*** This is an edited log of a regular chat following the October 6, 1996 episode "Swear to God, This Time We're Not Kidding." I have edited it down to just those questions and comments to which Dean and Grant responded. *** Mr NandoX: Dean: Just so you know, I'm the better half of the Krypton Club duo. =) Mocharoma: Dean, is Independence the name of a city in California? DGC1113: Ahhh, Mr. NandoX DGC1113: The producers are thinking of changing the title from "Independence" to something else... GR12352: DGC...if you are really Dean...did you see me on Friday? CCliffD: Liked the reference Chris O'Donnel had on Leno to Batman, Robin and Superman playing bsktbl DGC1113: Who are you, GR? DGC1113: Chris forgot to mention the outcome of the hoops game! GR12352: Someone near and dear to your heart...and to your trailer DGC1113: Hey, Grant. GR12352: Hey Kathex: This is one frustrated fan...our local ABC affiliate CUT the promo for next week's episode! DGC1113: Grant, such an interesting moniker for such a talented writer... GR12352: Next week is Tempus, HG Wells and the honeymoon... DGC1113: Sorry, topo many questions at once. DGC1113: Floating on the ceiling and ... GR12352: DCG..okay...you check out DGC1113: Thanks, I have other references...:) CoweyHere: But is Grant legit? CraigByrne: Hey Dean, is it correct to assume that "Dean Live" last week was an imposter? DGC1113: Yes, imposter, Craig. DGC1113: Yes, real Grant now.. RAMROCH: dean...you must be sooo happy that L&C are finally married... DGC1113: I love that they're married now. Now it gets FUN! GR12352: Dean...don't stay up too late. You have an early, wet call tomorrow DGC1113: Actually, Grant...Lincoln will do all the first stuff...I'll be in the Gym at 9:30...:) GR12352: Poor Linc... DGC1113: We're shooting in the "Green" rain. EEganWA: Hey Dean, you saying I'll miss you in the gym tomorrow? Bummer. :) CoweyHere: And you have an outline to do, Grant. GR12352: Cowey...show yourself! DGC1113: EEganWA, you go to the WB gym? Tc2pipiens: Dean - are you going to write any episodes for L&C this season? DGC1113: Don't think I'll write. Too tired. No energy. DBurton973: Bummer Dean...we like your stuff.... DBurton973: More ways than one... DBorgesny: DEAN: ever going to do another OFF CAMERA? DGC1113: Thanks! DGC1113: No more off Camera, either. Sorry. DGC1113: Sorry, I've been talking to AMY...missed the last 5 min. JillianMac: Dean, wanna comment on the "ceiling" sex scene? ;-) Teri did! :) lol! GR12352: DGC...you didn't miss much...they want nude photos of you again DGC1113: She told? LittlRed1: Dean: Gina Minervini mentioned you weren't going to do any more Off Camera. Sorry to hear that. DGC1113: NUDE photos? DGC1113: Gina? Who knows Gina? GR12352: I guess I can sell them mine DGC1113: She did the voice stuff for Off Camera. DGC1113: I NEVER posed for any NUDE photos! GR12352: Okay...JUST A JOKE! DBorgesny: DEAN: Why no more OFF CAMERA? I'm a producer, and loved it. DGC1113: The networks wouldn't bite. Everyone had their own version...I didn't want to host anymore. DanaCKent: Dean,I luv you and must know did you actually sign the postcard I got from sending you a birthdy card? DGC1113: Dana, was it signed on the back? Mr NandoX: Dean: You *are* going to write more episodes this season, aren't you? Virtually Destroyed Mr NandoX: was a great episode... DGC1113: I'd like to write, but no time... RAMROCH: Dean...did you and teri have any input in writing those vows? DGC1113: We didn't write the vows, but we ammended them where we saw fit, after we discussed it with the prod DGC1113: ucers. Karet 24: Dean~ Do you like teh Oriales? And Cal? DGC1113: Love the Oriols. Mocharoma: Dean, too bad about the Dodgers, huh? Mocharoma: Dean, did you have fun playing at the Hollywood Stars Night game at Dodgers Stadium? DGC1113: Dodgers are my favorite team. I wear a Dodgers jersey over the Sman outfit. Boo hoo. BrianaMJ: Dean, anymore Rock And Jock's coming? LeighRagln: Was that your own Buffalo Bills hat back in Lord of the Flys, Dean? DGC1113: I didn't rock and Jock this year, because there were no NBA players there. DGC1113: Hey, Leigh. No not my hat, but I chose it!