The title of this my second attempt to write a FSC episode is the phrase that most of you will say when reading the story.
Events in this story could take place in every moment of the FSC series as it is an almost autoconclusive episode. I won't mess up with Negaphone's events or with the main plot.
As usual tell me what do you think of this at eugeal@iol.it
Eugeal (the one that cannot be brainwashed because she's not brain...)

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Eudial was working on her new device in the garden of the Temple: after the last explosion, she decided to work outside. She didn't want to be sent away another time.
The sun was setting and was giving a strange light to the leaves of the trees around her. Eudial stopped her work and looked around : "I'm having a weird sensation" she thought "It is how something terrible is going to happen..."
"Hi, witch! Where's Wendy?" Eudial startled when she heard Zor's voice behind her.
"Oh! Hi, Zor. Wendy is not here. She went out with Sarah and Mimet. They said that they had to buy new SM stuff."
"I'll wait for her, then. What were you doing?"
Eudial showed him her new machine: "Well... this is a sort of virtual reality videogame. I called it Hologram Buster. If you put on these glasses and think of something you'd like to see, the machine creates an hologram of it. I'm making this for Mimet and Chibi-wen."
Zor grinned: "Do you mean you can see EVERYTHING you want?  Let me try it, please."
Without waiting Eudial answer, he took the device from the witch's hands and put glasses on his nose.
"Hey! Wait! It's not finished yet, it could be dangerous!" yelled Eudial while trying to having her device back.
"Don't be boring, Eudial!" said Zor while trying to think of the image of Wendy.
The witch tried to take the hologram's machine, but she stumbled and fell in Zor's arms. The boy hold her up.
Meanwhile Wendy was entering the garden. When she saw that scene, she actually stared: "How she can dare to touch MY Zor in that way!!!"
She rushed toward them, but suddenly a great circle of pink smoke appeared in the sky. A pair of glasses appeared from thin air and fell on Zor's head shattering themselves in several pieces and causing the formation of a medium-size sweatdrop. Just after a little girl crashed on Eudial's neck. The witch was slammed to the ground.
The little girl hugged Zor: "Hi, dad!"
Eudial raised her head: "What terrible pain!" she thought "And another recycled scene..."
Wendy looked at the little girl: "Not another Chibi-wen, I hope!"
The little girl went near Eudial (who was still sitting to the ground trying to understand was had happened) and smiled at her: "Hi, mum!"
As in the best anime tradition, flames appeared in Wendy's eyes while yelling: "WHAT?! EUDIAL, ZOR I PRETEND AN EXPLANATION!!!!"
Zor tried to calm Wendy: "Come on, Wen-chan. Nothing has happened nor will happen between me and Eudial. I love only you. Not to mention that once she brainwashed me and she's a witch. How could I like her? You're so beautiful, Wen"
"Oh, thank you, Zor" said Eudial ironically "However that girl must have us confused with someone else. By the way, where is she?"
Wendy looked around and she noticed the little girl who was searching for something in bushes.
She had blonde fuzzy hair and se seemed to be about 5. She finally found her glasses and put them on her nose, but lens were completely destroyed. The little girl began to cry.
Eudial went near her: "Hey, what's up? Who are you?"
The girl hugged the witch and kissed her on her cheek: "Mum!" she said "Witchy! Witchy-witchy." she added after a while.
Eudial was deranged.
"At least she doesn't say 'chibi'..." said Wendy "Eudial, it seems you'll have a daughter." Wendy grinned  "I wonder who will be her father...He can't be Zor, I'm sure..."
Eudial blushed and a great sweatdrop formed on her head (Eudial wished she had her wand there to charge it) and said: "I've no idea. No one of FSC authors thought to create a boyfriend for me... They all think I'm only a crazy driver and a strange devices' builder...WHAAA! NOBODY THINKS I'VE A HEART TOO!"
"Stop it, please." said Wendy "You seem Mimet!"
"Maybe I should act like her... She's a lot of fans just because she's silly and  cute..."
Wendy didn't answer to her and she entered into the temple: "Well it seems we'll have another person living here..."

Later, Sarah, Mimet and the other witches were cuddling the little witch. 
"Eudial," asked Tellu "what's her name?"
"I've no idea...she only says 'mum' and 'witchy'!"
"We could call her Chibi-Eu..." suggested Viluy
"I think it's horrible!" said Eudial "The author must be out of ideas..." 
The little girl looked at Eudial and widened her eyes: "Witchy?" she said with a very cute expression.
All the girls felt touched by her cuteness and nobody noticed the evil grin which appeared on her face for a while.

