Hi! It’s me again! Did you miss me?
NO?!!
...
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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Wendy entered into the kitchen. All the Witches 5 began to hide themselves.
A few seconds later, they could hear Wendy’s scream and the sound of her steps while searching 
them.
Wendy opened a wardrobe and screamed in terror when a hand grabbed her arm. Just after Mulder 
went out of the wardrobe.
Wendy stared at him: “What were you doing in a WARDROBE?!”
“Very simple, I was looking for some evidence...”
A huge sweatdrop formed on her head: “Well, have you seen some of the wit... of the girls?”
“Isn’t one of them, the one who’s behind you trying to get your sweatdrop?”
Wendy turned quickly and grabbed Eudial, who was trying to charge her wand.
“I GOT YOU! Now tell me where is all the food which was in the kitchen? The fridge is empty! I 
could find only cans of cat-food!!”
Eudial laughed nervously: “You see, Wen-chan, we had a LITTLE party...”
“Now, if you and the other girls want to have dinner, go and make shopping IMMEDIATELY!”
“But, Wen, it isn’t only my fault...”
“I caught you, so you will go and buy some other food, but when I’ll find the others they will have a 
punishment too! Now, GO, if you don’t want to eat cat-food!”

Later Eudial was coming back home carrying some big bags: “Maybe Wendy is right to be mad at 
us...I never thought that food was SO heavy...”
Suddenly she heard a loud barking and the voices of some children. She saw that some kids were 
surrounding a black dog and putting a plaster on his forehead. The dog was howling in pain.
Eudial stopped: “Some time ago I’d helped them...” she thought “...but now I a sailor senshi and is 
my duty to protect poor innocents animals!”
She dropped the bags, got her Fire Buster and used it on the kids. The children ran away with 
burning clothes and Eudial ran towards the dog.
The animal was looking at her with a shocked expression.
Eudial looked at him sweetly: “Poor little dog! Now let’s see what symbol have you on your 
forehead...”
She pulled away the plaster with all her power. Some fur remained attached at the plaster and the dog 
screamed in pain.
He barked at the witch: “Hey, you silly girl, what are you doing?!”
Eudial looked at him and smiled: “I KNEW that you was a talking animal! Recycled scenes have their 
advantages! I was just curious to see the symbol on your forehead.”
“It’s not a symbol! It’s a WOUND! Those kind children were curing me!”
“Why were you screaming in pain, then?!”
“The disinfectant burns!”
Eudial formed a sweatdrop: “Oh, sorry...However you’re a strange dog: in SM and SM parodies, 
there are no talking dogs! Are you a dog from the Moon?”
“You’re strange too: I’ve never seen a girl who go to do shopping with a flame-thrower...And I can 
speak because I’m a  very intelligent dog ...or, at least, I think so.”
The dog went to the bags and sniffed them: “Wow! There’s some meat here...”
Eudial grabbed the bags: “No way! These things are for Wendy, or she’ll kill me!”
“I’ll come with you, then.”
“WHAT?!”
“I’ll come with you...You have to take care of my wound. Now let’s go!”


Eudial turned towards the dog: “We’re home. Now hide somewhere in the garden or Wendy will 
throw out both of us...”
“Wen, I’m home! And I’ve the food!”
Wendy took the bags and looked at them: “Good. work, Eudial. You bought all the things I asked 
you.”
Eudial looked at Wendy: “Did you forgive me?”
“Yes, but next time, if you witches want to have a party, call me too!”
“Are you sure you aren’t mad at me anymore?”
“Of course I’m sure! But why are you asking that to me?”
Eudial smiled: “Well now I can show you the new guest of the temple...”
The witch whistled.
Nothing happened.
A few seconds later Hermes arrived running in fear, jumped on Wendy’s head and went out of the 
window. The huge black dog who was chasing him was about to jump on Wendy’s head too, but 
Eudial grabbed him and both fell to the ground.
Wendy looked at the dog in surprise: “Eudial, who’s that dog?”
Eudial formed a sweatdrop and laughed very nervously: “He’s the new guest of the temple...he’s my 
dog...”
“What?! No way he can stay here! We have already too many cats and mainly too many persons at 
the temple!”
Eudial used the same cute expression of Mimet when she wants to obtain something: “Oh, please, 
Wen-chan! He can stay in the garden and he won’t bother anyone!”
“Actually” said the dog “I want a room on my own...”
Eudial kicked him: “Keep silent, stupid! Please Wen...you see, he’s a talking dog: he could be my 
warden dog when I transform is Sailor Kurohoshi...”
“But you can’t have a warden animal: you built your wand!”
Mimet and Tellu entered the room and noticed the dog. Mimet went near him and began cuddling 
him and making kissy faces.
The dog thought that she looked very silly, but he shook his tail and licked her with love.
Eudial talked to Mimet and Tellu: “Please girls, help me to persuade Wen-chan to keep this dog...”
Wen looked at the three witches and gave up: “O.K. The dog can stay here, but if he causes trouble 
I’ll send him away!”
The witches giggled in joy.
“By the way, Eudial, what is his name?” Tellu asked.
“I don’t know...Hey, dog, what’s your name?”
The dog formed a sweatdrop: “Actually I don’t know...I’m still waiting for an idea of the author...”
All fell down with sweatdrops.
Eudial raised herself: “I took a decision: I’ll call you Idea!”
Everyone, included the dog , fell down again.

