ellen - 12/22/00 02:34:30
My Email:evinz@hotmail.com
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: the question is: would i hire them if they lacked it?
favourite muppet: my brother
scariest thing you ever did: tried to sterilize a razor cut with mad dog 20/20
best underwear you ever smelled: i have no sense of smell and therefore my turn-ons are visual
favourite diner (location?): Chicago Diner in... um, Chicago
how the heck did you find my frikkin' page?: when i was 14 i was going to marry Nando Parrado

Comments:
nice homepage, it reminds me of my old (now defunct) page except yours is a lot better and you seem to know more HTML. You should put the Alive links back up.

HS - 01/31/00 09:29:36
My Email:MarHeike@aol.com
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: why not?
favourite muppet: Gonzo
favourite diner (location?): home at mumīs place
how the heck did you find my frikkin' page?: looking for Alive info

Comments:
Itīs a pity that all your links on the Alive page donīt work anymore. Iīm equally obsessed by that story, and try to find anything about it. Got any more pics?`

firely - 01/22/00 18:37:28
My URL:http://saturn.spaceports.com/~voyageur
My Email:no_name@cheerful.com
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: only if they take it off
favourite muppet: animal
scariest thing you ever did: clean my room
best underwear you ever smelled: not a habit of mine
favourite diner (location?): Mom's, in Sooke, BC
how the heck did you find my frikkin' page?: 'alive' reviews

Comments:
You said that the survivors put their lives in God's hands, but ultimately saved themselves. Don't you see that God DID help them? He sent Nando and Canessa, and helped them make it to civilization. Faith is essential to spur them onward; they could not s mply lie there and say "damn the quest, God will rescue us." Nando and Canessa were God's way of saving the survivors. So don't think that if we take some kind of action to get out of a jam, it's because God isn't there. .. we could not make it alone. God bless..

Cheryl - 10/20/99 15:18:38
My Email:vign9724@rowan.edu
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: yes
favourite muppet: i hate the muppets
scariest thing you ever did: went to the hospital cause i got hurt
best underwear you ever smelled: don't know
favourite diner (location?): randolph, cause it's so disgusting
how the heck did you find my frikkin' page?: you had it up

Comments:
hi Liz!!!!

Dick Roop - 08/10/99 13:23:54
My Email:DickRoop@aol.com
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: do tongue studs count?
favourite muppet: Bill Clinton
scariest thing you ever did: while hitch-hiking, got picked up by a pervert who tried to suck me off...
best underwear you ever smelled: better scents and tastes are usually available close by...
favourite diner (location?): Zinn's (PA) wonder if it's still there
how the heck did you find my frikkin' page?: AltaVista search of NJ diners

Comments:
yo baby, I grew up 5 miles north of Glassboro, good ol' SNJ, sorta like an underdeveloped country. Enjoyed yr diner collection very much, been to several of them.

Jennifer Paige Skye Lowe - 05/06/99 22:02:08
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Area51/Nebula/8153/index.html
My Email:StrausserW@aol.com
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: Sure I would. I have a tongue ring and I'm getting my nipple pierced over the summer. Th right one.
favourite muppet: Gonzo, cause he is the weird one, and so am I.
scariest thing you ever did: Broke into a house when I was younger. Got arrested too, dag nabbit!
best underwear you ever smelled: Still have to say mine.
favourite diner (location?): Peter Pank in S(l)ayerville, NJ
how the heck did you find my frikkin' page?: YOU ARE MY FRIEND!!! (and i am retarded and dont have any other friends)

Comments:
This page just keeps getting better and better. Now that you have a monkey, will you come up for air? I like going to the house, keep not inviting me and I'll keep showing up. Watching movies. Smoking...cigarettes. Didn't I quit? Luke's party. Argu ents with Donar cause he is not cool. Watching X-Files in my apt. and saying how cute Jesse Martin is. (That was you getting monkey jealous). This will be a book. So beware. My scary fanfic. My wall-o-angst (whatever the fuck that is). Making non-e istant films for Cinema Workshop. Driving all over Glassboro looking for a long ethernet cable. Singing off-key (you, maybe) driving down 55, to the sounds of the Beatles (or is that BackBeat? and "Annie". One day you will look back on this guestbook a d go (say! not go) "Who the fuck is this chick and what the fuck is she talking about?". Naw. I'm sure you won't be able to forget me once I win the Academy Award for Best Director, and thank you in my speech. Although, on the index cards where my spee h is, I'd have your name spelled with a Z.

