Legal Jargon

...of a sort!

  1. This page is for entertainment use only. Any use of this page for profitable ends is strictly prohibited, because it would pretty much be a waste of your time.

  2. Copying any part of this page without the sole authorization of the page's author (myself) is fine by me. After all, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

  3. Neither myself nor GeoCities is under obligation to pay for injuries caused by use of this page, be they physical or emotional.

  4. No animals were harmed in the creation of this page. I even remembered to take a break to feed the cat.

  5. Quality of pages linked to this one is in no way guaranteed.

  6. Use of this page is strictly limited to the living only. Scientific studies have shown that use of the Internet by the deceased can lead to severe emotional strain.

  7. This page contains saccharin, which has been known to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

  8. We are not responsible for sanity lost while reading this page. Any brain cells found become the sole property of the author.

Any questions pertaining to these rules should be directed to the author.

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