Eudial couldn't sleep. She wasn't sure of the little girl identity. And she couldn't tell her doubts to anyone...all liked that little spore! 
Eudial was watching all Wendy's tapes of SM R, but she couldn't find a good solution...
"No way I'm the princess of a future realm, I'm neither the main character of FSC... And I haven't a boyfriend. Why she should be back in past?"
She noticed a little noise and she saw Chibi-Eu who was trying to open the door of the temple. The little girl succeeded and slipped out.
Eudial saw that she took her Hologram Buster and Chibi-wen's Hermes-p ball.
Once she was out, Chibi-Eu used the Hermes p ball: "Hermes-p, potatoes!" she screamed and a pair of glasses appeared.
Eudial appeared in front of her: "So you can speak! Who are you? What are you doing here?"
The little girl tried to look innocent: "Witchy..." she said putting on her new glasses. "Mum...hey! but you're not Mimet!"
Eudial stared at her: "What? Mimet?! You thought I was Mimet? Then she's your mother..."
"Yes, I'm the daughter of Mimet and Prof. Chronos!"
A great sweatdrop formed on Eudial's head: "HOW could you think I was your mother?!"
"My glasses shattered when I came here..."
"Well...same short sight of her father..." said Eudial to herself  "But why were you saying the same word all the time? And why did you came here?"
"What? 'Witchy'? All cute little girls of SM series or SM parodies are supposed to say always the same word to look cute... And I'm here because my mother sent me. She said that the most important thing in life is to find a nice boyfriend!" Chibi-Eu (Actually Chibi Mimet) giggled in a silly way.
"...and same intelligence of her mother!" said Eudial. "By the way, what are you doing with my Hologram Buster?"
"Do you mean this? Hum...I just wanted to play with it."
"She's lying" thought Eudial. She didn't know the reason, but she was sure that Chibi Mimet wasn't here because her mother sent her.
"Where's my mother? I want to see her!" whined the little witch.
"Mimet is sleeping. I'll take you to meet your father instead."

Eudial opened the door of the NegaTech labs and called for the professor. "Doc! Are you here? Come immediately!"
Sulphuric-Carbon Amalgamate arrived. She looked sleepy: "Who's screaming at this hour of the night?!"
After a while appeared the professor too. "What's happening? Eudial, what are you doing here? And who's that child?"
"Doc, I need to talk with you. Privately" she said looking at Sulphuric Carbon Amalgamate and at Chibi Mimet.
Chronos took her in a back room "If you're here in the mid of the night I suppose it should be important..."
"It is. The little girl who's in the other room is your daughter."
"What? Another?! I thought I had only three daughters. Actually I forgot two of my daughters once, but it was a very long time ago..."
"This is your and Mimet's daughter."
Chronos' face became red, blue, yellow and almost reached the violet color and a VERY huge sweatdrop formed on his head "I never touched her...How... how it's possible?" he babbled.
Eudial was frightened by Chronos reaction. "Hey, calm down, Doc! Do you want to drown us all with your sweatdrops? I said she's your daughter, but I meant that she's your future daughter..."
The color of Chronos' face reached a reasonable red and the sweatdrop tighten to a quarter of its original size.
Eudial sighed in relief.
Suddenly the professor realized the meaning of Eudial's words and the sweatdrop grew up again: he would have a daughter from Mimet! Chronos felt a great joy in his soul and even some embarrassment. His face turned again in technicolor...

Meanwhile, in the other room Sulphuric Carbon Amalgamate had fallen asleep on a table and Chibi Mimet was working on Eudial's Hologram Buster. She grinned evily.

Chronos and Eudial came back in the main room. The professor looked at the little witch  and felt touched: she was so similar to Mimet... And she looked so cute...
After a while he noticed the strange device she was holding. "What is that, Chibi Mimet?"
The little girl looked at him and answered: "Witchy!"
Eudial developed a medium-size sweatdrop and answered instead of the little witch: "It's my new invention, doc! If you want I'll show you how that works."
Eudial took the virtual glasses and put them on professor's nose. Now think about something you'd like too see and that will appear!"
Chronos closed his eyes and suddenly a blurred image appeared in the room. Slowly it took the shape of Mimet.
"It's strange..." thought Eudial "It doesn't seem an hologram..."
Chibi Mimet laughed maniacally. She had the same laugh of her father...