@ EEganWA: Dean, heard you were going to be at the Nicole Parker Memorial? Did you make it? DGC1113: I played for Nicole today. LeighRagln: Dean, loved it. DGC1113: Thanks, Leigh. JillianMac: Have you seen 2 Days in the Valley yet? :-) EEganWA: Sadly, had my own softball game to attend. How did you do? DGC1113: Not yet. DGC1113: I hit a couple homers (the fence was short) DGC1113: It was too hot out there today! GR12352: About a 100 degrees and smoggy in LA DGC1113: Corey, you're dead. CCliffD: How about golf, say you in the ep with Phil Mickelson, do you play? DGC1113: Only that day. BrianaMJ: 100 degrees? Cool, that's what I lived with for 9 weeks... in long shirts and pants. :-( DBorgesny: Dean: will u ever do a show in NY? DGC1113: Yuck. Mocharoma: Dean, what college football team are you betting on this season? DGC1113: I doubt we'll do a show in NY. $$$ DGC1113: Princeton. GR12352: Sorry...didn't mean to start and national weather report Mocharoma: Dean, did you film the honeymoon ep in L.A.? DGC1113: We shoot everything in LA AnnieMaGo: I'd pay very good money to see you Dean. VERY good. DGC1113: How much? RAMROCH: dean..did you have any trouble with censors for next week's ep? (and you thought my scenarios were hot DGC1113: No censor problems. A lot of innuendo, some flesh...:) EEganWA: Dean, so what's your basic asking price? ;) DanaCKent: Your flesh I hope DGC1113: Ask me in the gym, EEgan DGC1113: Wow, dana Karet 24: Now is this dean or teri flesh we see? DGC1113: We see both people's flesh, after all, you can't have clothes on when you're...well I guess you could GR12352: Dean...by the way...I think they liked tonight's episode DGC1113: That's the consensus, Grant DGC1113: I like next week's better. Gonk 101: Dean--did you pick up your mail? GR12352: Kath...next week's show is very funny, sexy, great villians, great L&C stuff DGC1113: No offense to Johnny Mac CCliffD: Is there concern about the ratings so far this season? DGC1113: What mail? DGC1113: No ratings concern. Grant do they know? GR12352: No... DGC1113: Can I say?... DGC1113: Grant? GR12352: The fact is, ABC loves us and tells us that we are safe for this season DGC1113: Grant is calling the studio, and sweating GR12352: It's a little too early to tell about next year Gonk 101: WHO IS GRANT? DGC1113: Grant is one of our producer/writers BrianaMJ: This year is safe, but next year???? DGC1113: Don't know. GR12352: Let us just get through this one first DanaCKent: DEAN, you would do another season wouldn't you if they asked? DBorgesny: Dean, you'd like NY better. DGC1113: Dana...I have to. I'm under contract. DGC1113: I'll be in NY in Nov. CraigByrne: Dean: Would you consider playing Superman in the movies... if asked? DGC1113: For the right $$$! DanaCKent: DEAN, how long are you guys signed for? Tc2pipiens: NY?? For what??? GR12352: You people on the East must be tired! DGC1113: Forever. DGC1113: I'll vivit Princeton in Nov. JEAGAN: Dean: I'm seeing a coorelation here with you and ....$$$:) Gonk 101: I'm so tired...I'm ready to type with my head. DGC1113: Just kidding...