The snobby asian - 04/29/99 16:46:45
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: No, I don't think jewelery should be worn on the face. And anyone who does shouldn't be allowed to work in my stoire and expose themselves to my customers.
favourite muppet: Muppets are a immature phase that people should grow out of. Besides, what kind of self respecting human being watches those shows anyway?
scariest thing you ever did: Come to this weird page
best underwear you ever smelled: Why would i do that? What are you? A bunch of freaks?
favourite diner (location?): I only eat at High class Restaurants. Not the grease holes that you lower class people go to
how the heck did you find my frikkin' page?: I looked up retard in the dictionary and a picture of your face should up with a web address

Comments:
Heh. Snobby Asian passing through...

Sammy Kim - 04/29/99 16:39:32
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/area51/vault/1304
My Email:kpcrow@lycosmail.com
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: would it be big flashy heavy jewelery that would weigh down the skin and stretch it un il you could see the bone structure underneath? Or just a nice nose ring?
favourite muppet: My hand... heh... It's VERY entertaining...
scariest thing you ever did: Go to Rowan University
best underwear you ever smelled: I don't DO underwear...
favourite diner (location?): Greasy Joe's Beans and Gas station
how the heck did you find my frikkin' page?: telepathy

Comments:
Madness I tell you. Do you know of the great buck futter? And what the frick is a yakkety smakkety?

Jayme Jordan - 04/13/99 01:54:43
My Email:Jordanj@student.suu.edu
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: Why not? They are usually nicer anyway. Besides, elves can be hippies too!
favourite muppet: Kermit
scariest thing you ever did: Marrying a gay guy(he says hi)
best underwear you ever smelled: Not that big on underwear, but my husband(that's weird)is! He'd love to talk to you about it sometime.
favourite diner (location?): Denny's, we're geeks
how did you find my page?: Looking for "Alive" paraphanalia and stumbled onto it.

Comments:
Cool website. I think you are my Doppleganger! Obsessed with Alive, John Malkovich, Sting, could you be any cooler? If you have any more cool Alive info or pics, you must share! Jayme

Gog Oof - 04/12/99 05:26:11
My URL:http://welcome.to/Gog_Oof
My Email:GogOof1111@aol.com
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: Sure, why not?
favourite muppet: ANIMAL!!!!!!
scariest thing you ever did: Filling out this form
best underwear you ever smelled: WHAT???????????
favourite diner (location?): Denny's/ North Olmstead, Ohio
how did you find my page?: Cult of the Dead Milkmen's guestbook

Comments:
I was very disappointed that you wern't really selling your family. Thank you for breaking my heart. Gog Oof "All of the firefighters put out my fires, took all my matches." -Jets to Brazil http://welcome.to/Gog_Oof http://listen.to/Fad-Ass http://geocities.datacellar.net/TimesSquare/Battlefield/ 5903 "The Independence Parade"

John J. Kim - 04/01/99 18:20:22
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SunsetStrip/Plaza/4434
My Email:jinwoo@soback.kornet21.net
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: maybe.
favourite muppet: don't know their names
scariest thing you ever did: i almost drowned
best underwear you ever smelled: my own
favourite diner (location?): Moscow, Russia (it's like the only i've ever been to sadly)
how the heck did you find my page?: I was looking for stuff on diners then this silly thing popped up and started to consume my brain

Comments:
Hey geesus, i forgot what you're name is already. Sorry! I stumbled onto your homepage while on my quest for diners---yes diners. I love diners. I think i'm becoming quite obsessed with them. I wanna start my own diner when I'm out of high school, reminis ent of the 50's. It'll be called "John's Diner" or some simple name like that. When and if I ever do, I'll be sure to invite you and all your loony friends. Won't it be great?! Bye! Write me an email, whoever you are, oh page-keeper. You sound really inte esting and stuff and since I'm quite the bored type who surfs the 'net at 3 in the morning looking for stuff on diners I think that qualifies me as a fellow narconess(eur)...Hey, be nice, I only learned the word today although I've known the feeling for q ite a while now. ~toodles, /w anticipation and a pink frock full of love, John

Larry Viezel - 03/29/99 20:47:43
My URL:http://njdiners.com
My Email:larryv@nominex.com
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: Um yeah, why... are you looking for a job?
favourite muppet: The Olsen Twins
scariest thing you ever did: Told off my old boss
best underwear you ever smelled: My own, right after I picked it up from the laundromat the first time i paid to have my laundry done
favourite diner (location?): Fred's Diner in Beach Haven had GREAT food. But it is over an hour away :-(
how the heck did you find my page?: Searching for diners actually.