The holographic Mimet moved.
"It's impossible! My holograms aren't supposed to move!" said the witch.
"You're right witch!" laughed Chibi Mimet "This is no more your Hologram Buster, I changed it in a demon maker!"
Eudial grabbed the device and tried to put it off, but she didn't succeed. Professor Chronos was deranged: "Why? You're my daughter..."
"I want to conquer the world, daddy! Don't worry I won't hurt you. I'll take Eudial's energy. Demonic Mimet, attack her!"
Eudial transformed :  "SWEATDROP CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE UP!" (She'd already charged her wand using one of the many sweatdrops already shown in this episode)
The black star on her neck divided in three other little stars: one took place on Eudial's forehead and generated a tiara, another fixed on her chest and created her front ribbon and the third just remained on her neck. Eudial rose the wand and a spiral of little sweatdrops (each containing a black star) wrapped up her body. When they dissolved Eudial was standing in her sailor outfit.
"I'm Sailor Kurohoshi, the sweatdrops' fighter. I stood for evil and injustice, but now I stand for love, justice and improvement of witches' rights! I'm here to punish you... SWEATDROPS DEEP SUBMERGE!"
The sphere of energy was about to hit Demonic Mimet, when professor Chronos pushed her away.
Eudial yelled at the professor: "Hey! What are you doing Doc?!"
"Sorry...this demon looks so similar to Mimet..."
Eudial tried to use again her wand: "No! It's discharged again! Professor, tell me what you and Mimet do when you are together..."
Chronos blushed, but no sweatdrops appeared.
"No!" thought Eudial "He must have used all his water supply to form that enormous sweatdrop some time ago..."
Demonic Mimet began to attack Eudial. The witch rushed outside and hid. 
"What can I do?" she thought. She could hear the demon who was searching for her. 
Eudial kneeled down and clasped her hands "Please, Pegasus..." she began to say, but she stopped "I'm using again SM super S recycled dialogues... Hey, author! I want some new phrases!"
Then she clasped again her hand and said: "Please, FSC readers, help me. Take some of the sweatdrops already used in this story and bring them to me...or simply form new ones...In a word: I NEED SWEATDROPS, PLEASE HELP ME!"
Nothing happened...
"HEY! IS THERE SOMEONE WHO'S READING THIS SILLY EPISODE?!"
Still nothing.
"AUTHOR! AT LEAST, ARE YOU STILL THERE? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?"
Eugeal's voice coming from nowhere: "Why are you screaming so loud? Why don't you produce your own sweatdrops?"
Eudial stared as a sweatdrop formed on her head: "Hey! It's true! SWEATDROPS CRYSTAL DRAIN!"
Demonic Mimet found Eudial. The witch laughed: now her wand was charged. "SWEATDROPS DEEP SUBMERGE!"
The demon was destroyed.
Eudial come back to the lab. Sulphuric Carbon Amalgamate was still sleeping and professor Chronos was sitting on the floor with a silly expression on his face.
"Doc, where's Chibi Mimet?"
Chronos startled and looked at Eudial: "She ran away. She's really a evil little girl. I'm proud of her."
"At least she didn't take the Hologram Buster..."
"Eudial, do you think she's back to the future?"
"Maybe, but I think that we'll see her again..."

The End (of this episode. If you hope I'll ever stop writing silly things, you're wrong!)

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Sailors say:

Eugeal: "Sorry, I'm too tired to write Sailors Say too... I wrote stupid things for the whole afternoon!"

Eudial: "Who cares if you're tired? We have to speak, not you!"

Eugeal: "And who do you think is the person who writes the things that you say?"

Eudial: "You could write them better. At least you shouldn't recycle old dialogues..."

Mimet: "I agree!"

Eugeal: "How dare you! Eudial, next time I won't help you."

Eudial: "You put me in that situation! You had to help me! And if my wand wasn't working, it was your fault: you invented it!"

Eugeal: "I transformed you in a Sailor!"

Eudial: "Yeah, the sweatdrops' fighter... You could think something better. And I want a boyfriend! I'm tired to be the only character who is not in love with someone!"

Mimet: "And why you said I am silly?!"

Eugeal: "Eudial said it!"

Eudial: "If I said that is because you wrote my dialogues!"

Mimet: "I'm not silly... WHAAAA! "

Eugeal: "Those witches..."

Cyprine, Pikuroll, Viluy and Tellu: "HEY! WHY DIDN'T YOU WRITE ANYTHING ABOUT US?!"

Eugeal: "I quit..."