The following is a transcript of an email I sent out on March 1, 1997.

What the hell am I going to write to Wesley Snipes?!

"Hi, my friend kelly and i like you a lot, but without reason, really.

We made a paper doll of you at work. We like you as much as we like

Alan Jackson. We're not dangerous."

And Adam Curry?

"Hi, I was obsessed with you when i was eleven, and I thought it

would be really cool if you were my dad, but you're too young. Later,

I decided that I hate the name Adam ,but I changed my mind when I saw

RENT. Now, I'm in the 'I wanna hump Adam Pascal club.' Thanks."

And Brad Pitt?

"wah wah wah."

I was a strange child.

I still am.