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Trapped in a Purple Haze:
Why it's one of the best TV movies ever done

Okay, I finally got around to it. Sorry it took so long...school and crap like that. I was going to have this up on May 11th, in honor of my baby's birthday, but...well...I fell asleep. That is just so typically me...oh baby baby...Ooops! I did it again! Please Hammer Don't Hurt Em...

So anyways...I need to get crackin on my little review of this well-done TV movie. It's been a while since I've seen it, so I'm a little blurred on whatever the hell it was I saw. I decided I would do a review for the movie because...well, in all honesty, I miss talking about Jonathan. It's not that I've forgotten him or anything...I'm just missin my babyyyy, woaahh... Okay enough with the song references. I just wanted to talk about him again, for once. After my little confession session about feenin fo' Lucky #2, I'm ever so much feeling guilty...I need to get my head back in the right position right about now.

Okay, so this is me: I'm all set to watch this movie. I taped it, which is MANDITORY for every Jonathan Jackson thing on TV. I have Camp Nowhere on tape (store bought), The Legend of the Ruby Silver (who could forget him punching that dude? LMAO), The Prisoner of Zenda, INC (or Double Play...whatever, it's still Zenda to me), Boy Meets World (where he kissed Topanga), and so freakin forth. When he is on TV, it is must see TV. For real dough, yo. So, after seeing dozens of movies he's been in, I'm just basically waiting for some JJ-TV. When it came...I was all excited. Nice love scenes...hehe! If you wanna call it that. Plus, I loved all those faces he made. Niiiiice. Very.

But all good-looking-ness aside for a second. We all know about Jonathan and his acting abilities, and how fucking AMAZING he is. After seeing this movie, I am so...omigod, I'm at a loss for words. Jonathan has done it again. He is like, the best actor, like, out there, in my opinion. I'm like, speechless right now. He is just so amazing and so talented, and I just LOVE him. The way he acted, and the way he made me feel was so incredible. I know he's not really an addict, but shit, it looked so fucking real, even though I was all like, "That's my boy, he ain't no addict." But mo-fudgers, I still believed it. I mean, he's just got this shitload of talent on his shoulders, and it shows whenever he graces the screen. It's such an incredible thing to witness. I'm kinda guessing it's like seeing what God looks like, except, well...maybe a little less wonderful (LOL). For him to go out of his way to prepare for a role was cool too. It shows how good he is and how into his craft he really is, too. He is just so great, and I love him for it.

Okay, enough gushing. This movie all in all was really good. Sure I got a bit dizzy sometimes...but, we're forgetting somethng really important for a second. The Purple. Hello, Trapped in a PURPLE Haze. And those purple shots? EXCELLENT. If ya didn't know, purple is my favorite color. And for JJ to do a purple induced movie? That was the killer.

Okay...that was random LOL. But yeah...like I said, the movie was great. The co-stars were good too, especially miss Carly Pope. She was great, I mean, at times she scared the shit outta me. No doubt. And the video guy...Mr Hayden Christiansen (sp? forgive me), who a few days ago got named the new Anakin Skywalker, a role everyone was hoping JJ would win. But hey, it's all good, cuz that guy was HOT. He was the video store guy! We'll all remember that. I know I will.

SO...that's it, friends. I'm done. I'll just leave you with something to take a gander at while you're moving your mouse to click the go back link...


Hmm...a kiss? Yes please!

OH...and by the way. A very big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Jonathan. Hey, JJ, now that we're both legal...wanna give me a call? We'll hit the clubs, baby. Hope ya like older women (I'm only five days older! :) Muwahahaaaaaa...).
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