This is my first attempt of writing a FSC story and I'm not English speaking, so this will be a big stroke on continuity and intelligibility... Please, think that I'm writing this because I love FSC (and I'm going to fail all my exams for writing fanfics instead of studying...) and don't send me a youma for having posted this. I'd like to hear your opinions, menaces and insults on this story. My address is eugeal@iol.it Thank you, Eugeal (the Italian dubbed version of Eudial) Editting and Formatting by: Tim Borreson (12/29/96) ************************************************************************** FSC: SWEATDROPS' REBELLION ************************************************************************** Wendy was having a hard time trying to cook dinner for all the people who were living at the Temple with no help. "Parasites!" she said to herself, "They appear from nowhere when dinner is cooked, but when I ask for help they are never here! At least I've almost finished, these hamburgers will be ready in a few minutes..." At that moment, a huge explosion shook the walls and a strange sort of grill entered from the window. After missing Wendy's head miracoulously, it landed on hamburgers' frying-pan totally destroying all Wendy's work. Pieces of hamburger squashed even on the ceiling. "I know who that was..." thought Wendy angrily "...only one person can make such messes..." Eudial opened the kitchen door. "Are you well, Wen-chan? I think I have to change some things in my Lunch Buster project..." "EUDIAL! I'M TIRED OF YOUR STUPID DEVICES! YOU'VE ALREADY DESTROYED A WASHING MACHINE, A VCR AND A STEREO! AND WHO TOLD YOU TO PARK THE CAR INSIDE THE HOUSE?" "Wen, come on, don't be so mad at me...I was just trying to..." "I DON'T CARE WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO DO! GO AWAY! I DON'T WANT YOU TO STAY AT THE TEMPLE ANYMORE! OTHER WITCHES ARE PARASITES, BUT AT LEAST THEY DON'T DO MUCH DAMAGE!" "Wen..." "GO AWAY! I DON'T WANT TOO SEE YOU!" The witch went out of the kitchen. Wendy was still trembling with rage. She looked at the squashed hamburgers "Darn! I'll have to begin cooking again..." Eudial reopened the door. "By the way, have you seen my grill?" Wendy threw the grill to the witch with all her strength. Eudial teleported and the grill hit Professor Chronos' head as he was just entering the room. "Daddy!" shouted Wendy, "What are you doing here?" "Ow! Every time I come here you hit me with some kitchen utensil! I hope this won't become an habit," said the Professor, remembering what had happened in Night of Negabunnies Part 1. "However, I was here for dinner." "Thanks to Eudial there's no more dinner! Now, excuse me, daddy, I've something to do!" She went in Eudial's room and threw all her things on the bed, then she wrapped them all in a blanket and went into the garden carrying that burden. Eudial noticed Wen and went near to her, trying to make peace: "Wendy, I'm sorry for what happened. I'll be more careful next time... Hey! What are you doing with my things?" Wendy looked at her coldly: "There won't be a next time! Now here are all of your things and go away!" She threw the burden to the witch (who almost fell under the weight, since the burden was mostly full of metallic parts of Eudial's devices) and turned to come back into the temple. "Wait Wendy! You can't be serious... If you send me away, where could I go?" "I don't know and I don't care. You've been there for enough time. Now GO AWAY!" Wendy slammed the door behind her, leaving the shocked witch into the garden. Eudial stared at the closed door for a while, then she felt angry. "After all," she thought "I was trying to build a device to help her cook, it's not my fault if it exploded! Mimet fell in love with her father and she accepted that. Why she can't forgive one LITTLE explosion?" "WENDY! YOU'RE STUPID! DON'T WORRY YOU WON'T SEE ME HERE AGAIN!" she shouted, "I'LL FIND SOMEONE ELSE WHO CAN UNDERSTAND MY SUPERIOR CLEVERNESS!" Eudial ran away carrying her burden with tears in her eyes, but, after a while, she stopped, opened the burden, threw away some of the most heavy devices, closed the burden again and resume her running. * * * At the temple all were having dinner. After sending away the witch, she could work in peace and she cooked other hamburgers. Mimet was sitting near the professor and was grabbing his arm while eating. She seemed totally happy and her eyes were glittering. All the other witches were looking her with a look that was half