Yeah, the title's stupid. But it just describes the feelings I...feel, yes, feel, for them. I gotta say just straight out, that they are HELLA weird, but HELLA interesting at the same time. Like in my previous piece, I say this one motto: Hey, just get it on already. It's not really a motto, it's basically just how I feel. Yeah, people's feelings may get hurt, but come on, people get over it. It's the soaps. I mean, it took fucking forever for Mac and Felicia to get together. And it's sorta hopeless now for Luke and Laura. Not that I've given up hope or whatever. It's just that...she's all with Stefan right now, and he's trying to be a super hero with the Lucky thing. It's all just hella stupid. You think Mac's just gonna let Luke take his wife away? No. You think Laura's just gonna sit there and watch lil' miss thang do her own thang on her estranged husband, who she is STILL in love with? (Note: Even though they are not together, I KNOW she still loves Luke, so don't EVEN try to tell me I'm wrong, because I will NOT listen to you.). Oh look, what's that in my pocket?...Hmm, another No.

So, by now, you're probably wondering why I decided to bitch about Luke and Felicia. The answer: I'm building up some ammo until I can bitch about the new Lucky. I did have a section where I bitched about it before, but, it unfortunately got deleted. Don't know how. But...let's just say I'm glad because I was SO wrong about my little "theory." Only one person knows about it, and they know who they are, and I'm keepin it that way, yo.

Okay. Be real. Stay away from food vendors on the Mediterranean streets.*** Until next time.

***side note: It's a reference to Luke eating those kabobs he ate with the green sauce. Yummay. In no way am I saying that food from vendors in the Mediterranean is bad. please. as if.

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