$$$ Karet 24: Dean....what is this rumor that teri is ducking out for the 5th season? DGC1113: News to me... GR12352: Gonk...we need you fresh for next week. Get some rest Tc2pipiens: I'm checking out colleges this year - when will you be at Princeton? CCliffD: I have two words for her....David Caruso DGC1113: Can't say for sure...:) DGC1113: OOOOOOHHHH, the Caruso line! DBorgesny: Dean, u should have gone to Villanova. DGC1113: Philadelphia? AnnieMaGo: Dean, you're always in my dreams. GR12352: When you talk about Caruso, don't forget McLean Stevenson and Donny Most DGC1113: Thanks, annie. How old are you? DBurton973: Dean, you know Princeton has a fan club for you??? AnnieMaGo: 21. I'm legal. DGC1113: There's a PU fan club? DGC1113: :) Annie. DGC1113: News to me... DGC1113: Good. JRivas6327: Dean: Were you in Tucson,AZ like 2 years ago? DGC1113: For what? JR? CraigByrne: You know Dean if you watch fX, you can be seen in the promo for "Life Goes On" =^) DGC1113: Ohh, my. Life comes back to haunt you! AnnieMaGo: DEAN: You said that Drew Barrymore was a youngin, and she's my age so..... Mocharoma: Dean, I remember you and Teri at the Super Bowl in Atlanta three years ago. DGC1113: I loved working with Drew. An angel. DGC1113: Yep, Moch. We were there. DGC1113: I like younger women. Older women. Women my age...:) Karet 24: Dean....what is your middle name? DGC1113: George. AnnieMaGo: DEAN: That's so sweet! I am WAY too in love right now! DGC1113: :) AnnieMaGo: I'm probally going to fall again....OUCH!! DGC1113: :) DLMIT: Dean - ET did a spot in April of you doing a TopCat show - what is that about?? GR12352: Dean's going to hurt himself grinning Mocharoma: Dean, 11 is your favorite number, right? What's the significance of 13? DGC1113: Top Cat was a live animated interview show. New technology with a virtual character asking live quest DGC1113: 13 was my best friend's number in College. DanaCKent: Dean, 11 is my favorite number. Wasn't that your number at Princeton DLMIT: Has it or will it air nationally DGC1113: Yep, 11 at Princeton, 36 at Buffalo./ DGC1113: No idea when or where Top Cat will air. Karet 24: Dean, do you have a relavtive in Kentucky named Stacey cain...she claimed to be you Mocharoma: Dean, you didn't get 11 when you played for the Bills, right? DGC1113: Don't think I have relatives in Kentucky. Am sure I don't. CCliffD: What did producers do before AOL? DGC1113: I couldn't wear 11 at Buffalo. Scott Norwood had it already. The LesS: Grant be sure to tell John he did a great job on the episoode GR12352: CC...we just sat around and wondered what everyone was thinking DanaCKent: DEAN, what would've you done to change tonight's show if you could? GR12352: Less...he knows. DGC1113: I wasn't too sure on the "Mike" thing... DGC1113: Craig... RAMROCH: grant..meant to tell you last time...but seriously, When Irish Eyes..was one of my *favorite* eps.. GR12352: Ram...you and me and maybe seven other people...but thanks DGC1113: I liked the actor, but it was very surreal... The LesS: Grant, in two or three weeks your first of season for will be on... Zoomway: Grant, you had great info on voodoo, etc. did you research it for Never on Sunday GR12352: Less...this is true...episode #6 GR12352: Actually, zoom, it was all first hand experience Mocharoma: Dean, are you willing to divulge any enthralling detail about next week's honeymoon ep? BTW DGC1113: Ahhhh DLMIT: Any more episodes with your mother - or sister? DGC1113: No. GR12352: Me too DGC1113: Yes, my mom will be around again. And my sister, too. DBorgesny: Dean, could Clark get Lois pregnant or is it like a dog trying to impregnate a cat? DGC1113: Lois can get pregnant. I think. GR12352: Lois can definitely get pregnant RAMROCH: dean..do you want L&C to have a baby in fifth season..don't you think it's too soon? DGC1113: I'd like it to happen in season 4 Zoomway: it's official, right from a producer, Fertile Lane Zoomway: woops, she's a Kent now, or is she a Lane-Kent? GR12352: I didn't say she was going to get pregnant...just that she is able to... DBorgesny: Dean, will the baby fly and stuff? or will it be like Tabitha? DGC1113: She's just Lois Lane. DGC1113: We'll have to