disapproving and half envious. "Mimet, you shouldn't feel so happy." said Chibi-Wen "You broke my CD-player while pretending to be a singer and you still have to buy me another one!" "Don't worry, I'll ask Eudial to fix it... By the way, where is she?" The other witches looked each other, noticing her absence in suprise. "It's true!" said Tellu, "Eudial isn't here. Wendy, have you seen her?" All looked at Wendy. "Eudial won't come back here! I sent her away this afternoon, she almost destroyed the temple with her stupid devices!" All where shocked. "Wendy, how could you be so cruel with her?" said Mimet, almost weeping "Eudial said that she wanted to build a machine to help you cook..." "Maybe, but she almost killed me with that grill... and why are you defending her? Weren't you the person who rigged the brakes of her car?" "Uhh...well...maybe, but that was a long time ago...and was needed by the plot! Tell it to the person who drew me!" "Wendy," said Emmanuel Chronos, "Eudial was one of my best assistants, you shouldn't send her away in such a way." "Poor Eudial..." said Cyprine "... she has no place to live..." "...and they said that it's going to snow..." added Pikuroll. "Yes, poor Eudial. She could freeze..." said Chibi-Wen. "Or starve..." suggested Viluy. All sighed. "Wait a moment! If you are trying to make me feel guilty, that's not the right way!" yelled Wendy. All sighed again. Wendy looked at them all, then she gave up: "O.K. I went too far with her. You've won, let's go and search for her... * * * Meanwhile Eudial was sitting on a bench in the park. She was very upset: "That Wendy is so presumptuous only because she's a Sailor Senshi and I'm a witch. Even Mimet became a Sailor too. It's unfair! She had new powers only because she's the girlfriend of Professor Chronos and he's one of FSC writers... There must be a way to became a Sailor..." Eudial looked at her burden and began to choose several little mechanic parts from the devices contained in it. After few minutes she was holding a new hand-made sailor wand. "Well, the only thing I need now is an energy source to use it. I can't use my powers, I'd be too weak to fight enemies if I use them for the transformation. I have to find something easily available which can give me energy. I don't want to hurt anyone so I can't use pure hearts, batteries would be too expensive... WHAT CAN I USE, THEN?" A large sweatdrop of frustration formed on her head. "HEY!" Eudial said to herself "I have to use something common to give energy to my wand and what is mostly used in Japanese animation? SWEATDROPS!!!! There's enough water in sweatdrops of a single FSC episode to stoke a hydro-electric power station for a year! And I'll start by using the sweatdrops which formed right now on FSC readers' heads reading this!" Eudial stood up and rose her wand: "SWEATDROPS CRYSTAL POWER, DRAIN!" Immediately lots of big sweatdrops appeared from thin air and shattered in little sweatdrops which where drained by Eudial's wand. The plastic gem on the top of it glittered. "Perfect, now it's charged... Now I can transform in a Sailor Senshi too and they will see if I am useful!" Eudial walked away to search some Negaphone terminal to fight to demonstrate her new powers. She forgot her burden and she didn't noticed that one of the sweatdrops wasn't drained by her wand and was floating over the bench. When Eudial went away the sweatdrop fell in the open burden just on a demon seed the witch kept as a souvenir of past missions. The demon seed entered in the sweatdrop and it turned in a human shaped mass of water... * * * Wendy, Professor Chronos and the other witches were searching Eudial all around the city. Mimet was about to weep: "Wendy, what if she is frozen?" "Mimet, a witch can't die of cold in TWO or THREE hours! I guess that she's better off than us!" "She didn't take the car, so she must be near, don't worry Mimet, we'll find Eudial and ask her to come back home" said Tellu. In that moment they heard Cyprine's cry: "Hey! Over here!" "What is it, Cyprine? Did you find Eudial?!" "Look there, on that bench, it's Eudial's burden!" Mimet started sobbing and whining: "I was sure that something had happened to her! She'd never leave here her devices!" Suddenly Mimet was slammed to the ground by a huge wave. All turned. A monster was standing in front of them. "Who are you?!" shouted Wendy while taking her transformation wand. "I'm the Sweatdrop demon and I want your pure heart (sorry, soul)!" The