Jeff Fox, P.H.D.

Height: 310cm (thanks, Ray)

Weight: I'm guessing bigger than a breadbox. Definitely.

Age: Tentative.

Measurements: 70cm-70cm-70cm

Studies: Psychology at Brock U. (insert joke here)

Hobbies: Timothy Zahn, Past spade activity into a metal hide, Martial Arts (goju, aikido, and capoeira), and eating enough pasta to plug a cow.

Guest appearances on Letterman, to date: 0

Thing to say to him to make him a friend for life: "Nice hair."

Thing to say to him to make him an enemy for life: "Green pillow."

Go to the phone and call the number. GO TO THE PHONE!!!