* * * A dark room, Negaverse music in the background, an inscription on the door : 'Witches 5'... A maniacal laughter resounds all over the net... ...Eugeal is sitting in front of her computer and she's ready to write another silly story! This time she's going to involve some other TV series' characters in the story and she is answering to the request of Eudial from "WHAT?! ANOTHER CHIBI?!" *flashback* >Eudial: "Yeah, the sweatdrops' fighter... You could think of something >better. And I want a boyfriend! I'm tired of being the only character who is >not in love with someone!" *end of the flashback* O.K. Eudial-chan, you asked for it, so don't regret it... *evil grin* * * * Today on FSC, two mysterious persons knock to the door of Wendy's temple and we'll see Eudial's first love... Now, the opening song: Fighting evil by sweatdrops, she finds snails in her locker, hoping her new device won't explode, She is the one named Sailor Kurohoshi! Jen appears: "HEY! WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS SONG?! I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER HERE! You should say: "She's the one named Sailor Newb..." Eudial: "You had a lot of openings songs with your name! Why can't I have one too?" They start fighting. Meanwhile the opening song ends. What?! You couldn't listen to it? Maybe DIC cut out the other parts... Title screen: ******************************************************************************** FSC-FILES Part 1 ******************************************************************************** [CENSORED] The end. ... Hey, censors! This time you went too far! FIRE BUSTER! Well, the title screen again: ******************************************************************************** FSC-FILES ******************************************************************************** Wendy was cooking lunch. All was silent: the witches were playing Twister in Chibi-Wen's room and the little girl was in the garden reading Mimet's secret diary which she had found under the witch's pillow. Sarah noticed Chibi-Wen and took her the diary: "A little girl shouldn't read such things!" Then she began to read it, giggling and grinning all the while. No grills were flying, no new Chibi-someones were falling from the sky. As already said, all was quiet. Eudial entered into the kitchen and silently watched Wendy's work. After few minutes, Wendy looked nervously at the witch and wondered what she was doing there. "You aren't going to try any of your devices here, I hope?" Eudial sighed: "No, don't worry Wen... just looking." The witch opened her mouth as to say something else, but she shut and kept looking at Wendy's work. After a while the witch sighed again. Wen turned towards her and she was surprised: Eudial looked very sad. "What's up, Eudial? Are you in some trouble?" Eudial shook her head in denial. "Did Mimet put snails in your room again? If you tell me why you are so sad, maybe I can help you..." Eudial blushed: "Please, Wen-chan...could you teach me how to cook?" "What?! Why do you want to learn that?" The witch seemed to be about to cry: "Don't ask, Wen... Can you help me?" A sweatdrop formed on Wendy's head: "O.K. If this is REALLY your problem, I'll teach you how to cook..." * * * Later Eudial went away and Wendy remained in the kitchen wondering about the strange behavior of the witch. Sarah ran into the kitchen holding Mimet's diary: "Wen-chan, read this: it's too funny!" Just after, Mimet arrived, whining: "Whaaa! Sarah, that's my diary! Give it back to me!" "Sarah, Mimet, did you notice that Eudial is acting in a strange way?" Mimet widened her eyes: "Hey! It's true! This morning I saw her exiting my room with some of my shoujo-manga!" "And asked me how she could use make-up..." said Jessica Rabbit. Bunny and Honey grinned: "We know why she's so weird..." Wendy stared at the three girls : "How did you get in here?!" "Some plot-hole, maybe?" said Jessica. "So you know what's happened to Eudial?" asked Mimet. "It's very simple, she must be in love! She's got all the symptoms: wierd behavior, frequent sighs and blushes..." "Oooooh!" the girls giggled. "We must find out who she's in love with!" Suddenly they heard a knock at the temple's door. Wendy opened the door and she saw two persons: a tall man with a trenchcoat and a red haired woman. "Who are you?" asked Wendy. "Good evening, My name is Fox Mulder and this is my colleague Dana Scully." The man showed a badge to Wendy. "We're FBI agents and we are in the X-files section of FBI. People of net.Tokyo called us and said that strange things have been happening at the Pagan Church of all religions in 666 Shadow Lane. We're here to see what's going on." Wendy stared. "I think there must be some mistake...this is a very quiet place..." she said with a big sweatdrop on her head. Then she added to herself, "Of course it's a quiet place... if only we don't look at all the witches, sailor scouts and youma living here, at the Negaphone's attacks and at papa's experiments, it IS a quiet place..." Sarah looked at the two agents: "What if you find some strange creature?" Scully answered: "Probably our government would capture and study them, maybe they could vivisect them..." Mimet passed out. Sarah and Jessica took her in her room, while Honey and Bunny decided that it would better for them to go home... Mulder looked at Wendy: "What's happened to your friend?" Wendy panicked: "Oh, nothing...well, she is SO impressionable...now, if you have finished with your questions, I have a lot of work to do..." "Actually we would like to take a room here. I heard that it's possible, isn't it?" "Well... yes... follow me..." * * * Later, in Wendy's room, the girls were trying to calm Mimet down. The young witch was almost hysteric: "WHAAA! I DON'T WANT TO BE VIVISECTED!!!" "You won't be vivisected, Mimet. They can't understand that you're not a human being if you don't use you powers... All you witches will have to be careful and act like normal girls..." "Maybe we should go to stay at the NegaTech Labs for a few days..." said Tellu. Mimet stopped her crying and giggled while making starry eyes: "It's a beautiful idea, Tellu! So I can stay with Prof. Chronos!" Big