Yanosh a.k.a. Shawn St. Jean

Sonic. Thrrb. Need I say more?

"YES!" the masses scream. "GIVE US MORE!! I'M FINE! HOW ARE YOU!!!" they cry.

1. DON'T tick off this fiery ball of rage. He'll eat your face until it's pudding. Really.
2. DO make friends with him. He was smarter than 90% of the Journalism class I was in, and knows tons of obscure stuff.
3. DON'T whizz on the electric fence.
4. DO challenge this guy to hacky-sack. Then boot the bean onto the nearest convenient rooftop. It's fun. Really.

He's got his own website, and it's just chock-full of goodies for the kids. Spend the day with your family.

And remember not to stay too long sniffing the daisies.

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