Tatterdash a.k.a. Scott Fitches

Tatterdash belongs to a secret cult of raving timelords. Imagine Tom Baker, except that he's frothing at the mouth. (Actually, he's always like that. Tom, that is. Never mind.)

You can find him in Glenshadow's Tavern on WBS sometimes, but not likely. He usually resides in his own pockets of glee near some planetary system or other...

"If you require a phone wand, mash the keypad now."

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