monster launched a huge wave of sweatdrops which hit Wendy's wand and sent it far from her hand. All stared. Sweatdrop attacked the witches, Wendy and the Professor with a sweat-bubble who trapped them all (like the one of Birdie from SM R during the fight with Sailor Mercury). Mimet was the only one out of the bubble and the monster grabbed her with water tentacles and began to take her soul. The Professor cried: "Mimet!" The monster laughed: "I'll have your soul for dinner!" "NO YOU WON'T!" a Sailor appeared from darkness. She had red hair and a violet sailor-fuku with pink ribbons on her chest and on her back. A black star was on her tiara and she had another one on her front ribbon. She was holding an odd-looking wand in her hand. Eudial smiled (after all her wand worked well without exploding...) "Who are you?" asked angrily the monster. "Who am I?" a sweatdrop formed on her head "Ehm... Wait a moment, let me think... all the planets have been used, satellites too... I could be Sailor... Sailor..." The monster took the shape of a big sweatdrop and yawned: "Hurry up, please. These Sailor speeches are already boring enough..." Eudial looked at her sailor-fuku and she saw the black star on her ribbon. "...Well, I'm Sailor Kurohoshi (Japanese translation of Sailor Black Star). I stood for evil and injustice, but now I stand for love, justice and for improvement of witches' rights! Using innocent sweatdrops for stealing pure souls, I can't forgive you. In name of sweatdrops, I'll punish you!" "Have you finished? Let's fight!" "I'm ready... SWEATDROP DEEP SUBMERGE!" yelled Eudial, recycling SM S attacks, but she was shocked when her wand didn't work. "No! It's discharged! I need more energy!" She jumped to avoid the demon's attack. She run near the sweat-bubble and talked to professor Chronos: "Hey, Professor, have you ever kissed Mimet?" Chronos' face became red and a large sweatdrop formed on his head almost drowning the other people in the bubble: "What... what do you mean?" "Never mind, I just had to say something stupid to create some sweatdrops... SWEATDROP CRYSTAL POWER, DRAIN!" The scepter charged and Eudial (now Sailor Kurohoshi) attacked: "SWEATDROP DEEP SUBMERGE!" The wand produced an attack very similar to Sailor Neptune's from SM S, except for the energy sphere which was formed by little sweatdrops. It hit the monster, but instead of being destroyed, Sweatdrop demon swelled to double of his size. He laughed: "I'm a sweatdrop, you can't fight a sweatdrop with sweatdrops!" Eudial fell on her knees. She was a failure both as a witch than as a sailor. A tear went down her cheek and hit the ground in front of her. The demon was ready to attack... Suddenly Eudial rose her head and stood up. She laughed. All looked at her as if she had gone mad. She kept laughing: "So you are a sweatdrop? Then... SWEATDROP CRYSTAL POWER, DRAIN!" She rose her wand and the demon was drained by the gem of Eudial's scepter. The demon seed fell to the ground, broken. The bubble disappeared and all were set free, while Mimet had her heart (soul! O.K., O.K., I know this is the DIC version!) back. Eudial detransformed and all surrounded her. "Eudial! You were a Sailor?! I can't believe it!" Wendy seemed very surprised. "I'm sorry, Wen. I wanted to show you that I can be of some help, but it seems that all I can make is trouble..." "SO TRUE! But we like you anyway. Now come home, we missed you." "Really... I can? Aren't you mad at me?" "I won't be anymore if you park your car outside of the temple..." "By the way, Eudial, your wand is very interesting... I'd like to have one too..." said Viluy. "FORGET IT!" yelled Wendy, "Two sailor witches are enough!" All laughed. The End ************************************************************************** Sailor Says: All together: "Where is Eugeal's brain if she can spend hours writing such a story?" Mimet: "At least she is truly brave if she dares to post it on alt.fan.sailor-moon." Eudial: "Whatever you say, I'm happy because is the first time I'm in a FSC story as main character..." Mimet: "Even if you looked rather silly!" Eudial: "KEEP SILENT, ENVIOUS! YOU ALWAYS LOOK SILLY!" Mimet: "***CENSORED***" Eugeal: "Hey! I'm the author, can I say anything?" Wendy: "NO!" Eugeal: "As I'm the author I CAN AND I'LL SAY IT!" Wendy (with a great big sweatdrop on her head): "O.K. If you really want to..." Eugeal: "Eugeal says: C'ya! Hee Hee Hee!" (I always dreamt to say it!) All together: "Yes, her brain's gone. No doubt!"