sweatdrops formed on the heads of everyone. "And we have to warn Eudial too." Wendy looked worried. "I wonder were she is..." "Oh, you're right! We haven't seen her since this morning. She went out just before lunch, but she's not come back yet..." "Maybe she had a date..." suggested Cyprine. All the girls giggled and grinned meaningfully. * * * "Scully, I think there's something strange here..." "That is because you WANT to see something strange. Those girls were very kind and the rooms are good." "That blonde girl passed out when you talk about vivisecting extraterrestrial creatures, it's very strange..." Scully raised an eyebrow: "Maybe she's an impressionable girl or she could be a member of WWF. Come on, Mulder! Sometimes I think that if you were in medieval age you'd say that that girl was a witch!" "There are a lot of legends on witches and I think that every legend must have some basis of truth!" If Scully would have been an animated character, she'd have formed a sweatdrop, but as she was from a TV series, she sighed instead. Suddenly Prof. Chronos arrived: "Wendy!" he called, "Have you seen Eudial? I've to ask her something thing about the demon she defeated in last episode..." Wendy rushed into the room and silenced Chronos by putting her hand over his mouth: "Eeeeh! Eeeh! Daddy always likes to joke... he's so funny!" Then she was about to drag him out of the room, when a girl entered. Mulder looked at her with widened eyes: she was wearing a very romantic pink dress full of ribbons and laces and her long red hair was loose on her shoulders. "Wow! She's the most beautiful woman I've ever met..." thought the FBI agent. Even Professor Chronos seemed to be charmed by the girl: "Welcome to our temple, miss..." Wendy kicked him: "DAD!" The girl looked at the professor: "Hi, Doc!" Wendy stared at her: "Eudial?! That's you?" Eudial smiled: "Hi Wen, I decided to change my look a little!" "Oh, yes. No doubt that you've changed... but why did you do that?" Eudial blushed: "Wen, could we talk about this later? I'll wait for you in my room." The witch left. Prof. Chronos looked very embarrassed and a big sweatdrop was hanging on his head: "Ehm... well... I think I must go now... Wendy, you aren't going to tell Mimet about this, are you?" "Don't worry dad. But why did you come here? Didn't you have something to ask Eudial about? "Nothing important, I'll talk her next time..." Prof. Chronos went out and Wendy walked to Eudial's room. Mulder and Scully remained in the room. Scully looked at Mulder ironically: "Why were you looking at that girl with so much interest? Did you suspect that she was a witch?" Mulder laughed: "Are you jealous, Scully? That girl cannot be a witch: she looks so innocent!" * * * Wendy entered Eudial's room. The room was in shadows and the witch had not put on the lights. Eudial was sitting on her bed. "Eudial, what are you doing?" Wendy asked kindly. "I was waiting for you, Wen-chan... I've a problem and I don't know who I could ask for help...I fear that the other girls will mock me..." Wendy smiled at her: "Are you in love, Eudial?" Eudial was startled: "Who...who told you that?!" "We guessed. Don't worry, Sarah and the other witches won't laugh at you...well, maybe a little, but we're all ready to help you. And now, do you want to tell me something about this person?" "Thank you Wen-chan! Well... I met him at the "Strange Devices Big Contest" last week..." A sweatdrop formed on Wendy's head: "The 'Strange Devices Big Contest'?!" "Yes, it's a contest where you have to build weird devices from common objects. It's sponsored by NegaTech Labs. Sulphuric Carbon Amalgamate, your father's assistant, was hoping to find some other mad geniuses to help her with her work." "And I'm sure you won the contest..." "No! The man I love beat me and won the contest! He's a real genius." "Now I can understand why she love that man..." said Wendy to herself, "And how does he look like? Is he kind?" "He's almost fair-haired and he's very nice. He's very smart, but also so kind. He told me that my device was very well done..." the witch sighed. "Eudial, where is the problem, then?" "He's a normal human and he hates violence. I fear that if he finds out that I'm a witch, he won't like me anymore..." "Yes, that's a problem... By the way, you must be careful, two FBI agents are here, searching for extraterrestrial creatures..." "Oh, I am not worried about them. I've other problems now. *Sigh* He's so charming when he uses his Swiss Army Knife..." Wendy looked at the witch, having a sudden doubt: "Eudial, what is the name of the man you love?" "His name is MacGuyver, but he said I can call him Mac..." "No!" thought Wendy, "Another TV Series crossover... As if Mulder and Scully weren't enough!" "Wendy, what can I do? I don't want to lose his love!" Eudial burst into tears and threw herself, sobbing, into Wendy's arms. End of part 1 (to be continued...) * * * What will happen next on FSC? Will Eudial conquer MacGyver's love? And will Mulder and Scully discover the truth about Witches 5? Stay tuned on FSC and you'll see that soon (just give some time to Eugeal to find some other silly ideas...It won't take a long time, her brain can produce only silly ideas ;>) * * * As usual you can contact the author at eugeal@iol.it Please tell her freely what do you think about her work, she won't be offended by your words. She'll be VERY offended and will take your pure hearts (souls)! ...don't worry, just joking! Bye, Eugeal P.S. Don't worry...I'll come back soon with the second part of this. (Maybe you SHOULD worry, then...) __ _ /__\ _ __ _ ___ __ _| | /_\| | | |/ _` |/ _ \/ _` | | //__| |_| | (_| | __/ (_| | | \__/ \__,_|\__, |\___|\__,_|_| |___/ The Italian dubbed version of Eudial (e-mail to eugeal@iol.it), proud owner of the "Eudial and Witches 5 Shrine" (http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/hills/6542), future Conqueress of the World (sorry, of the Universe!) Official member of Neo Witches 4 ;) Edited by: Tim Borreson (borrtj@hg.uleth.ca) Maintainer of the Semi-Official FSC Site http://www.compusmart.ab.ca/gborr/tim/fsc/fsc.htm -- Tim Borreson borrtj@hg.uleth.ca The University of Lethbridge Alberta, Canada