Comments:
Hey there. I came across yor web site and wanted to let you know that my friend Dave and I are on a similar quest to visit all NJ diners. If you ever want to get together and go on a diner road trip (we just got off of a great trip down to your neck of th woods this weekend) let me know by emailing me. Great page you have going. Please visit ours and let us know what you think.

Kelly Gorman - 03/25/99 17:29:56
My Email:gorm2295@rowan.edu
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: yes
favourite muppet: animal
favourite diner (location?): sussex queen? before remodel now it just sucks
how the heck did you find my page?: you sent it to me

Comments:
Lis your page is awesome. Were is something about corning wear, I think the grab-it monster is going to attack you if you don't put it in

Elizabeth - 03/12/99 13:22:54
My URL:http://www.moderngypsy.com
My Email:gypsy@moderngypsy.com
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: Why wouldn't I?
favourite muppet: gonzo
scariest thing you ever did: moved to NJ.
best underwear you ever smelled: I take the fifth.
favourite diner (location?): Olga's or Philly's. One of the two.
how the heck did you find my page?: Alta-Vista search for Olga's.

Comments:
Hey there....I love your diner pages. You rock.

Steven Gernant - 03/06/99 22:06:02
My Email:moulder_scully@yahoo.com
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: yes
favourite muppet: all of the "PIGS IN SPAAAAAAAACE!!!"
scariest thing you ever did: Was tresspassing at an old construction site and hiding when the cops pulled down the street and took a look around
favourite diner (location?): Pompton Queen
best underwear you ever smelled:DEFFINATLY NOT SEANS
how the heck did you find my page?: You told me where to find it

Comments:
I think your site is well um uhhh.........interesting

Sharon (Sean's mom) - 03/01/99 21:25:57
My Email:sharonc49er@hotmail.com
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: nope
favourite muppet: Elmo -tickle me!!!
scariest thing you ever did: got married 3 times
best underwear you ever smelled: none of your business
favourite diner (location?): Capitol City Diner -Concord, NH
how did you find my page?: from Sean

Comments:
gee - I'ld like to meet you!

kevin - 02/12/99 19:52:11
My URL:ain't got one
My Email:hall5396@rowan.edu
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: Not if I was in a magnet factory
favourite muppet: Fozzie (wocka wocka wocka)
scariest thing you ever did: jumped off of a 50-foot cliff at Action Park
best underwear you ever smelled: my mom's (Woolite was used)
favourite diner (location?): Edison Diner in Edison,NJ (a favorite hangout in junior college)
how did you find my page?: YOU TOLD ME, SILLY!!

Comments:
Hello there!! This is Kevin, the new guy from the GSA. I just thought it'd be nice if I dropped you a line - online, that is. HA! I think your web site ROCKS, but I was a little disappointed because there were some pages that I couldn't get to. Oh well, whatever, nevermind! Feel free to make contact with my species anytime! C U Later!

shawn jacobs - 02/04/99 17:39:01
My URL:http://geocities.com/westhollywood/chelsea/2298/
My Email:cabanaboy54@hotmail.com
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: no
favourite muppet: grover
scariest thing you ever did: kiss your tits
best underwear you ever smelled: your green fuzzy ones
favourite diner (location?): ocean queen, brick
how did you find my page?: it was left on my guestbook so i figured id peep in take a look around

Comments:
i dig the spice girls banner and really came hear to get some ideas for my page. i really liked the little candie thing on the bottom and i will have to copy you and make one of my own on my page. well look for updates on my page as fast as can and i can et them on.

Thurston - 01/22/99 22:05:55
My URL:http://www.rowan.edu/~tstone
My Email:ston2007@rowan.edu
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: shit yeah mofo
favourite muppet: Rolf
scariest thing you ever did: no comment
best underwear you ever smelled: that's down right disgusting
favourite diner (location?): Friendly's in Cinniminson
how the heck did you finf my frikkin' page? (be specific.): you told me about it

Comments:
You have a lot of words on your page. it should be less words and more cool stuff. thank you and god bless.


wayne kerr - 01/14/99 20:04:09
My Email:w.keer@rowan.com
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: only if they were worth a shag
favourite muppet: animal
scariest thing you ever did: poke my finger up my ass
best underwear you ever smelled: my grandpas
favourite diner (location?): the elvis presley diner
where are you from? (be specific.): nigeria

Comments:
SLOW,DEEP AND HARD!

mark - 01/14/99 19:58:39
My Email:m.banford-lawrence@herts.ac.uk
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: what a stupid question
favourite muppet: a?
scariest thing you ever did: look in the mirror
best underwear you ever smelled: my mums
favourite diner (location?): n/a
where are you from? (be specific.): uranus

Comments:
this place inside my mind a place i like to hide you don't know the chances WHAT IF I SHOULD DIE!!!

