The Geek Space Dominion - Crew
The Crew and Other Characters
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Commander Sikto
Name: Benji Sikto
Position: Commander/Captain
Species: Human
General: Sikto was born in 2332 on Earth. He was married, but his wife,
Henopper Sikto, was lost in the battle of Woof 911 on the USS Sara's Toga.
His son is Gate Sikto . He is considered one of Starfeet's best, but there are doubts....
Major Key-rack Nearice
Name: Key-rack Nearice
Position: Bagloran Major
Species: Bagloran
General: She was born in 2342 in the middle of the Bagloran occupation.
She works as the Bagloran liaison officer to Starfeet. She is power-hungry
and constantly trying to find a way a way to take control of GS9. Also,
she LOVES cheese.
Chief Oh Brain
Name: Meters HeadHard Oh Brain
Position: Chief of Operations
Species: Human
General: He is the chief of operations of GS9 and the husband of Cake Oh Oh
Brain. This man is Irish. No one is quite sure what rank he is except his
daughter Moppy and she won't tell. Oh Brain fixes things on the station.
Lieutenant Dux
Name: Judzia Dux
Position: Lieutenant
Species: Till
General: Judzia Dux is a joined species where there is a worm-like creature
joined with a human-like person. Lala was the first host. She was one of
the first women to serve as a member of the council of Till. Then there
was Toe-bin, a shy man who was smart. And next came Anemone. She was a
professional gymnast. After Anemone came Odd-drid. She was a member of
the Symbiosis Commissioned and has two kiddos. The next host was
Tor-eye-us. He was a short-lived test pilot that crashed. Then there was
Joe-ran, a psychotic musician. After that there was Cousin Dux. Cousin
was an old man who knew Sikto. Finally there is Judzia, the current host.
She was born in 2340 and joined in 2367. Sikto loving refers to her as
"Old Hag".
Dr Jools Bash-up
Name: Jools Stubatoe Bash-up
Position: Doctor
Species: Human
General: He was born 2341 and is the son of a diplomat. He volunteered to
be stationed at GS9 because he wanted "A Piece of the Action". It is a top
secret Starfeet secret that was genetically enhanced as a child.
Constable Oddo
Name: Oddo
Position: Constable
Species: Changing
General: He is one of many Changings to be sent away by the Flounders. He
was studied by a Bagloran scientist named Dr. More Pole. Oddo has quarters
but he enjoys sloshing around in a bucket. He enjoys bugging Qwak when
he's not fighting crime. Pictured, he is doing the Macarena.
Lt. Cmdr Wharf
Name: Wharf
Position: Lieutenant Commander
Species: Klingoff
General: He was born in 2340. He is an outcast from the Klingoff world.
He has a son named Jetty. He is also the first and only Klingoff to join
Starfeet. He LOVES prune juice (and Lt. Dux!). Wharf likes to play in the
holosours with his batty'leth in his free time. He became a member of the GS9 crew when he responded to call for a security officer, when station security officer Oddo had forgotten how to shape-shift (see page 5).
Qwak
Name: Qwak
Position: Owner of Qwak's Bar
Species: Ferangi
General: He is a business man that will do ANYTHING for a bar of
gold-pressed latinum. As of now he is slightly in debt to some other
business but he won't admit it to anyone. Qwak loves having his lobes
rubbed by females (of any species) and he seems to have a pass time of trying
of getting Dux to notice him, he hasn't been very successful since Wharf
came to GS9. Another thing about Qwak, he lives in his bar so it never
closes.
Garax
Name: Elimb Garak
Position: Owner of Clothing Shop
Species: Corrosion
General: A former member of the Obsidian Disorder. He
was exiled to GS9 by Gol Do-Cot and as of now is on terrible conditions
with his father Ednabun Train. He has a brother named Thorax. Garax is quite mysterious.
Cake-Oh Oh Brain
Name: Cake Oh Oh Brain
Position: Oh Brain's wife
Species: Human
General: Cake-Oh is of Japanese descent, and was having an off-day one day and
married Oh Brain while he was still working on the USS Enter-price. The
command crew of GS9 (and Gate) lovingly refer to her as "Ms. Chief" behind
her back.
Gate Sikto
Name: Gate Sikto
Position: Sikto's Kiddo
Species: Human
General: He was born in 2355. He enjoys hanging out with Noj the Ferangi
and he also enjoys writing. He hates Wez Crushed very much, whenever Wez
comes onto the station Gate declares war. Gate is about 18 and is Mrs. Oh
Brain's 1st grade class. When he's not in school or making mischief he is
in the station daycare center.
Noj
Name: Noj
Position: Gate's Best Friend and a Cadet
Species: Ferangi
General: He is the son of Qwak's brother. He hates school and is quite
mischievous but somehow he make it into Starfeet....
Baaaaaaaaaap
Name: Baaaaaaaap
Position: Baaaaaaaaap
Species: Baaaaaaaaap
General: Baaaaaaaaap, since Qwak's bar never closes, lives in it with Qwak.
Not much else is known about this large barfly except when he takes a
showers he enjoys singing moaning songs in it.
Secondary Characters
These characters do not count as crew members, but if you want to use them in your articles, these are the names to use.
- The Bajoran Puppets (Moe, Larry and Curly) - the strange, non-linear beings who live inside the Bajoran Wormhole.
- Gol Do-Cot - Former Corrosian commander of GS9 before it was taken over by Starfeet.
- Captain Janeweigh - Captain of the lost starship, USS Voyagee.
- Cha-Koat-A - First officer of the USS Voyagee.
- Lieutenant Tom Perish - Also an officer of the USS Voyagee.
- Hairy Kim - Ensign on board the USS Voyagee.
- Be'a'Wanna - Engineering officer of the USS Voyagee.
- Sever - The newest, ex- Boing, member of the crew of the USS Voyagee.
- Captain Pick-a-card - Captain of the USS Enter-price.
- Commander Striker - First officer of the USS Enter-price.
- Gaudy LaFlorge - Chief engineer of the USS Enter-price.
- Counsellor Oi - Part Baityzoid, empathic counsellor of the USS Enter-price.
- Earwax Oi - Mother of Counsellor Oi.
- Dr Crushed - Chief medical officer of the USS Enter-price.
- Wez Crushed - "Brilliant" son of Dr Crushed.
- Lt. Cmdr Thata - Android Second Officer of the USS Enter-price.
- Jetty - Klingoff son of Lt. Commander Wharf.
- Ses-Kay - A baddie last heard of from the USS Voyagee.
- Shaker - A Bagloran from Bagel.
- Leacher - Blabo girl on Geek Space Nine.
- Moppy Oh Brian - Young daughter of Chief Oh Brian and Cake-oh Oh Brian.
- Klueless - Legendary Klingoff hero.
- Gown-on - A great Klingoff ruler.
Ships
These aren't characters exactly, but if you want to use a ship in your article, these are the names. If a ship is not listed here, send in your own idea for a name.
- Klingoff Birds of Play
- USS Boze-Nose
- USS Enter Price
- USS Deafy ant
- USS Unreliant
- Run-arounds
- USS Voyagee
Life-forms/Groups
The following are common life-forms that appear in stories.
- The Boing
- Corrosians
- The Flounders
(also known as Changings and Shapeshifties)
Klingoffs
The Obsidian Disorder
Ocampers
Romulenz
Starfeet
Vul-canz
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