-Beth
(Better Off Dead)

Sick as it is, this is my current obsession...world championship wretling. To your left is "Sting," my favourite. Imagine how my world was shattered when I discovered that his real name is Steve, and he'll be forty in March. B-o-o-h-o-o. I can't help watching, though. It's like my soap opera.

Click on the banner to your right for the best Sting site I have seen so far. It has everything--bio, history, fun facts, and tons and tons of pictures o' Steve. This site is grrrrrreat! I highly recommend it.

This space for rent, a currently waning obsession. It gets it's own page though. Click here for more on what was, for me, more than just a show.

Paul McCartney is dead. That was an obsession of mine during my first two years of high school. When I first heard about it, I had nightmares about walruses for weeks. Here's the thing-- in the late 60's there were all these rumours going around that Paul was dead, and there were clues on various albumn covers and in lyrics and whatnot. What say I? I say that the whole thing was a cover-up for George being dead.

Nelson? What was I thinking? Well, I was twelve which is more than some other people can say.

My freshman year in High School, I became obsessed with Alive: the story of the Andes survivors. Lisa and I wrote the Alive joke book and spent hours in the library finding old articles about the survivors. It was kind of sick, but in a way, they're my heroes. Nothing really exists about them on the net, but they will not be forgotten.

Another High School obsession, I watched The Stand about 20 times. That might not seem like a whole lot, but it's about six and a half hours long. I also read the book a couple of times, but I didn't memorize it. I even spent a week in Ogunquit, ME trying to find Fran Goldsmith's house.

Which led to the Gary Sinise thing which led to the John Malkovich thing, and don't even get me started from there. Recently, I formed the Reformed Lutheran Church of Malkovich.

Kill your TV. I should have killed mine long ago. Click here for the TV shows and TV personalities I became obsessed with over the years.

I like duct tape. I spend hours making wallets for the love of tape. If you want to see a true master, click here to see the jacket--the most amazing duct tape creation I have seen. One day, duct tape will rule the world, and you will all be crushed.

I am on a quest to visit all the diners in New Jersey. This is no easy task because there are almost 600. Please check out my diner guide. There is also an incomplete listing with pictures already on the web.