Joe - 01/06/99 06:47:07
My Email:tayl2397@rowan.edu
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: if i thougt they could do the job
favourite muppet: animal
scariest thing you ever did: play in traffic
best underwear you ever smelled: some lace panties with a hint of perfume belonging to am an ex girlfriend
favourite diner (location?): crystal palace Lakewood
where are you from? (be specific.): Jackson NJ

Comments:
do you still do the narco daliy student announcements?

kenn kittell - 12/18/98 05:24:43
My Email:tavenshire@aol.com
favourite muppet: junior gorge
scariest thing you ever did: jerk off in my car
best underwear you ever smelled: my dads sweaty ones
favourite diner (location?): ocean queen (brick nj)
where are you from? (be specific.): toms river nj

Comments:
im here im queer and if you have a problem then you can fuck yourself

Christa M. Kronick - 12/03/98 03:22:38
My Email:kronickc@frontier.wilpaterson.edu
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: If their conduct and manner are suitable and they are qualif ed, their choice of accessories are of no importance to me.
favourite muppet: Animal
scariest thing you ever did: Played in a musical competition
best underwear you ever smelled: Ooh, brand new Victoria Secret, mmmmmmm. . . .
favourite diner (location?): Five Star, Frankford NJ.
where are you from? (be specific.): Frankford, NJ

Comments:
I just wanted to take this opportunity to say how much I love LiS, she has always been special to me, and always will. I'm sure it's obvious to everyone, but she is highly talented, unique, genuine and incredibly funny. I've said it before, and I'll say it again- I love LiS. PS: GREAT WEB PAGE!!!!!

Mark Gray - 11/25/98 21:44:29
My Email:asennafan@net.nntl.co
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: If they could do the job yes, if not, no
favourite muppet: Kermit
scariest thing you ever did: Drive head on into a portakabin at about 40 mph
best underwear you ever smelled: My ex lovers after she had creamed them
favourite diner (location?): Any McD's
where are you from? (be specific.): Irish Canadian who hhas grown up in England, near Luton and Cambridge

Comments:
anything else you wanna know just ask, and by the way, love your homepage and photos they're just Soooo Waaay Cooooool See ya love MarkieGee

mark - 11/24/98 20:17:46
My Email:m.banford-lawrence@herts.ac.uk
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: no,because browrings are a waste of time
favourite muppet: pass
scariest thing you ever did: a parachute jump
best underwear you ever smelled: you,ve made me blush
favourite diner (location?): don't know any.I'm british
where are you from? (be specific.): herts.uk

Comments:
there you go,i've signed yours as well

Tricia Surgent - 11/19/98 22:45:33
My Email:surg8033@rowan.edu
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: yes
favourite muppet: Kermit the frog
scariest thing you ever did: everything I do scares me
best underwear you ever smelled: n/a
favourite diner (location?): Don't have one
where are you from? (be specific.): Freehold, N.J.

Comments:
Hey Beth. Your page rocks! Too bad It's not finished yet but I'm sure when you're completely done with it it will be the bomb. O.K. gotta go! Bye.

Trent - 11/12/98 15:03:08
My URL:http://users.ethergate.com/trentj
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: Absolutely
favourite muppet: Kermit
scariest thing you ever did: Woke up this morning.
best underwear you ever smelled: Not mine...
favourite diner (location?): Mom's place.
where are you from? (be specific.): Portland, OR

Comments:
Hey, I'm sorry about the "naughty word" message in the Useless Buttons Universe. I was busy trying some new things with the script and havn't finished testing it yet. Basically it was picking out any combination of letters in the sentence that spelled a bad word... it's not supposed to work that way. Anyway, I've fixed it for now. I have to go to work, so I'll come back and check out your page when I get home, but so far I like what I see! Rock on!

Kathy Kula - 11/05/98 14:34:38
My Email:kathryn.kula@pharma.novartis.com
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: Lis knows my answer to this already... No, it's not the image want my employees to convey.
favourite muppet: Gonzo
scariest thing you ever did: watch my sister being born
best underwear you ever smelled: my husband's
favourite diner (location?): Tic Toc, Nutley, NJ
where are you from? (be specific.): I'm from Wantage, NJ!