see what happens to the baby, if there is one. LeighRagln: No Lois Lane Kent or Lois Lane-Kent? JRivas6327: my Mom is nagging *get off* Mocharoma: Dean, how many children do you want? JRivas6327: LOL yeah right Mom DGC1113: Just Lois Lane. GR12352: JR...listen to your mom! DGC1113: Good question AnnieMaGo: DEAN CAIN Is more important than anything!!! He is everything!! AUghhhh! DGC1113: :) JEAGAN: Dean:Are we going to see Star ever again??? CoweyHere: DGC, who are your acting role models? ZazuDMH: who's writing next weeks ep? DGC1113: Star is gone... GR12352: Next week's ep is written by Brad Kern DGC1113: Cowey, you are gonna get it. JRivas6327: Dean: Yell at my Mom please :) DGC1113: Who is your mom? GR12352: Cowey...don't you have a call sheet to put out? LeighRagln: McNamara said #8 was called Bob And Carol And Lois & Clark. Can you say anything abt it? DGC1113: Cowey, don't you have anything to do? GR12352: Leigh...it's a funny script. Not yet cast or shot CoweyHere: DGC, if you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be? GR12352: Cowey...if you needed a new job, where would you look DGC1113: I'd be a fir tree. AnnieMaGo: Well, I'm glad I'm a WOMAN!!! DGC1113: Go, annie WshIWsLois: There's going to be a zillion posts now about what kind of fir and why. DGC1113: Any fir. Zoomway: Dean, Tracey just IMed me and wanted to thank you for signing her birthday card DGC1113: My pleasure. CherylF4: Dean - lots of fir trees here in Oregon! ;-) JRivas6327: oh boy I've gotta go :( GR12352: See ya' JR DGC1113: Like Oregon... EEganWA: Cowey, what do you do for the show? JEAGAN: Dean: You should be a firm tree...I mean sturdy...like an oak DGC1113: Cowey, what DO you do for the show? GR12352: Yes...what EXACTLY? DGC1113: Well done, JEAGAN! Tc2pipiens: Dean - talk some sense into my mom!!! She wants me to leave!!!! Clark XX: okay, one more try at this, *DEAN*, did you have a good time at the game today? CoweyHere: I am just a loyal fan. Wouldn't miss it for the world, unless "Kirk" is on. DGC1113: Mom, leave her alone... DGC1113: The game was fun, but too hot! GR12352: See you in the AM, DCG Zoomway: Dean, the wife of Bill Kidd who does music with Jay wants you in Room 2 if you can go DGC1113: Night, Grant. GR12352: And, see you to, "Cowey" DGC1113: What is room 2? LeighRagln: Dean, how'd you like doing the fashion show? Mr NandoX: Dean: The "other" L&C room. OnlineHost: GR12352 has left the room. DGC1113: Ahhh. DGC1113: The fashion show was fun. Painless. Mr NandoX: You know if he leaves, every one of us will flock to fill room 2, so there's no point in Mr NandoX: moving... DGC1113: Not leaving. JillianMac: Was the fashion show in LA or SF? DGC1113: LA JillianMac: Cause I know theres one in SF DGC1113: Then they come to LA for one night. CoweyHere: Dean, is it true that your favorite film of all time was "Beaches?" DGC1113: Cowey... DGC1113: Cowey, you kill me. And now I'm going to have to kill you. Donna H7: We all know it was "The Princess Bride" :) DGC1113: Princess Bride. #1 DGC1113: Cowey never has a bad day. Mr NandoX: Hey, should Lois *really* have been wearing white to the wedding? DGC1113: No white for Lois. Mocharoma: Dean, I'd like to be your Buttercup. ;) Mocharoma: Will you be my Westley? DGC1113: Love to. DanaCKent: dEAn, asssss youuuu wiiiiiiish DGC1113: Dana...very cute.:) DanaCKent: DEAN, it's all from my heart DGC1113: Cowey... CraigByrne: Dean, what episode is your favorite you've done so far? DGC1113: Next week's episode was my fav. DGC1113: Watch next week!