All the girls, Prof. Chronos, Mulder and Scully were having dinner. The cats and Idea were having 
their food in two bowls under the table. Hermes was still nervous for the presence of the dog, but 
they seemed to have reached a sort of truce.
Idea put his mouth in the bowl and growled: “Hey! But this is cat’s food! I want a steak too!”
All grew pale. Mulder stood up: “That dog spoke!”
Wendy laughed nervously: “Oh, what silly idea! It was dad...he’s a good ventriloquist!”
Chronos looked at his daughter in surprise: “What?! A ventril...OW! Yes I’m a very good 
ventriloquist!” he added, being kicked by Wendy and six witches at a once...
Eudial looked at Mulder with a sweet look in her eyes: “Come on, Fox, a smart and handsome man 
like you can’t think that dogs can speak... Dogs barks, do you know, they BARKS and HOWL!” She 
hit Idea’s tail with the heel of one of her shoes.
The dog howled in pain.
A DIC censor appeared: “Hey! This is violence on animals!”
Eudial smiled wickedly at him: “Do you prefer violence on censors?”
The censor disappeared.
Mulder looked at the girls: “Do you know? Professor Chronos is a funny man!”
Everyone sighed in relief.

“Silly dog!” whispered Eudial to the animal “I thought you knew that you don’t have to speak in front 
of normal human being!”
The witch closed the door of her room and sit on the bed.
“But I don’t want to eat cat food! And why did you tread my tail?!”
“O.K., O.K, tomorrow I’ll buy you some dog food. Now let me go to bed, I’m tired...”
Eudial began to undress herself.
Idea crouched on a carpet looking at her: “Hey! Do you know that you’re nice? Can I sleep with you 
this night?”
Eudial blushed then threw the dog outside of the door: “YOU’RE A PERVERT! I WONDER WHY 
I HAD TO MEET YOU, WITH ALL TALKING DOGS THAT THERE ARE ON EARTH! Well, 
actually there’re not so many...”
She slammed the door.
The dog laughed: “Hey, calm down, I was joking...I prefer she-dogs!”
“And this should be a compliment?” Eudial asked to herself.
 
Later, everyone was sleeping.
Suddenly Idea began to bark and howl.
The girls went out of their rooms, sleepy. Eudial was wearing a pink nightie with black stars and she 
was holding a Prince Diamond’s SD doll.
“What’s up, Idea?” she groaned.
Wendy looked  at the witch ironically: “Weren’t you the person who said that he wouldn’t create 
problems?” then she looked better at the witch and laughed “Hey! But...you sleep with a stuffed doll 
too! I thought it was only Mimet!”
Eudial blushed and hid the doll behind her back. Then she looked angrily at the dog: “And now can 
you explain why were you barking in the middle of the night?!”
Idea looked at her and seemed embarrassed: “Ehm...well...you know...cats have they litters, but I 
need to go out...”
All formed sweatdrops.
“O.K.” Eudial said “Let’s go, just give me the time to dress...”
“Hurry up!”
The girls came back to bed.

