDS' FOR THIS PAGE!!...**hehehe**
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