Thank you for the
free Homepage that I like it...

(free is good)

(no, it's not my IQ, it's a "hits" counter)

Do you like Vanilla Ice? France? Jerry Lewis? Gerard Depardieu?

If yes, then you're in the wrong place. This is for you...

If no, then you're not entirely unwelcome.

If "What do you take me for, a complete loser!?", then you're definitely in the right place. Welcome, and I hope you enjoy your stay with us.



Links To All The Waaay Happenin' Parts Of This Site!




BRAND Apple Computer: "Think Different" Page!


Drum Loops Page! Over 9,600 hits, 12-98!


A new hilarious page about children's book titles! VERY funny.


Wack Tracks Page: Finally, A List of Albums NOT To Buy!


And you thought YOU had bad luck!
Mystery Drum Loops Page! Help me find out where these are from!
Funky Links Page! Not cho' ordinary typa' links!
BRAND !! Random Thoughts Page! A complete waste of time, I'll tell you ahead of time.
Sorta new: Godzilla Page!

WHOAH! Jesus-Dot-Com! No joke! Check it out!
Free SOUNDS Page. This and the Drums Page are the real heart of the site!
Thank you for the Free EBONICS that I like it!
The HARDCORE AMATEUR pics!! 3 HOTT PICS!
ME! The ENIGMA that is Mhat
FREE QUOTES! Enlighten Yourself!
McYankeeDoodleFlowMcDehydratorBellGrandeBee: A FREE STORY BY ME!
BZZZ! The thinking man's dating game!
BOSNIACALIFRAGALISTICEXBIALIDOCIOUS: A touching, poignant poem about a troubled land
Sign my GUESTBOOK...please
LINKS! A fast way outta' here!
The Official Homepage of the Official Magical Grapefruit of Love!(Updated 11/11/98)



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I thought I told you to ignore this part! You're SUCH a SPY!