@ CraigByrne: So tell us Dean... did Teri really say that thing about "Somebody better give me an orgasm!" DGC1113: Yes, Craig. She did. Donna H7: Dean what did you say then? DGC1113: Censored. Mocharoma: Dean, you don't need to plug any episode with you in boxers! Mocharoma: Or any episode with you for that matter! DGC1113: Thanks, Moch! DGC1113: You have to watch!!! DGC1113: There will be cowboys, cowgirs, knights, Midieval stuff, wizards, etc...next week. Oh, and Sex. DanaCKent: DEAN, what a spolier, tell us more, tell us more DGC1113: Sword fights, gun play, etc... AnnieMaGo: I know what kind of play I want DGC1113: Annie........ Kathaberri: dean, sounds totally like the beginning of Princess Bride, when the grandpa is trying to con DanaCKent: DEAN, I'm an turning an evil shade of green with envy... Kathaberri: vince the little boy about reading the book ABC Amy: And so are Dean's legs Dana...Next week ; ) DGC1113: True, Kath... RAMROCH: dean..did you and teri actually ride a horse next ep? DBorgesny: Does superman's equiopmant work?? DGC1113: Lots of horseback riding --- DGC1113: Superman's equipment works VERY well. DGC1113: Well done, Amy, with the "green" comment. DanaCKent: DEAN, I just said I am green with envy, what does that have to do with... Demi22: Dana: GREEN HOSE DGC1113: Yep, green hose. Tc2pipiens: Dean - Will you do the Rosie O'Donnell show?? DanaCKent: DEAN, I prefer the black spandex myself DGC1113: I'd be on Rosie, but I need time off, first. DGC1113: Black spandex were cool... Tc2pipiens: Dean - did you like the black? Noticed all the shots were waist up.... DGC1113: Had to be waist up. I called the black outfit something else (can't say it here) Mocharoma: Dean, saw a pic of you in the L.A. Times last week. You look great in a fedora! DGC1113: Thanks Mocha DLMIT: Dean - heard you had not been feeling well - if true - glad you're better DGC1113: Thanks. I've been hurtin in the stomach. BrianaMJ: Ulcers? DGC1113: No ulcers, but I need some time off. CoweyHere: Did you need a codpiece, DGC? DGC1113: Feeling better now. cowey...you are dead. AnnieMaGo: Cowey, who are you???? Kathex: Gotta watch out for stress Dean...I can relate... DGC1113: Cowey works with us... Lou65: Dean, is your sister in acting yet? DGC1113: Thanks, Kath... CoweyHere: Take tomorrow off? But I work at one of Kathie Lee Gifford's clothing shops and can't take time off. DGC1113: My sister is studying acting. DGC1113: Sweatshop for Cowey. DBorgesny: Dean, oh Cowey is your sister. AnnieMaGo: I'll be the trailer trash!! DGC1113: Cowey is a man. Not any relation to me... DGC1113: Annie... DLMIT: Does your sister have a stagename? Has she appeared in anything we would know about/ DGC1113: She hasn't started working yet. Just studying. CoweyHere: I am all of your guardian angels...in fact it is bedtime for all of you!!! DGC1113: LOL JEAGAN: Dean: We really have a serious question for you!! DGC1113: Go, Jeagan JEAGAN: Okay...did you or did you not lose your 2% fat you were trying to lose Four U Two: DEAN> PLEASE SAY SOMETHING TO ME. I'D LOVE TO TALK TO YOU! DGC1113: I'm at a svelte 4.8% DGC1113: What would you like me to say, Four? Mocharoma: Wow! 4.8% Impressive! :) DGC1113: 4.*% too low. LeighRagln: Are Clark and Lois going to live in CK's or Lois' apt? DGC1113: Neither, Leigh. RAMROCH: dean, is teri very light to carry..must be... DGC1113: Teri is light. CCliffD: Gotta have a hidden compartment for those suits AnnieMaGo: Anyone want to compare stats???? DGC1113: Hmmmmm. CCliff.. DGC1113: Okay, Annie, compare. CoweyHere: Enough of me, the Devil's Advocate. I for one have to get up early. Can't mess w/Kathie Lee!! DGC1113: Cowey, I'm not in till 9. :) Sorry. Lou65: Dean, this may be dumb but what nationality are you? Completely DGC1113: I'm a mix. Mostly English (Welsh), 25% Japanese. RAMROCH: dean...have you seen 2 days in the Valley? DGC1113: Not yet. CoweyHere: Buh-bye Tc2pipiens: Dean - I have a question I've always wondered about...please answer!!! DGC1113: Buh-bye,. Kistiputin: hey Dean, can I ask a favor? DGC1113: shoot. Tc2pipiens: How does the