Comments:
Lis! This is an awesome homepage. I guess that I have to say it because you're my sister, but it's true. You are the most unique person I know and I look forward to more fun stuff when you complete all of the parts.

mikey - 11/04/98 04:51:14
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Athens/2824
My Email:a________god@hotmail.com
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: only if it protrudes grotesquely
favourite muppet: cooooooookie!!!
scariest thing you ever did: rejected everything
best underwear you ever smelled: hee, hee, hee
favourite diner (location?): geet's diner, hands down
where are you from? (be specific.): where am i not from?

Comments:
life is suffering (tee-hee, ha-ha...) nothing witty today, but is anything really ever.. the apathy continues, and now the system must fall like every other system before has done

i suck. - 11/02/98 01:14:32
My URL:http://www.i-suck.com
My Email:i-suck@i-suck.com
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: i suck.
favourite muppet: i suck.
scariest thing you ever did: i suck.
best underwear you ever smelled: i suck.
favourite diner (location?): i suck.
where are you from? (be specific.): i suck.

Comments:

i suck

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Just surfing and came accross your page Thanks

sausages - 10/20/98 18:23:45
My URL:http://www.sausages.com
My Email:sausages@sausages.com
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: only if it was sausage jewelery
favourite muppet: sausage the frog
scariest thing you ever did: licked sausages
best underwear you ever smelled: the ones with the sausages in them
favourite diner (location?): sausage queen
where are you from? (be specific.): a sausage factory

Comments:
sausages when sausages are sausages you sausages goign sausaages to sausages upload sausages the sausages rest sausages of sausages your sausages pages ???????

Anna von Bagh - 10/17/98 17:30:29
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/TelevisionCity/Set/6533/corin.html
My Email:bagh@nosfe.pp.fi
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: nope..
favourite muppet: the green guy (what was his name again?)
scariest thing you ever did: too scary
best underwear you ever smelled: that was a question?
favourite diner (location?): I can't remember... perhaps the one Viking-place in Copenhagen, Denmark
where are you from? (be specific.): Helsinki, Finland, Skandinavia, Europe, Earth

Comments:
You signed my guestbook, I'll sign yours.. sorry I didn't do it before. Anyway, great site, fun and everything. Are you updating this?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! - 10/07/98 20:53:52
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/area51/vault/1304
My Email:kpcrow@lycosmail.com
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: Not unless I put it there... hmmm...
favourite muppet: Gonzo
scariest thing you ever did: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
best underwear you ever smelled: I don't smell them, i eat them...
favourite diner (location?): anywhere with Beth and Candie...
where are you from? (be specific.): Well, um to be specific i would have to travel back in time to when there was a spark of life...then um, my ancestors would have been born and like um, it would lead to the birthing of my parents... Aw... FUCK IT Seoul, SouthKorea

Comments:
I like yellow thingies.

Jennifer Paige Skye Lowe - 09/26/98 21:17:27
My URL:http://www,lowe.com/~skyelowe/Strausser/mk.html
My Email:StrausserW@aol.com
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: sure, i have a tounge ring
favourite muppet: Gonzo
scariest thing you ever did: broke into a house
best underwear you ever smelled: mine
favourite diner (location?): escargot/a small bistro in NY
where are you from? (be specific.): Saturn

Comments:
i am cool and so are you. X-Files rules, and ER does too...read slash its fun. and watch lots and lots of movies. Clockwork Orange is da bomb. Gillian is the most beautiful woman alive. I love Noah Wyle.

Lisa Queen of ladybugs - 09/21/98 02:03:11
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/broadway/alley/3016
My Email:bloh3597@jupiter.rowan.edu
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: depends on if they had a gun &/or were a nice person
favourite muppet: kermie
scariest thing you ever did: signed this page
best underwear you ever smelled: pansie-flavored
favourite diner (location?): patty's all you can eat panty diner
where are you from? (be specific.): a uterus

Comments:


candie - 09/07/98 02:53:16
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/WestHollywood/Village/5750
My Email:brad3858@jupiter.rowan.edu
If you were an employer, would you hire somebody with jewlery in his/her face?: only freaks have facial piercings. heehee.
scariest thing you ever did: chose you as my roommate.
best underwear you ever smelled: my ex-girlfriend's. heehee.
favourite diner (location?): ocean queen (brick, nj)
where are you from? (be specific.): the milky way galaxy

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