Welcome to my page full of funny, and meaningful quotes from, well, Friends. I will be adding a new one every week, starting with
January 1.
You are whiny. You are obsessive. You are insecure. You are gutless. You never just sort of seize the day. You liked me for what, a year and you didn't do anything about it, and uh, uh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair.
- Rachel listing Ross's annoying traits
Here is two for January 8
Wow, it's like porno for clowns!
- Chandler, after Monica honks her fake boobs to show Joey they aren't real
Ya know, I think I want to write a song about this. Except one of the strings on my guitar is broken. Hey Chandler, can I borrow your G - string?
- Phoebe harassing Chandler after he's caught in a restaurant bathroom with nothing on but a pair of women's panties
Here is another two for January 15
Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?
-Chandler expressing his dark thoughts
You know what blows my mind? Women can see their breasts anytimne they want, Just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.
-Joey marveling at the difference between the sexes
January 22
My parents happened! All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile proudly and not talk about the divorce. But, noooo, they got into a huge fight in the middle of the commencement address Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them.
-Rachel, upset that her parents were fighting during her sisters graduation.
Two for January 29
Let's just stay clear of "I'm the guy that's doing your daughter," and you should be okay.
-Rachel gving Ross suggestions on what to talk about with her father.
Yeah, well it's not so cool when you're eleven and all your friends are passing around page 79 of Mistress Bitch
-Chandler embarrassed by his mother's profession as a romance author.