suit come off? Lou65: Ok, so you must not like the CD question... Kistiputin: People, in the other room would like to chat with you, would you go? Tc2pipiens: Is there a zipper or something? DGC1113: Elton John's Love Songs. DGC1113: Yep. Tc2pipiens: Dean...do you have an offical answer? DGC1113: What, Tc? Tc2pipiens: How does the suit come off? Nljfs: DEAN -- read your mail... please. DGC1113: Never read the mail. DanaCKent: DEAN, never read email or regular mail or both? DGC1113: email. DGC1113: Tc, what's the question? Tc2pipiens: The question is how do you get the suit off? DGC1113: Yes, there's a zipper. Mocharoma: Dean, do you have Elton John's "Duets" CD? DGC1113: don't like "Duets" ClaraBell: Dean, are you writing anymore episodes this season? DGC1113: No writing this year. DGC1113: phoinbe call DGC1113: Sorry, I'm on the phone... DGC1113: I'm on phone... DGC1113: On phone... DGC1113: phone... RAMROCH: goodnight Dean, if you're on the phone..hope you don't hurt yourself next week-- DGC1113: night, Ram DanaCKent: DEAN, I LOVE YOU - THAnks for coming - Good night DGC1113: night dana AnnieMaGo: DEAN, are you watching, 34-24-32. DGC1113: annie DGC1113: phone... DGC1113: Sorry. I'm back. No details Ripey: Great job on the new season Mr. Cain DGC1113: Thanks JillianMac: May we please call you DEAN? DGC1113: yep. Ripey: WOW multiple phone lines. Your my idle. ClaraBell: Dean, why aren't you writing this season? DGC1113: You're. DGC1113: Not enough time. Nljfs: DEAN -- There is a guy in my skating class, David, who says he played defense at Princ w/you DGC1113: What's his name, Nljfs DebbieVOTS: Dean--liked your ep last season--Showing the metaverse was cool. DGC1113: thanks LindaCA7: Dean, thanks for giving your support today at the softball game. It was hot, but fun. DGC1113: My pleasure, Linda DGC1113: Too hot. Kathex: Thanks for being here Dean--very happy about tonights' episode... DGC1113: ahhh, thanks again. Nljfs: DEAN -- David -- he said defense... DGC1113: David who?? Nljfs: DEAN -- I don't know his last name... he works in advertising for ESPN DGC1113: Black guy? Huge? Nljfs: He's black & large -- over 6 feet, I'd guess DGC1113: David Rose. Great guy. Married? Very Christian? Lou65: Dean, we share a common friend Nljfs: Yes -- That's it... Kathex: Bye all..bye Dean...it's been great! DGC1113: Who, Lou? JEAGAN: Dean:Do you know Bruce Smith? DGC1113: Bye Kath Kistiputin: It's great being 30, huh Dean? DGC1113: Yes, played with his at Buffalo. Nljfs: Can I tell him you said 'Hi" tomorrow at the lesson? DGC1113: Like being 30. Janice was the camera girl on MTV, right? DGC1113: Please tell David "hello." DBorgesny: Dean, yes, I work w/ her now. (we're friends too) DBorgesny: Dean, she speaks highly of you, says your real prof...and easy to shoot. DGC1113: Getting sleepy... DGC1113: Janice is cool. ClaraBell: Dean, what time do you have to get up? Mr F Gump: DEAN PLEASE can you say Hi to me so I can make my friends jelous???? DGC1113: 8am wake up. DGC1113: Hello, Mr. F Gump DBorgesny: Dean, yeah a bud of mine. she's talented, and on her own now...left MTV EEganWA: I cheated...now really leaving. Take care all and Dean, goodnight. DGC1113: She'll do well DGC1113: EEgan, are you at WB? Ad VanCian: Dean great show tonight DGC1113: Thanks EEganWA: Will be first thing tomorrow morning? DGC1113: I'll be in at 930, say hello if you can... DGC1113: Okay, night all. thanks for watching...!\ DBorgesny: Dean, i'll tell JAnice u said hello (and we both loved Off Camera and want to work on it w/u DGC1113: Thanks DB AnnieMaGo: DEAN I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DGC1113: 'Night, Annie... DGC1113: Watch next week. A lot of fun! Bye! OnlineHost: DGC1113 has left the room. ***************************************************************** THE END! :)