Yes! Another FSC story!!!
Opening song!

Fighting Evil by a New Moon, 
Winning Love by a cool tune,
Hoping that this theme song ends soon,
She is the one named Sailor Newb!

And no matter what the odds may portend,
So she doesn't look bad to her friends,
 'cuz her escape route led to a dead end-- She is the one 
named Sailorrrrr
...
Sailor Kurohoshi! "Yay! Silver!"
Sailor Callisto! "Hey this temple is getting too crowded!"
Sailor Star Helper! "Doc is nicer than Silver!" 
[screen shot of SD Sailor Kurohoshi whacking SD Sailor Star 
Helper with a mallet]
Sailor Stella Nera! "Why I am the only one without a 
boyfriend?!"

With extra cast members just to help her thru! She is the 
one named SAILORRRRRrrr
...

Snailor Salad! "Eternal Cabbage Gobbling!" 
Snailor Chibi Salad! "Creepy? Creepy creepy!"
Tuxedo Snail "I'll protect them with my salad roses!"
Silver "Hey!!!! I'm not a snail!"

Lastly, Jen, we're gonna get to you! She is the one named 
Super...Sailor...Newb!!

[title screen]

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                  SNAIL REVENGE   Part 1                                    
           (The truth is out there...and it creeps.)
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Eugeal sat near her cousin and began to swallow her 
breakfast.
Wendy looked at her and at Silver and sighed: "Oh, well two 
other parasites..."
Eudial looked miffed: "Silver is not a parasite! He's my 
boyfriend! And my cousin only came here for breakfast!"
Eugeal nodded: "Yeah, I had problems with my iron, so I 
couldn't cook. And my fridge is full of snail's DNA 
samples."
Everyone sweatdropped.
"You cook with an iron?!" Silver asked "And WHY do you keep 
snail's DNA in the fridge?!"
"Why not?" Eugeal took another cookie "The iron is perfect 
for cooking and I'm doing an experiment with that DNA. I 
want to obtain a potato chips eating snail, so Tellu won't 
bother me anymore because I keep snails in the garden..."
"My, Eudy, your family is weird..." Silver said.
Eudial slammed a tray on Silver's head "DON'T CALL ME 
THAT!!!!!! Oh, sorry, Sil, did I hurt you too much?"
Eugeal grinned: "This is the right punishment for calling 
me a psycho..."
Silver smiled sweetly at Eudial: "Well, no problem, I like 
psychos, I'm not that normal too..."
He put his hand on Eudial's. 
Idea growled: "Don't touch Eudial!"
Silver glared at the dog. "Why not?"
"She's mine, I'm her dog!"
"And I'm her boyfriend. So?"
Idea was about to answer when Mimet kicked him "Shut up! 
Mulder is here!"
Mulder entered the room. He looked excited.
"That dog was talking again! Well, never mind! In the 
garden there is an UFO!!!!"
Scully arrived too. "In my opinion, that thing is a 
meteor..."
"A meteor with a door?!" Mulder said "That's an UFO! Maybe 
Samantha is somewhere near..."
Silver looked at the two FBI agents. "Other two strange 
persons..." he thought, then he said "Actually that is my 
house..."
Mulder jumped in front of Silver and grabbed his shirt: 
"You live in an UFO then you are an alien!!! Where is my 
sister?!" 
Silver sweatdropped. 
Eudial laughed nervously: "He's my boyfriend, how could he 
be an alien?"
"Tell me how could that UFO appear in the garden in a 
single day, then!!"
Silver laughed too: "It's a prefab..."
Mulder let him go. "Oh, sorry..."
Scully sweatdropped.
Eugeal giggled. "Look!" she said to Scully "That's a true 
sweatdrop! Wow! You're becoming a real FSC character!"
Everyone fell down sweatdropping.
Idea took advantage of the chaos to bite Silver's leg.