Eudial yawned while following the dog. Idea was very happy for going out for a walk with the witch 
in the middle of the night, but Eudial would have preferred to sleep.
“Idea! Slow down, please! I’m tired.”
“What?! Don’t you like to run under the moonlight?”
“I’d prefer to sleep under the moonlight!”
The dog stopped: “I knew it...You hate me. Why can’t I have an owner who loves me? They always 
kick me away when they find that I can talk...And now that I had found people who’s not scared by 
me, I have to find that you hate me...”
Idea howled in sorrow and ran away.
Eudial stared at him: “Hey! I didn’t meant that! Wait, I don’t hate you!”
The witch began to run to reach the dog. She didn’t noticed the blonde little girl that was smiling 
cruelly behind a tree.
Chibi Mimet followed the witch.
She was holding a sort of odd weapon: “Last time you stopped me, my dear Eudial, but now I’ll have 
my revenge. My Witches’ Buster will do the trick!”
She laughed maniacally.

Idea was running: he heard the apologies of Eudial, but he was still feeling offended and decided to 
make her run for another while before making peace.
Suddenly her heard her scream and turned: a little girl was standing in front of Eudial and was aiming 
a sort of gun at her. Then she pulled the trigger and a sphere of light hit the witch. Eudial fell to the 
ground.
Idea stared, then began running and barking at the little girl. 
Chibi Mimet grinned, then teleported, taking Eudial with her.
Idea looked at the point where his mistress was and thought that he had to warn the other girls.
He turned around and found out that he was in a part of the city he didn’t know...
Idea howled to the Moon, in sorrow.

Wendy and the other girls went into the kitchen to have breakfast. Only Mimet and Eudial were 
missing.
After a while Mimet arrived. She looked very upset.
“Wendy, it’s terrible!” she whined.
“What’s up, Mimet? Did Chibi Wen steal your diary again?”
“No! It’s about Eudial! She’s disappeared and even Idea isn’t around!”
“Calm down, Mimet. Maybe they’re out for a walk.”
“I don’t think so.” Viluy said “This night I didn’t go back to bed because I wanted to test a new 
computer program I just created and I didn’t hear them to come back!”
Tellu shivered: “That means that something must be happened to them! Maybe a maniac killed 
them...”
“Don’t be silly, Tellu! Eudial can defend herself, she’s a wit...”
Mulder arrived: “WHAT is she?”
Wendy startled: “A...a WITTY girl! I’m sure she’s well. However, let’s go and search her...”

Eudial opened her eyes. She felt weak and her head was aching painfully.
The witch noticed that she was laying in a cage and she couldn’t move because Chibi Mimet tied her 
with chains.
The little girl went near the witch and laughed: “How are you, Eudial?”
“My, she’s acting like her father used to do some time ago..” thought Eudial “Hey! Set me free or 
you’ll regret that!” she yelled.
Chibi Mimet laughed again: “Oh, I’m scared...I’d like to know how can you punish me if you’re 
closed in that cage...You can’t use your powers, did you know? My Witches’ Buster blocks all the 
powers of a witch for two days. And do you know the funny thing? I built it using a project of 
yours!”
Eudial gasped: “What do you want from me?”
“Nothing special, only to kill you. And to torture you a little, of course. You’ll see, we’ll have a lot of 
fun...”
 “Wendy and the other girls will find us and they’ll punish you!”
“And who could have the idea of searching you in the old, abandoned city kennel? No one 
remembers the existence of this place. You’ll be dead much before they find you! Now I’ve to go, 
I’ve to build the new device that will kill you and will allow me to gather enough energy to conquer 
the world using your soul crystal...”
“WAIT, LITTLE PSYCHO CHIBI WITCH! YOU CAN’T DO THAT!”
Chibi Mimet smiled at her: “Witchy?!”
She went in another room of the old kennel and slammed  the door.
Eudial looked at the chains and at the cage and she understood that she’d never be able to set herself 
free without her powers. She sighed: “Well, it’s seems I’m in serious troubles now...”