Meanwhile, at Eugeal's house at 665 Silver Shadow lane, 
three little snails were creeping in the garden. 
They were near to the house and they began to climb on its 
wall. They reached a window.
One of the glasses was broken (it had been hit by a piece 
of one of Eugeal devices during one of the usual 
explosions...) and the smaller snail fell inside the house. 
The two elder snails followed their child.
The snail family looked around: they were in a big room and 
a good smell was coming from a big, white thing.
They  reached  the fridge. The younger snail climbed on it 
and, suddenly, the door opened.
All the snails entered the fridge: on the top shelf inside 
it there was a beautiful dish full of salad. On the lower 
shelves there were lots of test-tubes filled with every 
sort of chemical substances and some of them were full of 
snails DNA.
The snails crept trough the shelves of the fridge, spilling 
and tasting the liquids inside the test tubes.
Suddenly, the younger snail began to spin at high speed, 
while the background became pastel-colored and a bright 
pink fuku appeared around his shell.
The two elder snails gasped.
 "Hey! look at our boy" the mother said.
"He's a girl now!" the father added.
"I'm Sailor Chibi Salad!" the young snail said.
The snail-parents began to spin too and a tuxedo appeared 
around the shell of the mother, while a blue fuku appeared 
around the father's shell.
"I'm Tuxedo Snail!"
"And I'm Snailor Salad!"
Snailor Salad whistled in surprise: "I knew that snails are 
hermaphrodite, but we look more like the Starlights now!"
Tuxedo Snail nodded. "Hey! But we're snails! We're not 
supposed to know Sailor Stars!"
"And we aren't supposed to talk...Maybe that is because of 
those substances we ate..."
"Creepy creepy!" Sailor Chibi Snail said.
"Well, let's take that salad and go back to our garden, 
now."
They grabbed each a big leaf of salad and crept their way 
back to the garden. 
When they arrived at the bottom shelf of the fridge, the 
leaves of salad were all covered in a mix of chemical 
substances.
The Snailor Senshi crept out of the window and began to go 
towards their house.
Suddenly, Snailor Salad screamed in terror: "PIGEONS!!!"
"AAAAH! THEY'LL EAT US!!! RUN AWAY!!!"
The three snails abandoned the leaves of salad and ran 
away.
The pigeons sweatdropped: "How come that those snails are 
so fast? Oh, well, let's eat the salad at least..."
Three of the pigeon gulped down the leafs of salad.
Their eyes glowed red.


Eudial, Silver and Eudial walked towards Eugeal's house. 
Idea was following them and was glaring at Silver.
"I'm sure I can fix your iron" Eudial said.
Eugeal grinned "If you can find all the parts of it...It 
exploded while I was trying to connect it to the modem..."
Eudial and Silver sweatdropped. "WHY were you connecting an 
iron to the modem?!"
"I wanted to program it to cook the recipes that you can 
find  on Internet pages..."
Eudial's sweatdrop grew up "My! My devices explodes, but at 
least they are a little less absurd than my cousin's 
ones..."
Suddenly, she screamed. 
"What's up, Eudy?!" Eugeal, Silver and Idea said at once. 
"Don't call me that!!!!" she yelled "And there is a snail 
who's trying to climb on my foot!"
Eugeal took the snail and put it in a bush. "Oh, don't 
worry, Eudy...Eudial, it's only one of my pet snails. I've 
dozens of them..."
Eudial shivered "I still can't understand how can you like 
snails! Don't you remember what's happened in SM S?!"
Eugeal shrugged "Well, I'm a dubbed witch and remember that 
I left the series before episode 110 to come in FSC. So I 
don't have anything against cute little snails..."
They entered in the house.
Eugeal went into the kitchen and screamed.
Silver, Eudial and Idea rushed into the room. "What's up?!"
Eugeal was staring at the fridge: "Someone messed with the 
fridge and the chemical substances inside it! They all got 
mixed!"
"What does it mean?" Silver asked.
Eudial looked worried: "When unknown Nega-substances get 
mixed together randomly, well, it's not a good thing..."
"They could explode..." Eugeal continued.
"Or create demons..." Eudial added.
"Or begin a nuclear chain reaction..."
"Or simply ruin the fridge..."
Silver and Idea sweatdropped.
Eugeal sighed "Well, we won't know until I analyze that 
mix..."
Eudial nodded "O.K., let's take it to Prof. Chronos lab..."

End of part one