Idea ran trough streets and alley to find his mistress. He was feeling sad: “If it wasn’t for me, Eudial 
would be sleeping in her bed now...”
Suddenly he raised an ear: he could hear some far screams. And that was Eudial’s voice!
He resumed his run, following the voice and, when he reached the building of the kennel, he actually 
stared: he could remember that place. It was one of his worst nightmares until it was closed...
Idea looked in a window and began to growl: that evil little girl had a whip and was hitting Eudial...
The dog  jumped trough the windows, breaking the glass and bit Chibi Mimet’s hand. 
The little witch used her powers and threw the dog against a wall. Idea passed out.
“You! You, miserable dog! How dare you to bit my hand! Well, you’ll die with Eudial!”
She shut him in the cage, then she went away to take care of her wounded hand.
The dog opened his eyes and looked at the witch: she was unconscious and she had many wounds 
where the whip hit her.
Idea  yelped and began to lick her wounds.
Eudial opened her eyes: “Idea?! What are you doing here?”
Idea shook his tail: “I’m happy to see you’re well!”
“Silly, silly dog!” Idea raised his head, offended, but he saw the tears in Eudial’s eyes “Why did you 
come here? Now she’ll kill you too!”
Eudial hugged the dog sobbing.
Idea licked her face: “Come on, don’t cry. Remember that this is a FSC episode, not a tragedy. We’ll 
have to do something silly and set us free or readers will kill the author...”
“Actually, I’d like to kill the author, right now, for putting us in such a situation!”
“Don’t say that: if she didn’t put us in troubles, we wouldn’t have discovered how much we are fond 
each of the other, the importance of friendship and other similar sweet things required from every 
anime plot!”
“True. Hey, you’re smart for being a dog...”
Idea smiled (if a dog can smile...): “I know, thanks!”
“Maybe that is because you’re MY dog. Now let’s see if we can set us free.” Eudial noticed a piece 
of iron wire near the door of the cage. “Can you reach that, idea? If  I get that wire, I could open the 
locks of these chains...”
“Right! I’ll try to take it.”
He put his head between the bars of the cage and managed to take the wire with his mouth.
“Good! Now give me that.”
“Huh, I don’t think I can...”
“WHY?!”
“My head’s stuck between the bars...”
Eudial formed a sweatdrop: “Why I didn’t meet Lassie?”
“Hey! What do you mean? I risked my life to come and save you!”
“O.K., I’m sorry, now let’s see if I can free you...”
She grabbed his tail, the only part of his body she could reach and began to pull it.
“OW! My tail!”
“Keep silent and hold that wire!”
She pulled again and the dog rolled in her arms. Eudial grabbed the iron wire and began to work on 
chain’s locks.
After a few seconds she was free.
She succeeded in opening the door of the cage too.
Eudial took the Witches Buster. 
After a while Chibi Mimet entered the room and screamed in disappointment when she saw the 
empty cage. Eudial hit her with the Witches Buster: “Now, who is weaker?”
Chibi Mimet screamed in terror and ran away.
Idea looked at Eudial: “Have I to go and get her?”
“No, let her go. I couldn’t kill her, after all, she’s the future daughter of Prof. Chronos and 
Mimet...Let’s go home now...”

At the temple, all were worried. 
Wendy sighed: “It’s strange. We searched in the whole city, but Eudial seems to be disappeared...”
Cyprine and Pikuroll began to cry: “Poor Eudial! She was too young to die!”
Wendy went mad at them: “Keep silent, silly girls! Eudial’s not dead, I’m sure! And you two!” she 
said noticing Mulder and Scully in the room “You said you were FBI agents, why don’t you go and 
search our friend?!”
“It won’t be necessary, Wen-chan. We are here!”
All turned towards the door: Eudial and Idea were standing in front of them.
“Eudial! Were have you been? we searched you everywhere! Oh, my! You’re wounded!”
“Don’t worry, Wen-chan. It’s nothing serious...We were...well, we were just out for a walk!” Eudial 
smiled at the dog “Right, Idea?”
Idea barked and shook his tail.

The End

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Sailors and Witches say:
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Wendy: This time on FSC we learned that is very important to love and take care of our animals. I’m      
sure that now Eudial and Idea won’t quarrel anymore...

Eudial: STOP YOU **Censored** DOG! GIVE ME BACK MY PRINCE DIAMOND SD DOLL                        
OR I’LL BUTCHER YOU!

Idea: NO WAY, SILLY WITCH!

Wendy (forming a sweatdrop): Well, maybe not... but I’m sure they’re fond each of the other...

Mulder: Hey! That dog was talking and he said ‘witch’!

Scully: Shut up, Mulder! Dogs can’t talk. It’s scientifically impossible...

Hermes: You’re right, only cats can talk in SM parodies...

Scully: ...

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Eugeal (the silly witch)